Skinny Legs and All [NOOK Book]

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SKINNY LEGS AND ALL:

An Arab and a Jew open a restaurant together across the street from the United Nations....

It sounds like the beginning of an ethnic joke, but it's the axis around which spins this gutsy, fun-loving, and alarmingly provocative novel, in which a bean can philosophizes, a dessert spoon ...
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Overview

SKINNY LEGS AND ALL:

An Arab and a Jew open a restaurant together across the street from the United Nations....

It sounds like the beginning of an ethnic joke, but it's the axis around which spins this gutsy, fun-loving, and alarmingly provocative novel, in which a bean can philosophizes, a dessert spoon mystifies, a young waitress takes on the New York art world, and a rowdy redneck welder discovers the lost god of Palestine--while the illusions that obscure humanity's view of the true universe fall away, one by one, like Salome's veils.

Skinny Legs and All deals with today's most sensitive issues: race, politics, marriage, art, religion, money, and lust.  It weaves lyrically through what some call the "end days" of our planet.  Refusing to avert its gaze from the horrors of the apocalypse, it also refuses to let the alleged end of the world spoil its mood.  And its mood is defiantly upbeat.

In the gloriously inventive Tom Robbins style, here are characters, phrases, stories, and ideas that dance together on the page, wild and sexy, like Salome herself.  Or was it Jezebel?

From the Hardcover edition.

An Arab and a Jew open a restaurant together across the street from the United Nations. . . . It sounds like the beginning of an ethnic joke, but it's the axis around which Robbins spins this alarmingly provocative book. In his audacious style, the bestselling author of Even Cowgirls Get the Blues deals with the most sensitive issues of the day. First time in trade paper.

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Editorial Reviews

Publishers Weekly - Publisher's Weekly
In a phantasmagorical, politically charged tale you wish would never end, Robbins holds forth--through a variety of ingenious, off-beat mouthpieces--on art (with and without caps), the Middle East, religious fanaticism of many stripes, and the seven veils of self-deception. Salome, skinny legs and all, belly-dances rapturously at Isaac & Ishmael's, a much-molested restaurant located across the street from the U.N., founded by an Arab and a Jew as an example of happy, peaceful and mutually beneficial coexistence. Ellen Cherry Charles, artist and waitress, heir to the most positive legacy of Jezebel, works at the same joint, nursing a broken heart inflicted by Boomer Petway, redneck welder/bemused darling of the New York art scene. Meanwhile, Can o' Beans, Dirty Sock, Spoon, Painted Stick and Conch Shell traverse half the world on a hejira to Jerusalem--where Conch and Painted Stick will resume religious duties in the Third Temple, dedicated (of course) to Astarte. Unless, mind you, Ellen Cherry's boil-encrusted uncle Buddy, a radio evangelist who gets turned on by Tammy Faye Bakker, manages to start WW III first. . . . Robbins's ( Jitterbug Perfume ) lust for laughs is undiminished; this prescription for sanity couldn't be better. 125,000 first printing; first serial to Esquire; BOMC and QPB selections; author tour. (May)
Library Journal
A painter's struggle with her art, a restaurant opened as an experiment in brotherhood, the journey of several inanimate objects to Jerusalem, a preacher's scheme to hasten Armageddon, and a performance of a legendary dance: these are the diverse elements around which Robbins has built this wild, controversial novel. Ellen Cherry Charles, one of the ``Daughters of the Daily Spe cial'' in Jitterbug Perfume ( LJ 1/85), takes center stage. She has married Boomer Petway and moved to New York, hoping to make it as a painter. Instead, she winds up a waitress at the Isaac and Ishmael, a restaurant co-owned by an Arab and a Jew. Robbins's primary concern is Middle Eastern politics, supplemented along the way with observations on art, religion, sex, and money. Few contemporary novelists mix tomfoolery and philosophy so well. This is Robbins at his best. Previewed in Prepub Alert, LJ 1/90.-- Lawrence Rungren, Bedford Free P.L., Mass.
From the Publisher
“Tom Robbins is a vital national treasure.”—The Oregonian

"Robbins possesses magnet-like power."—USA Today

"Funny and tough...Robbins is an American Original."—Washington Magazine

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780553897937
  • Publisher: Random House Publishing Group
  • Publication date: 6/17/2003
  • Sold by: Random House
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 69,612
  • File size: 623 KB

Meet the Author

Tom Robbins
Tom Robbins has been called “a vital natural resource” by The Oregonian, “one of the wildest and most entertaining novelists in the world” by the Financial Times of London, and “the most dangerous writer in the world today” by Fernanda Pivano of Italy’s Corriere della Sera. A Southerner by birth, Robbins has lived in and around Seattle since 1962.

From the Trade Paperback edition.

Biography

So much mythology swirls around Pacific Northwest novelist Tom Robbins that sorting fact from fiction is a daunting challenge. Born Thomas Eugene Robbins in 1936 in Blowing Rock, North Carolina, he was raised from age 11 on in a suburb near Richmond, Virginia. He attended Washington and Lee University but did not graduate. Instead, he quit college and spent a year hitchhiking, settling for a while in New York City.

Robbins enlisted in the Air Force in 1957, just one step ahead of the draft, and served three years in Korea. Upon discharge, he moved back to Virginia to attend art school at Richmond Professional Institute (now Virginia Commonwealth University), graduating in 1961. During this time he worked as a copy editor for the Richmond Times-Dispatch.

According to Robbins, the South's hidebound racism -- perfectly mirrored in the newspaper's policy -- prompted him to move as far away from Richmond as possible "while still remaining in the continental United States." He ended up in Seattle in the early 1960s, enrolled in the University of Washington to pursue his Masters, and went to work for the Seattle Times. If we are to believe the story, it was around this time that he first sampled LSD (not yet an illegal substance). Blown away by the experience, he chucked both grad school and his job at the paper and spent the rest of the decade bouncing between the East and West Coasts -- writing, working as a DJ in alternative radio, and partaking liberally of the countercultural smorgasbord of the day.

Towards the end of the '60s, Robbins began working seriously at his writing, culminating in 1971 with the publication of his first novel, the comic absurdist tale Another Roadside Attraction. A failure in hardcover, it nevertheless sold well as a paperback, prompting publishers to release his next book -- 1976's Even Cowgirls Get the Blues -- in both formats simultaneously. Although he has not been a hit with most mainstream critics, Robbins has achieved rarified cult status with successive generations of 20-somethings who adore his goofy, upbeat satirical fiction. He claims to never read reviews but is pleased to have enjoyed a steady string of bestsellers starting with Still Life with Woodpecker in 1980. In 2005, he produced Wild Ducks Flying Backward, a volume of shorter works, including poems, stories, essays, articles, and reviews.

Rumor has it that Robbins polishes each sentence to perfection before moving on to the next. Whether or not that's true, he does admit to being a slow writer -- and to needing a long period of rest and recuperation (usually involving travel to some exotic place) in between books. All of which explains why his output is surprisingly slender, especially for a writer who inspires such passionate, fanatical devotion!

Good To Know

Here are some fun facts (and perhaps some fun fiction, as well!) about Tom Robbins:

  • An accomplished artist, Robbins is one of only a handful of writers to have cover design built into their book contracts.
  • When Elvis Presley died of an overdose in his bathroom on August 16, 1977, there was rumored to be a copy of Another Roadside Attraction on the floor beside him.
  • While working as a journalist and DJ in Washington state, Robbins attended a 1967 Doors concert in Seattle. He claims that the origins of his unique writing style can be found in that piece.
  • Robbins has enjoyed friendships with a group of widely people, from '60s countercultural icons like Alan Ginsberg and Timothy Leary to mythologist Joseph Campbell (with whom he once traveled to South America.
  • Robbins has appeared in several films, including Made in Heaven, Mrs. Parker and the Vicious Circle, Breakfast of Champions, and Gus Van Sant's 1993 adaptation of Even Cowgirls Get the Blues.
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      1. Hometown:
        LaConner, Washington
      1. Date of Birth:
        July 22, 1936
      2. Place of Birth:
        Blowing Rock, North Carolina

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    It was a bright, defrosted, pussy-willow day at the onset of spring, and the newlyweds were driving cross-country in a large roast turkey.

    The turkey lay upon its back, as roast turkeys will; submissive, agreeable, volunteering its breast to the carving blade, its roly-poly legs cocked in a stiff but jaunty position, as if it might summon the gumption to spring forward onto its feet, but, of course, it had no feet, which made the suggestion seem both empty and ridiculous, and only added to the turkey's aura of goofy vulnerability.

    Despite its feetlessness, however, its pathetic podalic privation, this roast turkey–or jumbo facsimile thereof–was moving down the highway at sixty-five miles an hour, traveling faster, farther on its back than many aspiring actresses.

    The turkey, gleaming in the callow March sunlight, had been a wedding present from the groom to the bride, although the title remained in the groom's name and he was never, in fact, to relinquish ownership. Actually, it was the fashioning of the turkey, the phenomenon of its existence, that was his gift to the bride. More important, it was the manifestation of the turkey, the squealy, swoony surprise of the creation of the turkey, that had precipitated the marriage: the groom, Boomer Petway, had used the turkey to trick the bride, Ellen Cherry Charles, into marrying him. At least, that was what Ellen Cherry was thinking at that moment, less than a week after the wedding, thinking, as she watched the turkey suck the thawing countryside into its windshield and blow it out its rearview mirror, that she'd been tricked. Less than a week after the wedding, that probably was not an excellent indicator of impending decades of marital bliss.

    Some marriages are made in heaven, Ellen Cherry thought. Mine was made in Hong Kong. By the same people who made those little rubber pork chops they sell in the pet department at K mart.

    Mockingbirds are the true artists of the bird kingdom. Which is to say, although they're born with a song of their own, an innate riff that happens to be one of the most versatile of all ornithological expressions, mockingbirds aren't content to merely play the hand that is dealt them. Like all artists, they are out to rearrange reality. Innovative, willful, daring, not bound by the rules to which others may blindly adhere, the mockingbird collects snatches of birdsong from this tree and that field, appropriates them, places them in new and unexpected contexts, recreates the world from the world. For example, a mockingbird in South Carolina was heard to blend the songs of thirty-two different kinds of birds into a ten-minute performance, a virtuoso display that served no practical purpose, falling, therefore, into the realm of pure art.

    And so it was that in the dogwood branches and lilac bushes on the grounds of the Third Baptist Church of Colonial Pines, mockingbirds were producing art, were "making a joyful noise unto the Lord," while inside the building, a Georgian rectangle of powdery brick and prissy white trim, several hundred freshly scrubbed, well-fed human beings concerned themselves not with creation but destruction. Ultimate destruction.

    In east-central Virginia, where Colonial Pines was located, spring was quicker on its feet than it was out in the Far West, through which Boomer and Ellen Cherry's roast turkey was transporting them ever eastward. Pussy willows had already come and gone in Virginia, and sickly faced dogwood blossoms, like constituted elves, strained to take their places. From underground silos, jonquil bulbs fired round after round of butter-tipped stalks, all sorts of buds were swelling and popping, birds (not just mockingbirds) strung ropes of birdsong from treetop to fence post, bees and other insects were waking to the unfamiliar alarm of their own faint buzz; all around, the warming natural world was in the process of rebirth and renewal, almost as if to deliberately cast some doubt upon the accuracy of the sermon being concluded at that moment in the church.

    "God gave us this sign," said the preacher from his oak veneer podium. "The Lord gave us a sign! A sign! It was a warming, if you will. A word to the wise. He gave his children a big easy-to-read sign, words in tall black letters, maybe golden letters–maybe it was a neon sign. In any case, there's no mistakin' its message. The Lord shoved this sign before the countenance of his beloved disciple, John, and John, being a righteous man, John bein' a wise man, John didn't blink or scratch his head or ask for details, Saint John didn't call up a lawyer on the phone and ask for a legal interpretation, no, John read this sign and copied it down and passed it on to mankind. To you and I."

    The preacher's voice was reminiscent of a saxophone. Not the cool, laconic sax of Lester Young, but the full, lush, volatile sound of, say, Charlie Barnet. There was a marvelous, dark lyricism in his voice, the kind of defiance that is rooted in deep loneliness. His pockmarked face was lean and hungry looking, a beat face poisoned by boils and the runoff from rotting teeth. Yet the voice that rolled out from that face, from underneath the boyish shock of damp, black hair, the voice was fecund and round and gloomily romantic. Females in the congregation, especially, were touched by the preacher's voice, never stopping to consider that it might have been hot pus that fueled its grand combustion.

    "What the Almighty Father told John was this: that when the Jews return to their homeland–yea! when the Jew is once again at home in the land of Is-ra-el–the end of the world is at hand!"

    The preacher paused. He gazed at the congregation with his starving eyes. Verlin Charles was later to say, "Sometimes when he looks down at us like that, I feel like he wants to eat the flower right outen my buttonhole." "Uh-huh," his wife, Patsy, replied. "Makes me feel like he wants to chew the elastic outta my underpants." Verlin Charles did not appreciate Patsy Charles's interpretation of the preacher's voracious stare, and he told her so.

    Off to the left of the altar, a radio engineer raised three fingers. The Reverend Buddy Winkler caught the gesture out of the corner of his eye, immediately thereupon aborting the penetrating scrutiny of his flock and returning to the microphone.

    "When the Jew has returned to his homeland, the end of the world is at hand! That is the sign God gave unto us. Why? I want to ask you somethin'. Do you think God just threw out that crumb of information offhand like it was gossip, like it was an interestin' item outen the Reader's Digest? Or did God have a purpose in the showing of this sign to John? Did God have a reason in ordering John to write down this prophecy in his Book of Revelation? Are we intended to act somehow upon this message?"

    The engineer raised two fingers. Buddy Winkler nodded and quickened the tempo. Blowing Charlie Parker style, blowing a swift freight of harmonic rhetoric, blowing his sax-voice at about fifty-eight bars per minute, blowing alto now–his usual tenor abandoned at the gates of syncopation–the preacher swung into a dazzling diatribe against Semite and anti-Semite alike: instructed his brethren (with a sputter of grace notes) to turn their attention to Jerusalem, the city of their eternal fate; bade them prepare themselves for physical entry into Jerusalem, where they that were righteous among them were to accept their promised rewards; reminded them that on the following Sunday he would describe to them what conditions they might expect to encounter in the New Jerusalem; and further reminded them that next week's sermon, as each of the sermons in this series concerning the Rapidly Approaching End, would be broadcast over the Southern Baptist Voice of the Sparrow Network, of which WCPV was the local affiliate. He then stitched on a reedy coda of prayer, timing an "amen" to perfectly coincide with the wag of the engineer's single digit.

    Sequins of spittle were scattered along his smile as he accepted compliments at the door.

    "Powerful sermon, Reverend Winkler."

    "God bless you, Roy."

    "Reverend Winkler, you are just eloquence itself. You move me, you stir me up inside, you–"

    "It's the Lord that speaks through me, Miz Packett." He squeezed her hand. "The Lord does the movin'."

    "Right nice, Bud. Frogs are out."

    "Don't know if I'll have time for any jiggin' this spring, Verlin."

    "You got other frogs to jig, right, Bud?"

    His boils waxed a deeper red. "Patsy now."

    "As in 'other fish to fry.'"

    "Patsy." He said her name laboriously, as if her were coaxing a lone low note from his saxophone bell. It was both censure and plea. Patsy grinned and left him to his flock.

    Verlin and Patsy Charles walked to the Buick Regal in the parking lot.

    "You hadn't ought to mess with him here, Patsy. In God's house . . ."

    "He was out on the steps."

    ". . . on the Sabbath."

    "Bud's Bud, on Sunday or the Fourth of July."

    "How about on Judgment Day?"

    "We'll see soon enough, I reckon," said Patsy, and Verlin, safely behind the lilac hedge, smiled.

    "You know," Verlin said, as he stopped to admire a new Ford pickup that he knew to belong to an acquaintance, "the end of the world is not gonna be coming right away. You know why? Because the fact is, there're more Jews in New York City than in the entire country of Is-ra-el." He tried to pronounce it the way his cousin Buddy did, but Verlin's voice was more kazoo than saxophone.

    "So, you wanna deport 'em?"

    "No skin off my pecker if New York's more Jewish than Jerusalem. I'm not ready for Armageddon. I got bills to pay."

    "You got a daughter fixin' to live in New York City."

    A tremendous frown wadded up Verlin's face. It was a pink face, occupied neither on its west bank nor its east by a single whisker. Verlin was one of those men who seemed to shave internally. His build was rangy, as was his kin's, the preacher's, but his face was round, smooth, satiated (which is not quite the same as "content"), and it smelled perpetually of mildewed washrag, no matter what quantities of Old Spice aftershave were tossed at it. "You would have to remind me," he said.

    "Millions of people live in New York. It must not be that bad."

    "Perverts. Puerto Ricans. Muggers. Terrorists. Whatta ya call 'em: bag ladies."

    "Terrorists in New York? Honey, New York is located in the U.S.A., for your information."

    "They will have 'em if they don't already. Jews attract terrorism like shit attracts flies. Always have."

    "I swear, you sound like Bud. The Jews didn't walk off some boat last Tuesday. New York's been full of Jews since I don't know how long. And they've been returned to Israel since back in the nineteen-forties sometime. I don't know why you two are all of a sudden so worked up about Jews."

    "Oh, must be the Middle East on the news." He sighed. "Seems like any more that's all there is."

    "Besides, Boomer'll take care of Ellen Cherry. You said so yourself."

    "Once upon a time I said it. Not anymore. That damn contraption he drove out to pick her up in! I think she's finally made him as kooky as she is." Verlin spat. "Artists!"

    As the couple walked up to their Buick, two mockingbirds flew away from its grill, one of them tweeting in a little-down dialect of the goldfinch, the other mixing a catbird cry with a raspy chord borrowed from a woodpecker. For centuries, mockingbirds had hunted live insects and foraged for seeds, but when motorcars began to appear in numbers on southern roads, they learned that they could dine more easily by simply picking dead bugs off the radiators of parked autos. Mockingbirds. Turning modern technology to their idiosyncratic advantage. Inventing new tricks to subsidize their expression. Artists!

    Before static finally fried it to a crisp, a portion of the Reverend Buddy Winkler's Sunday sermon had crackled out of the roast turkey's radio. "Uncle Buddy," sneered Ellen Cherry. Although he was, in fact, what is called by southerners a mere "shirttail relation," she had called him "uncle" since she was a tot. "Ol' Uncle Buddy's gone nationwide."

    Boomer was perfectly aware of that. In recent years he had been closer to her father's family than she. Boomer didn't appear to notice when she switched the Motorola to a news broadcast. ("In the Arab quarter of Jerusalem today, Israeli soldiers fired into a group of . . .") Boomer appeared to be counting cows. The cows that were stuck like gnats to the fly strip of the horizon. When he counted up to a certain number, he smiled. Though Ellen Cherry, I will probably never really know how many little faraway cows it takes to make my husband smile.

    Strange, but in country such as this–dry, bare, and wide; country given to forage crops, flat rocks, and sidewinders–Buddy Winkler's apocalyptic rant acquired a certain credibility. West of the Cascade Range, back around Seattle, where they had begun their journey, trees were so thick, so robust and tall, that they oozed green gas, sported mossy mustaches, and yelled "Timber, yourself!" at lumberjacks. Those chill forests, quietly throbbing with ancient vitality, seemed to refute the firmest eschatological convictions. Here, however, trees were wizened, drab, and thinly distributed. The road, clear and straight, uncoiled ahead of the turkey, recoiled behind, locking its passengers in a drowsy, lifeless rhythm from which the granulated yellow-brown layer cake to either side afforded scant relief. Distant cow-specks, raisins in the receding frosting, outnumbered pussy willows; and, indeed, the imprint of the hoof was on everything.

    In country such as this, Ellen Cherry always rather expected the golden clock to go off. The clock with the alarm that sounded like firestorms and flügelhorns. Followed by the voice of Orson Welles reading from The Book of the Dead. "It'd be just like the world to end," she said, "when we're out here in the boondocks miles from a telephone."

    Boomer didn't respond. His attention was fixed on an approaching cattle truck. As it drew nearer, the truck slowed and began to weave. It nearly sideswiped them in passing. The driver was hanging his head out the window in disbelief. Boomer swerved and honked the horn.

    "Ignorant cowboy," muttered Boomer. "Nearly took a drumstick off."

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    • Anonymous

      Posted January 21, 2006

      A satire unlike any other.

      I'd just like to say that I picked up this book because I had heard that it was funny. I was, at the time, a little depressed, and needed something to lift my spirits. While this book didn't cure me, it certainly helped me through it. As this book says towards the end, 'Philosophical novelists are traffick directors, they can lead you through the intersection, but they can't help ou get home or park your car.' so true. This book certainly kind of helped me through a busy intersection. Robbins is kind of like Vonnegut imitating Joyce while rewriting the Arabian Nights stories on acid. It's that bizzarre. The sentences are also stylistically crafted, and who could ignore the humour? I remember when some of the philosophical diatribes arose, I thought, 'Oh come on, this is ruining the funny feeling the book has.' But then you realize it's a can of beans talking. And you laugh hysterically at the prospect of an inaminate object being smarter than most human beings. It feels strange trying to write a review about a book that is undescribable. You have to read this for yourself. I can see why Robbins has had so much success in his life - he's a gifted writer with a voice of his own. He's philosophical. He treats serious situations how they should be treated, but doesn't shy away from the funnier aspects of this odd world we live in (in fact, he embraces them). So, why four stars instead of five? I felt like the ending should have been a little more powerful. It was set up to be a gripping, euphoric ending, and it just didn't do anything for me. In my opinion, it kind of fell flat, instead of having an impact on the reader. Yeah, it ended on interesting philosophical notes- but it just didn't twist my gut like it should have. Who knows, maybe for somebody else it would be different. That's not good enough reason, however, to not go out and buy this book and savor all of its sour, sweet, and sugary flavors. So do it. Now. Recommended, definitely.

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    • Anonymous

      Posted April 8, 2004

      Genius

      What can I say that hasn't already been said by the other reviewers here? Mr. Robbins is a gifted storyteller whose novels are literary treats for the mind. An outstanding plotline and memorable characters, make his books unforgettable. He truly is our national treasure.

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    • Anonymous

      Posted August 22, 2003

      Great Book!!!!

      this is my first tom robbins experience and i thought it was one hell of an experience. skinny legs and all is an authentic book that couldnt even be duplicated if it were attempted to be reproduced as a motion picture. it has some great characters that well crack you up and theme that will intrigue you, calling you for more. i was always anxious to see what was going to happen next and how the perplexing story was going end for these characters. this one was my first tom robbins book and it wont be the last.

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    • Anonymous

      Posted February 16, 2001

      THIS BOOK NEEDS TO BE A MOVIE!!!

      Mental coitus.An exceptional read full of fun from beginning to end. If anyone out there is in the film industry or has any connections please make this novel into a movie. I've envisioned this book as a movie for years and it would be brilliant and profitable.

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    • Anonymous

      Posted November 27, 2000

      Best Book Ever Written

      I just finished reading this book for the fifth (!) time and I must say that it is one hell of a wild ride. I am a published author and I've read thousands of books. Take it from me: this is the best damn book ever written. A hundred years from now, high school students will be reading Tom Robbins like they read Bill Shakesphere today. Read this.

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    • Anonymous

      Posted October 19, 2000

      Absolutely chuckle-licious

      What an entertaining and interesting way to view the world. Sometimes I laughed till I wept. As a first time reader of Robbin's work, I will certainly be looking for more.

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    • Anonymous

      Posted May 30, 2000

      First, but definitely not last

      Wow, this is the first Tom Robbins book I've read, and as I read the last sentence of the last chapter or veil, I should say, I found myself looking at the world in a different way, in a way that no 15 year old should be looking at the world around her, but nonetheless there I was. Not only is this book entertaining from the first word to the last, which is not something you can say for all books of 500+ pages, but it makes you think, leaving 10th grade honors English in the dust.

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    • Anonymous

      Posted April 9, 2000

      ONE OF MY FAVOURITES!

      This is my first but certainly not last Tom Robbins' book. It has very interesting storyline. Reading this book makes me think. The book actually includes topics on religions, arts and etc. It's an amzing book that worth reading multiple times.

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    • Anonymous

      Posted February 17, 2000

      Best Book Ever

      The best book I have ever read! Damn straight!

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    • Anonymous

      Posted January 30, 2000

      FUN AND FUNKY

      I became hooked on Tom Robbins' style when I was given my first copy of Still Life With Woodpecker 12 years ago. In the excitement, I ran out and bought a copy for everyone I knew. Skinny Legs provides more of the same. Robbins' use of metaphor makes reading his books an adventure to the senses. It's refreshing to find an author who can entertain humorously while questioning the mainstream. Thank you Tom - when will you give us more ?

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