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Sissy the Vampire Hummingbird Slayer
     

Sissy the Vampire Hummingbird Slayer

2.9 101
by Helen Montgomery
 
Hummingbirds. You know what they are. Tiny emerald speed demons. People used to hang out jars of red sugar-water for them... until environmental disasters rewired their tiny brains and aggressive appetites to prefer the taste of human blood. But they'd better watch out who they mess with, because Sissy has an aerosol can, and she knows how to turn it into a

Overview

Hummingbirds. You know what they are. Tiny emerald speed demons. People used to hang out jars of red sugar-water for them... until environmental disasters rewired their tiny brains and aggressive appetites to prefer the taste of human blood. But they'd better watch out who they mess with, because Sissy has an aerosol can, and she knows how to turn it into a flamethrower!

Product Details

BN ID:
2940011053634
Publisher:
Helen Montgomery
Publication date:
06/12/2010
Sold by:
Smashwords
Format:
NOOK Book
Sales rank:
277,200
File size:
127 KB

Meet the Author

Helen Lloyd Montgomery has been a writer since the third grade when she successfully negotiated a deal with her teacher to write stories using her weekly spelling words rather than write them out ten times each. She and her cat Turbo Tasha currently reside in Minnesota, where Helen is driven by the bitter winter weather to keep warm by exercising her fingers over a hot keyboard. She invites you to visit her website at hlmontgomery.com where you can find discount coupons for Skinwalker Moon, as well as a recipe for delightful little cookies you'll want to keep all for yourself.

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Sissy the Vampire Hummingbird Slayer 3 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 101 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Loved it! Even though it used some vulgar language
purplepooh1113210417 More than 1 year ago
This was a short story but i chould not go to bed last night withought reading the whole thing was a great book loved it :)
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
That story has got to be the dumbest thing I've read on my Nook so far and that's saying alot!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
If you like a good short story before bed like I do this is a very entertaining one.
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It was an interestingly funny twist to the vampire genre. Quite enjoyable
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I love hummingbirds so the story was a bit offensive. But if you dont care about thousands of hummers being burned to death its a okay story. Its a waste of time but a quick read.
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Okay, take into account i have a slightly warped senseof humor but this one cracked me up. The author hit a whole new bizarre level of just plain WRONG!!!! Kudos for putting out something tongue in cheek silly!! It wont appeal to the literary snobs but if you have a silly sense of humor you might enjoy it. 38 pages
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Interesting premis - blood sucking hummingbirds. Thank God it was short, because it turned out to be anything but interesting.
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