Sister Bernadette's Barking Dog: The Quirky History and Lost Art of Diagramming Sentences [NOOK Book]

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Once wildly popular in grammar schools across the country, sentence diagramming has fallen out of fashion. But are we that much worse for not knowing the word-mapping method?

Now, in this illustrated personal history that any language lover will adore, Kitty Burns Florey explores the rise and fall of sentence diagramming, including its invention by a mustachioed man named Brainerd “Brainy” Kellogg and his wealthy accomplice Alonzo Reed ... the...
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Overview

Once wildly popular in grammar schools across the country, sentence diagramming has fallen out of fashion. But are we that much worse for not knowing the word-mapping method?

Now, in this illustrated personal history that any language lover will adore, Kitty Burns Florey explores the rise and fall of sentence diagramming, including its invention by a mustachioed man named Brainerd “Brainy” Kellogg and his wealthy accomplice Alonzo Reed ... the inferior “balloon diagram” predecessor ... and what diagrams of sentences by Hemingway, Welty, Proust, Kerouac and other famous writers reveal about them.

Florey also offers up her own common-sense approach to learning and using good grammar. And she answers some of literature’s most pressing questions: Was Mark Twain or James Fenimore Cooper a better grammarian? What are the silliest grammar rules? And what’s Gertude Stein got to do with any of it?
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For most people reading this, diagramming sentences belongs to a time niche located somewhere between cave painting and school prayer; but for many baby boomers, creating grammar trees formed the firm foundation of their language learning. Veteran professional copy editor Kitty Burn Florey thinks that diagramming is a lost skill, "a bit like art [and] a bit like mathematics," that deserves to be revived. Whether you read Sister Bernadette's Barking Dog as fond nostalgia or remedial English, you will enjoy this book. Now diagram this paragraph!
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"Kitty Burns Florey seems to write from a great wellspring of inner calm that derives from a gleeful appreciation of life’s smallest details."
—Richard Russo, Pulitzer Prize-winning author of Empire Falls

"This book is not a primer; it’s a prize."
—Robert Hartwell Fiske, author of The Dictionary of Disagreeable English

"A wistful, charming and funny ode to a nearly lost art. Those who remember will cheer. Those who don’t will wonder what fun they missed and whether it will be preserved for future generations. All will agree Florey’s passion is infectious and entertaining."
—June Casagrande, author of Grammar Snobs are Great Big Meanies

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781612194028
  • Publisher: Melville House Publishing
  • Publication date: 6/3/2014
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Pages: 176
  • Sales rank: 862,524
  • File size: 6 MB

Meet the Author

Kitty Burns Florey, a veteran copyeditor, is the author of nine novels and many short stories and essays. A longtime Brooklyn resident, she now divides her time between central Connecticut and upstate New York with her husband, Ron Savage.
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Sister Bernadette's Barking Dog

The Quirky History and Lost Art of Diagramming Sentences
By Florey, Kitty Burns

Harvest Books

Copyright © 2007 Florey, Kitty Burns
All right reserved.

ISBN: 9780156034432

chapter 1
 
ENTER THE DOG
 
Diagramming sentences is one of those lost skills, like darning socks or playing the sackbut, that no one seems to miss. When it was introduced in an 1877 text called Higher Lessons in English by Alonzo Reed and Brainerd Kellogg, it swept through American public schools like the measles, embraced by teachers as the way to reform students who were engaged in (to take Henry Higgins slightly out of context) “the cold-blooded murder of the English tongue.” By promoting the beautifully logical rules of syntax, diagramming would root out evils like “him and me went” and “I ain’t got none,” until everyone wrote like Ralph Waldo Emerson, or at least James Fenimore Cooper.1
 
 
1         I’m thinking here of Mark Twain’s famous and still highly entertaining essay, “Fenimore Cooper’s Literary Offenses,” in which Twain concludes that “in the restricted space of two-thirds of a page, Cooper has scored 114 literary offenses out of a possible 115. It breaks the record.” But Wilkie Collins called Cooper “the greatestartist in the domain of romantic fiction in America.”
 
 
           Even in my own youth, many years after 1877, diagramming was serious business. I learned it in the sixth grade from Sister Bernadette.
 
           Sister Bernadette: I can still see her, a tiny nun with a sharp pink nose, confidently drawing a dead-straight horizontal line like a highway across the blackboard, flourishing her chalk in the air at the end of it, her veil flipping out behind her as she turned back to the class. We begin, she said, with a straight line. And then, in her firm and saintly script, she put words on the line, a noun and a verb—probably something like dog barked. Between the words she drew a short vertical slash, bisecting the line. Then she drew a road—a short country lane—that forked off at an angle under the word dog, and on it she wrote The
 
 
           That was it: subject, predicate, and the little modifying article that civilized the sentence—all of it made into a picture that was every bit as clear and informative as an actual portrait of a beagle in midwoof. The thrilling part was that this was a picture not of the animal but of the words that stood for the animal and its noises. It was a representation of something that was both concrete (we could hear the words if we said them aloud, and they conveyed an actual event) and abstract (the words were invisible, and their sounds vanished from the air as soon as they were uttered). The diagram was the bridge between a dog and the description of a dog. It was a bit like art, a bit like mathematics. It was much more than words uttered, or words written on a piece of paper: it was a picture of language.
 
           I was hooked. So, it seems, were many of my contemporaries. Among the myths that have attached themselves to memories of being educated in the ’50s is the notion that activities like diagramming sentences (along with memorizing poems and adding long columns of figures without a calculator) were draggy and monotonous. I thought diagramming was fun, and most of my friends who were subjected to it look back with varying degrees of delight. Some of us were better at it than others, but it was considered a kind of treat, a game that broke up the school day. You took a sentence, threw it against the wall, picked up the pieces, and put them together again, slotting each word into its pigeonhole. When you got it right, you made order and sense out of what we used all the time and took for granted: sentences. Those ephemeral words didn’t just fade away in the air but became chiseled in stone—yes, this is a sentence, this is what it’s made of, this is what it looks like, a chunk of English you can see and grab onto.
 
           I remember loving the look of the sentences, short or long, once they were tidied into diagrams—the curious geometric shapes they made, their maplike tentacles, the way the words settled primly along their horizontals like houses on a road, the way some roads were culs de sac and some were long meandering interstates with many exit ramps and scenic lookouts. And the perfection of it all, the ease with which—once they were laid open, all their secrets exposed—those sentences could be comprehended.
 
           On a more trivial, preteen level, part of the fun was being summoned to the blackboard to show off your skills. There you’d be with your chalk while, with a glint in her eye, Sister Bernadette read off an especially tricky sentence. Compact, fastidious handwriting was an asset. A good spatial sense helped you arrange things so that the diagram didn’t end up jammed against the edge of the blackboard like commuters in a subway car. The trick was to think fast, write fast, and try not to get rattled if you failed nobly in the attempt.

Copyright © 2006 Kitty Burns Florey
 
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Table of Contents

Contents
 

1              ENTER THE DOG
 
17            TIMES CHANGE
 
35            GENERAL RULES
 
61            POETRY & GRAMMAR
 
103          YOUSE AIN’T GOT NO CLASS
 
125          DIAGRAMMING REDUX
 
147          Afterword
 
151          acknowledgments

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  • Posted February 20, 2010

    Got me excited about learning to diagram sentences!

    I got this book because I heard of something called: diagramming sentences. This book was the only book that B&N had on it, so I picked it up. It does not teach how to diagram sentences, but it did get me excited to learn. It provided a story about the author and some back ground information on how diagramming sentences came about. This book also has a lot of examples of diagrammed sentences. This book, I believe, is good for those that wish to have a fun, quick read and learn something at the same time. My father said he wished there was a book like this when he had to learn how to diagram sentence, for he had nothing to get him even the slightest bit interested in diagramming sentences when he had to learn to in school. Hope this is helpful!

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  • Posted October 27, 2011

    Puts a little giggle into grammar

    An excellent gift for any teacher attempting to impart the "lost art of diagramming" to their students, this book is a unique look at the history and dissecting of English sentence structure. Based on her own experiences in diagramming, as well as analyzing various sentences, Kitty ingeniously starts and ends with the barking dog. Reading excerpts from her humorous and insightful work to pupils will surely inspire and encourage. The only caution is "Beware the flaws!"

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