Simon and the Wardrobe of Destiny [NOOK Book]

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Simon is having a bad day. A very bad day indeed. He's been fired from work, dumped by his girlfriend and kicked out of his house. And to top it all off, a cat has just pushed him through a wormhole into an alternate reality filled with Orcs, Elves and Dwarves. And it seems like most of them are trying to kill him.

What follows is a rollercoaster ride filled with high fantasy, low humor, daring escapes and vast battles of good versus evil, ...

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Simon and the Wardrobe of Destiny

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Overview

Simon is having a bad day. A very bad day indeed. He's been fired from work, dumped by his girlfriend and kicked out of his house. And to top it all off, a cat has just pushed him through a wormhole into an alternate reality filled with Orcs, Elves and Dwarves. And it seems like most of them are trying to kill him.

What follows is a rollercoaster ride filled with high fantasy, low humor, daring escapes and vast battles of good versus evil, leading right into the heart of magic itself.

Simon and the Wardrobe of Destiny: A story of wizards, war and some seriously peculiar furniture.

An action-packed adventure fantasy novel filled with tongue-in-cheek humour that will make you laugh out loud.

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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940011465574
  • Publisher: Ellis Jackson
  • Publication date: 8/14/2011
  • Sold by: Smashwords
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 536,793
  • File size: 395 KB

Meet the Author

Ellis Jackson was born in England in 1979 to a bourgeois middle class family who sent him to boarding school when he was 5. Upon release into the unsuspecting population he obtained a rubbish degree in Economics, having spend much of his University time either strutting around like a peacock in an attempt to mate with any female within range, or drinking large quantities of alcohol when he inevitably failed. He has made a mediocre living ever since being a terrible barman, a worse chef, a failed Army officer, a talentless actor, an uncool TV producer and is currently a very bored civil servant, none of which has anything whatsoever to do with Economics. He still doesn't know what to do when he grows up, but until he finally succumbs to maturity he's decided he enjoys writing, and would like to see if he's any good at it.
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    Posted March 16, 2012

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    OMG it is sooo good buy it it is only 00.99

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