Overview

Fitzgerald was once a twee wallflower. He’s remade his image as a tough, junkie hipster and wants to take his Smiths obsessed, cardigan-wearing friends with him. Fearing resistance, he approaches a surly, Australian pimp, Blixa and hires her "finest bitch" Kylie, to "de-virginize them." He pays for Kylie’s services with bad dope. When a furious Blixa shows up for revenge, what is supposed to be the most special night of Rodney and Stew’s life could very well be their last on earth. Heroin, Morrissey, Nick Drake, ...
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Shyness is Nice

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Overview

Fitzgerald was once a twee wallflower. He’s remade his image as a tough, junkie hipster and wants to take his Smiths obsessed, cardigan-wearing friends with him. Fearing resistance, he approaches a surly, Australian pimp, Blixa and hires her "finest bitch" Kylie, to "de-virginize them." He pays for Kylie’s services with bad dope. When a furious Blixa shows up for revenge, what is supposed to be the most special night of Rodney and Stew’s life could very well be their last on earth. Heroin, Morrissey, Nick Drake, Nick Cave, Toto Cuelo, Chinese egg rolls and a baby snatching dingo all figure into this fast, fearless, pitch black sex farce.
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Editorial Reviews

Chip Deffaa
Spitz writes with a buoyant irreverence that may evoke rewarding memories at times of playwrights Joe Orton and Charles Busch. And he’s not afraid to address life’s really big questions, such as what is the ideal recording to listen to the first time you have sex?
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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940014766883
  • Publisher: Digitature
  • Publication date: 6/1/2012
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Pages: 94
  • File size: 42 KB

Meet the Author

Since emerging in 1998 on the Ludlow Street scene centered around Todo Con Nada, Marc Spitz has written and co-produced a dozen Off-Off-Broadway plays including Retail Sluts, (The Rise and Fall of) The Farewell Drugs, “...Worry, Baby”, I Wanna Be Adored, Shyness is Nice, Gravity Always Wins, Your Face is a Mess, Up for Anything, and P.S. It’s Poison. His plays have been revived by various theater companies and Shyness is Nice appears in the Applause anthology One on One: The Best Men’s Monologues for the 21st Century, as well as Plays and Playwrights 2002 (edited by Martin Denton).
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