Slave-girls and Amazons [NOOK Book]

Overview

When the Hedral Watcher was in need of a warrior to defeat an all-powerful warlock, he knew that Thane - a lethal intergalactic mercenary - was just the man for the job. Unfortunately, he ended up with an amiable drunk, an inept wizard with an inferiority complex, and a blonde Amazon squeezed into a tiny squirrel-skin bikini.

As the omniscient being of the planet, the Watcher had a funny feeling that it would all end in tragedy, unless Thane was able to vanquish the Warlock ...

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Slave-girls and Amazons

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Overview

When the Hedral Watcher was in need of a warrior to defeat an all-powerful warlock, he knew that Thane - a lethal intergalactic mercenary - was just the man for the job. Unfortunately, he ended up with an amiable drunk, an inept wizard with an inferiority complex, and a blonde Amazon squeezed into a tiny squirrel-skin bikini.

As the omniscient being of the planet, the Watcher had a funny feeling that it would all end in tragedy, unless Thane was able to vanquish the Warlock before his woefully inadequate substitutes stumbled upon his adversary's mountain fortress. But the band of fearless Warlock hunters had other ideas. How hard could it be to defeat a one thousand year old shape-shifting Warlock and his army of battle-hardened troll-corpses?

This humorous fantasy novel is the story of their trials and tribulations, as they romp through a Tolkienesque landscape peopled by the Weird and Wonderful, such as witches seeking men to ride for the donkey-derby; a psychotic forester with a skeletal wife and a sinister fascination in wood-work; a band of trolls on the lookout for virgins to sacrifice to celebrate Thursdays; and more skimpily dressed Amazons than you can shake a spear at.....

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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940011547683
  • Publisher: Jonathan Pidduck
  • Publication date: 9/26/2011
  • Sold by: Smashwords
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 503,072
  • File size: 320 KB

Meet the Author

Jonathan lives in Ramsgate, Kent. He is married, with 3 children.

His fantasy books include: "Slave-Girls and Amazons", "Cave-Trolls and Amazons" and "The Halfshaft Games".

His horror titles include "The Wedding Feast", "Tethered" and "The Last of the Neanderthals".

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 20, 2012

    Neither Interesting nor Well Written

    I gave up after 25 pages. I found the characters that I had met so far boring and uninteresting, along with a storyline that plodded along.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 1, 2012

    Very Funny!

    Wonderfully full of dry humor, had me giggling throughout! I can't wait for the next work from this very promising author.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 22, 2013

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