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Note to self - read the customer reviews before downloading anything else. Made the mistake of not doing so for this one and now I'm trying to delete it not only from my nook but my mind. This book was definitely not what I expected. The writing is very vulgar and sounds like a sex-crazed teen-ager wrote it after partying all night. Save yourself the trouble and don't waste your time with this one.
42 out of 43 people found this review helpful.
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Posted July 2, 2010
I don't know words to use, here. "Awful" and "disgusting" and "reads like it was written by a 13 year old boy, trying for shock value" don't seem to cut it. Kinda reminded me of the South Park episode where the boys write the most disgusting book ever conceived, only without any of the celverness of the cartoon.
I regret the 10 minutes it took to read, and however much battery power wasted on it. Not worth the free download.
18 out of 20 people found this review helpful.
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Posted August 25, 2010
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You only need look at the hateful reviews here to see the truth of this story.Is it really necessary for dozens & dozens of people to say the same thing, namely calling this filth, bad porn, poorly written etc? Shouldn't the first ten or twenty such 'reviews' suffice?
The American mainstream is never so comfy & cozy as when they blend into a crowdful of haters. The more the merrier.
Personally, I feel, if it causes one person to search on the word 'Dachau' it will have served a better purpose than all that Twilight vampire stuff et al.
I just saw an America's Funniest Video segment that showed an open-mouthed child letting let a dog lap (lick with its tongue) the inside of his mouth for thirty seconds and, apparently, his parents and everyone in the viewing audience thought this was hilarious and cute.
That was much more filthy than anything in this story.
The 'Skinny B*tch' in this story is a Rorschach for all her coworkers. In lesser hands this character would have received a 'makeover' & been 'accepted' by the mob. I like the fact that she didn't give an inch.
One partial valid point is a lack of an X rating before downloading. This story was migrated from another site en mass sans 'Tags'.
On that site (where this originated) this story was appropriately tagged as raunchy and other such labels but really people anyone that read this story and feels ambushed because it took a sudden unexpected turn is full of you-know-what.
The admirer in the story states well in advance what he wants to do with the Skinny B*tch's butt. The graphic stuff doesn't happen until you are into the story with the real raunch not until the very end.
This is more Transgressional Fiction than Erotica though it can be read either way depending on what you're 'into'. Just don't act surprised if you take the time and trouble to read it to the end and pretend to be shocked. Fair warning.
There is point where a character describes Skinny B*tch as close to being runway model material except she's, 'Too tall, too skinny, not good-look enough' and some other stuff 'But she's closer to being a runway model than anyone else' in the office.
It's really just throwaway line but it says a lot about the mainstream idea of beauty. Runway models are the American Goddess Diva's. And here is a women that can truthfully be described as the closest thing to that ideal and actually be an outcast. That's a fairly trenchant indictment of the shallow nature of the nobrow bourgeoisie as reflected in the hater 'reviews'.
Also, as far as actual writing goes, the author shifts from 1st to 3rd person for the second half of the story but they do it so well nobody notices. That's the kind of thing most amateur (hack) reviewers jump all over but you *****s missed completely. The shift needs to happen to convey the proper group dynamic.
This author knows how to write.
The shift from one sexual encounter to the final scene happens in the space of 2 short sentences and Bam! you're there in the middle of the action. Lesser writers take hundreds of words if not several pages to make such a transition.
This is practically a clinic of concise fiction writing.
11 out of 21 people found this review helpful.
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Posted July 2, 2010
I'm so glad this was a free read. It's not worth even the free download. My only thought is how do I delete this one?
11 out of 11 people found this review helpful.
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Posted June 24, 2010
Nothing redeeming about this trash. It is offensive, crude, and sickening. I'm no prude, but who wants to read the nauseating sick details that are included in this childish attempt at writing? Even if you happen to like this...genre,the writing is so amateurish that I had to wonder if some adolescent wrote it. I can't believe any piece of writing could be offered with such content and not have some kind of a warning. So thankful it was a freebie, and at least now I know how to permanently delete an item from my e-library, as I didn't even want it in my archives or listed in my library.
9 out of 12 people found this review helpful.
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Posted July 21, 2010
I downloaded this book as a free e-book thinking it was one from a health-related series. Boy was I mistaken! This is a horrific book that I cannot erase from my mind. I promptly removed it from my nook. Barnes and Noble should include warning labels with these types of books, not promote them in the free e-book section.
5 out of 6 people found this review helpful.
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Posted July 20, 2010
I had first bought my nook, eager to read.
Little did I know that such a book would be waiting here for me, to heave up whatever was left of my lunch. It was a disgusting waste of my time, battery power, and energy. I am very serious when I say this....I will never be the same again. I need some sort of memory-washer of some sorts. I am outright disgusted.
There should have been a warning. Adults only, and over 21.
Unless you're looking to read a hot, erotic, cum-fetish filled femdom sex (female sex domination) book, DO NOT BUY THIS!
-Lynn.
5 out of 6 people found this review helpful.
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Posted July 16, 2010
There is no story, no characters, nothing. It's a short essay that culminates in a feces fetish scene. Writing erotica still requires the ability to, say, write. Although calling this erotica does a vast disservice to the genre.
If you were like me and were anxious to use your new Nook....there are plenty of amazing free novels/novellas out there. This is not one of them.
5 out of 6 people found this review helpful.
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Posted June 24, 2010
This short story was disgusting. At first I thought it was going to be a silly little love story, but it turned into a nasty poop licking fest.
5 out of 6 people found this review helpful.
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Posted June 23, 2010
I downloaded this with the belief that it was a cutsey romance story about a guy with a crush on an unpopular girl. I was sickened to read it and realize that it was a crass, crude, and disgusting pornographic piece of so-called "literature"; in fact, it doesn't even deserve to be called that. I can totally understand why it is free; no one I know would ever consider buying it. I sincerely hope there is a way to delete it from my B&N Library, even if it means wiping the entire memory of the device and starting from scratch. There should be a warning on this book: DEFINITELY not for anyone under 21. In fact, this kind of stuff shouldn't even free. It should go into a section labeled "Adult" so we all have SOME kind of idea what we're in for before we commit to it unknowingly.
5 out of 6 people found this review helpful.
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Posted May 11, 2010
Had a similar title to a book that had been referred to me by a friend - completely different, disgusting, degrading piece of crap (pun).
If you're into animals and feces this is the story for you.
5 out of 7 people found this review helpful.
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Posted March 23, 2010
the most erotic thing i have ever read it got me from the very beginning and i had to keep reading i wish more books were like this.
5 out of 18 people found this review helpful.
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Posted August 24, 2010
Okay, so in all fairness I did read the reviews before I ordered this book, so I did have a general idea of what to expect. I. Was. Wrong. This is totally disgusting. I'm of a yonger generation and even I almost gaged. This is something I'll definitely be deleting. There isnt a plot just a 5 page scene of 3 people eating eachother out. And it isnt even hot, it's just more nasty than anything.
4 out of 6 people found this review helpful.
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Posted July 19, 2010
Worst Book Ever!
4 out of 5 people found this review helpful.
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Posted July 2, 2010
One word to describe - STUPID!
4 out of 5 people found this review helpful.
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Posted June 27, 2010
not worth the time to download or read! a poorly written male "fantasy."
4 out of 5 people found this review helpful.
Was this review helpful? Yes NoThank you for your feedback. Report this reviewThank you, this review has been flagged.A short hard core porn book for those that like that. Nothing left to the imagination.
4 out of 7 people found this review helpful.
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Posted May 11, 2010
Pay attention to the reviews people this story didn't make any sense what so ever and i wouldn't even waste time looking at the cover.
4 out of 6 people found this review helpful.
Was this review helpful? Yes NoThank you for your feedback. Report this reviewThank you, this review has been flagged.Most awful book I have ever read. Was not even worth finishing the book. DO NOT DOWNLOAD!
4 out of 7 people found this review helpful.
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Posted March 29, 2010
I understand the book was free, but it was beyond disgusting. It was more like reading a hardcore porn, and not even worth the download.
4 out of 6 people found this review helpful.
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LendMe™
Overview
Skinny Olive is the butt of everyone's jokes but Joe secretly harbors a major crush on her skinny ass.Filthy, extremely raunchy abject perversion with no redeeming value. Featuring scat-eating lowlifes the likes of which are shunned by circus freaks! Outrageous enough to induce vomiting where stomach pumps are unavailable.
This is NOT your Momma's erotica! Deal with it, Bitch!
5 page story.