Ship for Brains

Ship for Brains

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by Brian David Bruns
     
 

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Book of the Year Nominee, ForeWord Awards
Bronze - London Book Festival
New York Book Festival - Finalist
New England Book Festival - Finalist

In his bestselling debut tell-all Cruise Confidential, cruise ship insider Brian David Bruns revealed why he was the only American in Carnival Cruise Lines history to complete a full eight-month contract

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Book of the Year Nominee, ForeWord Awards
Bronze - London Book Festival
New York Book Festival - Finalist
New England Book Festival - Finalist

In his bestselling debut tell-all Cruise Confidential, cruise ship insider Brian David Bruns revealed why he was the only American in Carnival Cruise Lines history to complete a full eight-month contract in their restaurants. Returning with his award-winning wit and delightfully candid narrative voice, Brian brings us the first and only expose of art auctioneering on the mighty liners, where the tenet of ‘what happens at sea, stays at sea’ has always been observed—until now.

Ship for Brains ($15.95 trade paperback original) takes on cruise ship art auctioneers, a society brimming with odd personalities drawn to the stress and isolation that invariably lead to alcohol and a Hell-may-care attitude. Willingly giving up home and family in favor of high-paced, crushing sales goals demanded while port-hopping from nation to nation, art auctioneers are undermined by the lash of tyrannical ship officers, unforgiving gallery managers, hyena-like trainers, and a skeptical public. The burn-out rate is phenomenal—but when it works, you are king of the world.

Brian’s true-life struggle turns both harrowing and hilarious when goaded by the lecherous but mighty auctioneer Bill Shatner, and he must navigate sexy dancers and their all-to-intimate cliques, the slapstick schemes of his mentors, and the seduction of success, all while staying true to his girl and himself. We are transported from the Caribbean to the Pacific and Costa Rica to Transylvania as our likable guide vividly describes his many misadventures, triumphs, flirtations, and, above all, his amusing and astute insights into human nature.

This ain't no galley tour!

Editorial Reviews

20/20 - Deborah Roberts
"This man has seen it all!"
Midwest Book Review - James Cox
"With a grand dose of humor and a good dose of memoir, Ship for Brains is a fine pick, not to be missed.”
James Cox
"With a grand dose of humor and a good dose of memoir, Ship for Brains is a fine pick, not to be missed.”

Product Details

ISBN-13:
2940012613301
Publisher:
World Waters
Publication date:
05/26/2011
Series:
Cruise Confidential , #2
Sold by:
Barnes & Noble
Format:
NOOK Book
Sales rank:
539,207
File size:
684 KB

Meet the Author

Mr. Bruns is a best-selling and international award-winning author. His first book, Cruise Confidential—by the only American in the history of Carnival Cruise Lines to endure a full contract in the ships’ restaurants—was lauded by the Travel Channel and the Today Show. Brian has also been featured on ABC's 20/20.

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Ship For Brains 3.5 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 11 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Ship for Brains is a funny look at life onboard a cruise ship. As an avid cruiser and buyer of fine art onboard, it was interesting to learn the ins and outs of ship life. Bruns takes readers through his training on land and then through his real world traing at sea. Having sailed on some of the ships mentioned in the book it was fascinating to get a new view of what goes on when passengers aren't around. If you read Bruns's first book you will definetly want to read this follow up book. The pace is fast and funny. This is definetly a good book to take along on your next cruise! I can't wait until the 3rd book comes out!
Amanda77 More than 1 year ago
I am an avid cruiser and started reading Cruise Confidential a few days after I cruised on one of Carnival's boats. I was excited to finally be able to download Ship for Brains and read it within 2-3 days of starting it. Brian tells a great story with a great amount of humor, I did laugh out loud many times. Great read, especially if you have been or plan to go on a cruise.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I worked in cruise liner for more than years, to me the author have't yet see the real "cruise underworld" . It's beyond human imagination . . . been there & done that
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I like the author's wicked sense of humor, and he tells some really good "tales out of school." But you'd better be prepared for some risque material. Mr. Bruns doesn't shy away from displaying his manhood. I actually liked this book better than Cruise Confidential (the first book). The people in his life were a little less transient and the environment felt a little less like a cave-dwelling. He seems like more of an adult here.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Not the best book. Gave it a chance. Had to give up at page 250 or so because it wasn't holding my attention. Picked up The Hunger Games instead...more my speed I guess.
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Looking forward to reading book 3.