Sideways Stories from Wayside School: Adapted for the Stage by John Olive [NOOK Book]

Overview

You can imagine the confusion at Wayside School when the builder made a terrible mistake. You see, instead of building 30 classrooms side-by-side, he built them one on top of another.

Maybe that accounts for the wacky goings-on in Mrs. Jewls' class. Where else will you find children being turned into apples, dead rats wearing raincoats, and little girls who try to sell their toes? If you're confused too, ...
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Sideways Stories from Wayside School: Adapted for the Stage by John Olive

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Overview

You can imagine the confusion at Wayside School when the builder made a terrible mistake. You see, instead of building 30 classrooms side-by-side, he built them one on top of another.

Maybe that accounts for the wacky goings-on in Mrs. Jewls' class. Where else will you find children being turned into apples, dead rats wearing raincoats, and little girls who try to sell their toes? If you're confused too, maybe Todd can explain it to you, but just remember, he leaves at noon.

Humorous episodes from the classroom on the thirtieth floor of Wayside School, which was accidentally built sideways with one classroom on each story.

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Editorial Reviews

Children's Literature - Marilyn Courtot
Sachar takes kids to that very peculiar school built with thirty classrooms on top of each other, and tells stories about the very strange teachers and students. Mrs. Gorf, who turned students into apples, came to a very bad end. She was replace by Mrs. Jewls, who has a penchant for writing kids' names under the Discipline heading on the blackboard. Within many of these stories are some gems of truth, such as the story of D.J., whose smile is contagious and who states at the end when pressed for a reason for his smiling state, "You need a reason to be sad. You don't need a reason to be happy." Others in the series are Wayside School Gets a Little Stranger and Wayside School is Falling Down. 1998 (orig.
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781257233014
  • Publisher: Lulu.com
  • Publication date: 8/3/2012
  • Sold by: LULU PRESS
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 46,701
  • File size: 233 KB

Meet the Author

Louis Sachar

When Louis Sachar was going to school, his teachers always pronounced his name wrong. Now that he has become a popular author of children’s books, teachers all over the country are pronouncing his name wrong. It should be pronounced “Sacker,” like someone who tackles quarterbacks or someone who stuffs potatoes into sacks.

Mr. Sachar received a B.A. in economics from the University of California at Berkeley. His first book, Sideways Stories from Wayside School, was accepted for publication during his first year of law school. After receiving his law degree, he spent six years asking himself whether he wanted to be an author or a lawyer before deciding to write for children full-time. His books include Wayside School Gets a Little Stranger, There’s a Boy in the Girls’ Bathroom, Wayside School is Falling Down, Dogs Don’t Tell Jokes, and the Marvin Redpost series.

Louis Sachar lives in Austin, Texas, with his wife and their daughter, Sherre.

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Chapter One

Mrs. Gorf

Mrs. Gorf had a long tongue and pointed ears. She was the meanest teacher in Wayside School. She taught the class on the thirtieth story.

"If you children are bad," she warned, "or if you answer a problem wrong, I'll wiggle my ears, stick out my tongue, and turn you into apples!" Mrs. Gorf didn't like children, but she loved apples.

Joe couldn't add. He couldn't even count. But he knew that if he answered a problem wrong, he would be turned into an apple. So he copied from John. He didn't like to cheat, but Mrs. Gorf had never taught him how to add. One day Mrs. Gorf caught Joe copying John's paper.

She wiggled her ears--first her right one, then her left--stuck out her tongue, and turned Joe into an apple. Then she turned John into an apple for letting Joe cheat.

"Hey, that isn't fair," said Todd. "John was only trying to help a friend."

Mrs. Gorf wiggled her ears--first her right one, then her left--stuck out her tongue, and turned Todd into an apple. "Does anybody else have an opinion?" she asked.

Nobody said a word.

Mrs. Gorf laughed and placed the three apples on her desk.

Stephen started to cry. He couldn't help it. He was scared.

"I do not allow crying in the classroom," said Mrs. Gorf. She wiggled her ears--first her right one, then her left--stuck out her tongue, and turned Stephen into an apple.

For the rest of the day, the children were absolutely quiet. And when they went home, they were too scared even to talk to their parents.

But Joe, John, Todd, and Stephen couldn't go home. Mrs. Gorf just left them on her desk. They were able to talk toeach other, but they didn't have much to say.

Their parents were very worried. They didn't know where their children were. Nobody seemed to know.

The next day Kathy was late for school. As soon as she walked in, Mrs. Gorf turned her into an apple.

Paul sneezed during class. He was turned into an apple.

Nancy said, "God bless you!" when Paul sneezed. Mrs. Gorf wiggled her ears--first her right one, then her left--stuck out her tongue, and turned Nancy into an apple.

Terrence fell out of his chair. He was turned into an apple.

Maurecia tried to run away. She was halfway to the door as Mrs. Gorf's right ear began to wiggle. When she reached the door, Mrs. Gorf's left ear wiggled. Maurecia opened the door and had one foot outside when Mrs. Gorf stuck out her tongue. Maurecia became an apple.

Mrs. Gorf picked up the apple from the floor and put it on her desk with the others. Then a funny thing happened. Mrs. Gorf turned around and fell over a piece of chalk.

The three Erics laughed. They were turned into apples.

Mrs. Gorf had a dozen apples on her desk: Joe, John, Todd, Stephen, Kathy, Paul, Nancy, Terrence, Maurecia, and the three Erics -- Eric Fry, Eric Bacon, and Eric Ovens.

Louis, the yard teacher, walked into the classroom. He had missed the children at recess. He had heard that Mrs. Gorf was a mean teacher. So he came up to investigate. He saw the twelve apples on Mrs. Gorf's desk. "I must be wrong," he thought. "She must be a good teacher if so many children bring her apples." He walked back down to the playground.

The next day a dozen more children were turned into apples. Louis, the yard teacher, came back into the room. He saw twenty-four apples on Mrs. Gorf's desk. There were only three children left in the class. ''She must be the best teacher in the world," he thought.

By the end of the week all of the children were apples. Mrs. Gorf was very happy. ''Now I can go home," she said. "I don't have to teach anymore. I won't have to walk up thirty flights of stairs ever again."

"You're not going anywhere," shouted Todd. He jumped off the desk and bopped Mrs. Gorf on the nose.

The rest of the apples followed. Mrs. Gorf fell on the floor. The apples jumped all over her.

"Stop," she shouted, "or I'll turn you into apple sauce!"

But the apples didn't stop, and Mrs. Gorf could do nothing about it.

"Turn us back into children," Todd demanded.

Mrs. Gorf had no choice. She stuck out her tongue, wiggled her ears--this time her left one first, then her right--and turned the apples back into children.

"All right, " said Maurecia, "let's go get Louis. He'll know what to do."

"No!" screamed Mrs. Gorf. "I'll turn you back into apples." She wiggled her ears--first her right one, then her left--and stuck out her tongue. But Jenny held up a mirror, and Mrs. Gorf turned herself into an apple.

The children didn't know what to do. They didn't have a teacher. Even though Mrs. Gorf was mean, they didn't think it was right to leave her as an apple. But none of them knew how to wiggle their ears.

Louis, the yard teacher, walked in. "Where's Mrs. Gorf?" he asked.

Nobody said a word.

"Boy, am I hungry," said Louis. "I don't think Mrs. Gorf would mind if I ate this apple. After all, she always has so many."

He picked up the apple, which was really Mrs. Gorf, shined it up on his shirt, and ate it.

Sideways Stories from Wayside School. Copyright © by Louis Sachar. Reprinted by permission of HarperCollins Publishers, Inc. All rights reserved. Available now wherever books are sold.
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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 14, 2012

    Beware NOOK book buyers

    This is not the NOOK book. It is a play based on the book.

    18 out of 25 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 26, 2012

    Script, not the book

    I remember this book from elementary school, LOVE IT. But this isn't the book itself, it's a stage play version. Still good, but harder to read fluidly.
    I wish it would've said that before I purchased it. It's still a great read!

    13 out of 16 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 28, 2012

    Don't get this!

    This book sucks i thought was the real thing
    I love his books but, this is
    I just don't have words to explain this
    It isn't reasonable


    12 out of 18 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 20, 2013

    Disappointing

    I have been looking for this book for a very long time. I found it, paid for it, only to find out it is a script for a play. I really wish I could get a refund. I was really disappointed that it didn't say anything in the summary about it being a script.

    6 out of 10 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 6, 2013

    I love them!

    My teacher reads them to me!
    ...and i love it ! Our whole class laughed. The book was torn.
    She told us that she read it many years in the past.
    Me and my friends liked them so much, we got them out of
    the library. I finshed mine in three days! I just LOVE them!
    (Im 7)

    5 out of 8 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 7, 2012

    U

    The sample is just the credits!

    5 out of 8 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 8, 2013

    What????

    This is not what i expected it to be its a play if you dont beleive me first get the sample

    4 out of 6 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 21, 2012

    Why?

    Why is the nook book a play instead of the real book!

    4 out of 9 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 16, 2012

    THIS BOOK WAS SO HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!

    I just loved this book! I read it 14 times! My favorite part was when Sammy arrived in Mrs. Jewels class. He was hiding underneath several filthy smelly raincoats. Mrs. Jewels removed each coat until she found that Sammy was a dead rat! What was funny was that Sammy started saying mean but funny stuff to the other children and started laughing. He declared that the children and Mrs. Jewels were dirty rotten pigs! I laughed so hard when I read this book!

    4 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 13, 2012

    Thats it

    Book was short and crazy but i loved it

    4 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 28, 2013

    Play and funny text

    It was pretty good, UNTIL, it had funny text that went off the page. If you are looking for the real thing, get something else. Otherwise, fun and good.

    3 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 3, 2013

    I din I dont no why its turning white

    I jusr dont

    3 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 20, 2013

    What they have

    They have a play of it.

    3 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 28, 2012

    This book is carp

    What f****** these book sucks

    3 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 27, 2012

    Love it so much !!!!!!!!!

    As some pepole read they don't know what is the plot. I'm in 4th and my baby brother is only 9 weeks. We both love it that I will tell my teacher to read it with us. I am going to tell my 3rd grade teacher to read it to her class. I hope you love it as much as we do. As u read you will fall in love with this book. Love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    3 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 20, 2013

    I looooove this book

    I love this book

    2 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 29, 2013

    Oh my gosh!

    I loved these books growing up!

    2 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 29, 2012

    I like the play

    Its written like a play because the oringinal book is to long do you want a book thts like 200pages because i sure as hell dont want to€€[{}]¿¿?:;+()$%&#@
    TMI

    2 out of 9 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 10, 2012

    :-)

    I thought this was a great book. I think it is for all ages. Everyone who has read it that i know loved it. I highly recommend this book for kids and teachers.

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 6, 2014

    Best book ever

    I love wayside school

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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