Short Music for Short People [Explicit Lyrics]

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All Music Guide - Mike DaRonco
Not that this hasn't been done before on albums like Wood Panel Pacer Wagon With Mags and Bllllaaarrrrrggghhh!-A Music War which was on a 7" format no less, but that doesn't mean a compilation featuring over 100 bands on one record never fails to entertain. And the advantage Short Music for Short People has in comparison to the aforementioned records is that 80 percent of the bands on here fall under the "melodic pop-punk" classification. That and all the punk rock superstars can be found on here: Rancid, Black Flag, NOFX, Bad Religion, the Descendants, D.O.A., Less Than Jake, the Offspring, Green Day, Blink 182, the Misfits, the Circle Jerks, the list goes on and on. ...
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Editorial Reviews

All Music Guide - Mike DaRonco
Not that this hasn't been done before on albums like Wood Panel Pacer Wagon With Mags and Bllllaaarrrrrggghhh!-A Music War which was on a 7" format no less, but that doesn't mean a compilation featuring over 100 bands on one record never fails to entertain. And the advantage Short Music for Short People has in comparison to the aforementioned records is that 80 percent of the bands on here fall under the "melodic pop-punk" classification. That and all the punk rock superstars can be found on here: Rancid, Black Flag, NOFX, Bad Religion, the Descendants, D.O.A., Less Than Jake, the Offspring, Green Day, Blink 182, the Misfits, the Circle Jerks, the list goes on and on. Whether or not the marketing department at Fat Wreck Chords thought that the big names would attract more buyers, keep in mind that every song on here is only 30 seconds and under. But even if Short Music for Short People isn't the best representation of all the bands on here, the fun factor is still pretty high. Other highlights include Lagwagon, Spazz, the Muffs, Nomeansno, Avail, the Criminals, Adrenaline O.D., and Wizo. Best song title award goes to "Farts are Jazz to Assholes" courtesy of the Dillinger Four.
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Product Details

  • Release Date: 6/1/1999
  • Label: Fat Wreck Chords
  • UPC: 751097059128
  • Catalog Number: 591
  • Sales rank: 55,985

Tracks

Disc 1
  1. 1 Short Attention Span (0:08)
  2. 2 Anchor (0:29)
  3. 3 Ketchup Song (0:29)
  4. 4 All Cops Are Bastards (0:24)
  5. 5 Overcoming Learned Behavior (0:27)
  6. 6 Quit Yer Job (0:24)
  7. 7 Ready - The Living End (0:34)
  8. 8 Out of Hand (0:39)
  9. 9 Asian Pride (0:29)
  10. 10 Steamroller Blues (0:26)
  11. 11 Doin' Laundry (0:29)
  12. 12 Freehgan (0:31)
  13. 13 Not Again (0:30)
  14. 14 Waste Away (0:29)
  15. 15 The Radio Stills Sucks - The Ataris (0:28)
  16. 16 Armageddon Singalong (0:35)
  17. 17 Hearts Frozen Soil Sod Once More by the Spring of Rape, Despaire, ... - AFI (0:31)
  18. 18 Farts Are Jazz to Assholes (0:33)
  19. 19 Surf City (0:28)
  20. 20 Back to You (0:32)
  21. 21 Outhouse of Doom (0:33)
  22. 22 Alienation (0:32)
  23. 23 Family Reunion (0:35)
  24. 24 Mirror, Signal, Wheelspan (0:28)
  25. 25 Saturday Night - Killswitch (0:31)
  26. 26 Bedroom Windows (0:24)
  27. 27 Sara Fisher (0:30)
  28. 28 The Ballad of Wilhelm Fink (0:32)
  29. 29 Delraiser Pt III: Del on Earth - Consumed (0:27)
  30. 30 Told You Once (0:11)
  31. 31 Randal Gets Drunk (0:27)
  32. 32 Fishfuck (0:32)
  33. 33 Howdy Doody in the Woodshed (0:32)
  34. 34 Long Enough to Forget You (0:29)
  35. 35 Erik Sandins Stand-In (0:33)
  36. 36 We Want the Kids (0:20)
  37. 37 Warren's Song (Pt. 6) (0:30)
  38. 38 No Fgnuikc (0:31)
  39. 39 I Like Food (0:17)
  40. 40 Triple Track (0:32)
  41. 41 Don Camero Lost His Mind (0:29)
  42. 42 X-99 - Limp (0:37)
  43. 43 Faust (0:30)
  44. 44 Deny Everything (0:24)
  45. 45 Hand Granade (0:35)
  46. 46 Mike Booted Our First Song, So We Recorded This One Instead (0:28)
  47. 47 Union Yes - The Criminals (0:33)
  48. 48 Dirty Needles (0:27)
  49. 49 300 Miles - One Man Army (0:29)
  50. 50 klawsterfobia (0:30)
  51. 51 You Don't Know Shit (0:34)
  52. 52 Doin' Fine (0:27)
  53. 53 John for the Workin' Man (0:30)
  54. 54 A Prayer for the Complete and Utter Eradication of All Generic Pop-Punk (0:26)
  55. 55 It's a Real Time Thing (0:31)
  56. 56 All My Friends Are in Popular Bands (0:30)
  57. 57 I Hate Puck Rock (0:31)
  58. 58 Fun (0:31)
  59. 59 To All the Kids (0:28)
  60. 60 30 Seconds 'Till the End of the World (0:31)
  61. 61 Get a Grip (0:26)
  62. 62 Blatty (Human Egg) (0:32)
  63. 63 I Got None (0:28)
  64. 64 See Her Pee (0:32)
  65. 65 F.O.F.O.D. (0:31)
  66. 66 Blacklisted (0:26)
  67. 67 Chandeliers & Souvenirs (0:29)
  68. 68 Your Kung Fu Is Old...And Now You Must Die! (0:31)
  69. 69 My Pants Keep Falling Down (0:31)
  70. 70 I Hate Your Fucking Guts (0:30)
  71. 71 Comin' to Your Town - D.I. (0:26)
  72. 72 Spray Paint (0:32)
  73. 73 RAge Against the Machine Are Capitalist Phonies - White Flag (0:28)
  74. 74 Bring It to an End (0:28)
  75. 75 Not a Happy Man (0:34)
  76. 76 Old Mrs. Cuddy (0:30)
  77. 77 Traitor (0:30)
  78. 78 Life Rules 101 (0:31)
  79. 79 Wake Up (0:31)
  80. 80 Too Bad You Didn't Get In (0:33)
  81. 81 Humanity (0:34)
  82. 82 In Your Head (0:24)
  83. 83 Supermarket Forces (0:32)
  84. 84 Tribute to the Mammal - Buck Wild (0:22)
  85. 85 Pretty Houses (0:28)
  86. 86 The Band That Wouldn't Die (0:37)
  87. 87 Like a Fish in Water (0:33)
  88. 88 Turn It Up (0:30)
  89. 89 Madam's Apple (0:31)
  90. 90 Staggering (0:28)
  91. 91 DMV (0:28)
  92. 92 Big Fat Skinhead (0:30)
  93. 93 Pimmel (0:34)
  94. 94 Mr. Brett, Please Put Down Your Gun (0:29)
  95. 95 Wake Up (0:33)
  96. 96 Eyez (0:25)
  97. 97 Another Stale Cartoon (0:30)
  98. 98 I Don't Mind (0:31)
  99. 99 Welcome to Dumpsville Population You/NY Ranger/Count (1:25)
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Album Credits

Performance Credits
Agnostic Front Track Performer
All Track Performer
Bad Religion Track Performer
Black Flag Track Performer
The Circle Jerks Track Performer
The Damned Track Performer
Descendents Track Performer
The Dickies Track Performer
GWAR Track Performer
Misfits Track Performer
Nomeansno Track Performer
Adrenalin O.D. Track Performer
D.O.A. Track Performer
Down by Law Track Performer
Dwarves Track Performer
The Mr. T Experience Track Performer
NOFX Track Performer
No Use for a Name Track Performer
Pennywise Track Performer
Poison Idea Track Performer
Samiam Track Performer
Screeching Weasel Track Performer
7 Seconds Track Performer
Snuff Track Performer
Subhumans Track Performer
The Vandals Track Performer
White Flag Track Performer
Youth Brigade Track Performer
Citizen Fish Track Performer
Lunachicks Track Performer
The Offspring Track Performer
Lagwagon Track Performer
The Muffs Track Performer
The Queers Track Performer
Rancid Track Performer
Sick of It All Track Performer
Tilt Track Performer
Spazz Track Performer
D.I. Track Performer
Green Day Track Performer
Buck Wild Track Performer
One Hit Wonder Track Performer
Bracket Track Performer
Dance Hall Crashers Track Performer
WIZO Track Performer
Ten Foot Pole Track Performer
Unwritten Law Track Performer
Guttermouth Track Performer
Hi-Standard Track Performer
Avail Track Performer
The Groovie Ghoulies Track Performer
Chixdiggit! Track Performer
H2O Track Performer
Pulley Track Performer
Less Than Jake Track Performer
88 Fingers Louie Track Performer
Good Riddance Track Performer
Goober Patrol Track Performer
Nerf Herder Track Performer
Terrorgruppe Track Performer
AFI Track Performer
The Ataris Track Performer
Bodyjar Track Performer
The Bouncing Souls Track Performer
Fizzy Bangers Track Performer
Jughead's Revenge Track Performer
No Fun at All Track Performer
The Real McKenzies Track Performer
Satanic Surfers Track Performer
Strung Out Track Performer
Swingin' Utters Track Performer
Mad Caddies Track Performer
Anti-Flag Track Performer
Bigwig Track Performer
blink-182 Track Performer
Limp Track Performer
59 Times the Pain Track Performer
Frenzal Rhomb Track Performer
Teen Idols Track Performer
Diesel Boy Track Performer
Dillinger Four Track Performer
Hotbox Track Performer
The Living End Track Performer
Consumed Track Performer
One Man Army Track Performer
Trigger Happy Track Performer
Dogpiss Track Performer
The Criminals Track Performer
Enemy You Track Performer
Twenty Percent Track Performer
Undeclinable Ambuscade Track Performer
Useless ID Track Performer
Caustic Soda Track Performer
Descendants Track Performer
The Bar Feeders Track Performer
Nicotine Track Performer
Spread Track Performer
Aerobitch Track Performer
Fury 66 Track Performer
Ken O'Steel Track Performer
Radio Days Track Performer
Seconds Track Performer
Killswitch Track Performer
Technical Credits
Brian Wilson Composer
Frankie Brown Composer
No Use for a Name Composer
Sick of It All Composer
Jan Berry Composer
Ken Lee Mastering
Bill Stevenson Composer
Brian Clarke Illustrations
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