This collection of real-life Santa disaster proves that sometimes Christmas spirit runs amuck. That happens most frequently, we suspect, when holiday cheer becomes addled by over-imbibing in holiday spirits. Take for example, the case of the more than slightly intoxicated would-be-Santa who slid down his girlfriend's chimney only to be wedged tightly in the brickwork. On the other hand, alcohol was not known to be a factor when some hacker gremlins planted some racy x-rated elf responses on Microsoft's interactive North Pole website. Sketchy Santas will convince you to think twice before you climb onto the lap of any store Jolly Old St. Nick.
Sketchy Santas: A Lighter Look at the Darker Side of St. Nickby Will Zweigart
Ho, ho, huh?
Who’s that excessively jolly fellow with the fake beard, shifty eyes, sweaty hands, and boozy breath? Why, it’s not just Santa but sketchy Santa! Yes, ’tis the season for awkward photos of small children posed precariously on the laps of some of the most clownish, irritable, and just plain weird-looking Santa/i>… See more details below
Ho, ho, huh?
Who’s that excessively jolly fellow with the fake beard, shifty eyes, sweaty hands, and boozy breath? Why, it’s not just Santa but sketchy Santa! Yes, ’tis the season for awkward photos of small children posed precariously on the laps of some of the most clownish, irritable, and just plain weird-looking Santa wannabes—guys you’d give a wide berth to if you passed them on the street.
Inside this painfully hilarious collection of holiday photos, you’ll discover the pop culture history of the sketchy Santa, and how to identify sketchy Santas in shopping malls everywhere . . . making this the perfect gift for anyone who understands that "He sees you when you’re sleeping" is a deeply disturbing thought.
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YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
It seems that Santa may be losing control of his “personal brand.” Every December there are news stories about Santa Claus robbing a bank, getting a DUI, or violating his probation. Even worse, convicted sex offenders are sometimes found out and fired from their jobs as mall Santas. Many cities around the world host annual Santa pub crawls, where inebriated hoards dressed in red suits gather to engage in various shenanigans.
I even googled “Santa Claus Porn”—you know, just to see how deep the depravity runs—and was amazed to find more than 800,000 results. I spent hours and hours closely investigating each one of these sites (with disgust) until the library asked me to leave. Do you remember how you felt when you found out Santa Claus wasn’t real? Imagine stumbling upon a video called “Christmas in July,” where the main character’s name is July, and Santa’s wearing assless chaps.
Yet despite all this, parents still willingly line up to plop their tots in a strange man’s lap. We owe it to ourselves—nay, our children—to take a closer look at how this all started.
© 2010 Will Zweigart
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