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In Slightly OFF: God, Sex and All Stops in Between, the best of over four years of Slightly OFF is gathered. At times hilarious, ...
In Slightly OFF: God, Sex and All Stops in Between, the best of over four years of Slightly OFF is gathered. At times hilarious, serious, poignant, and psychotic, this is a collection that slices into every facet of American culture.
-"Female Porn" The scientific study that proves once and for all that Cosmo is worse than Playboy.
-"Frogs, Dogs and David Arquette" Why, in an era of information, do our commercials provide anything but?
-"English 101" This is where your language came from. Unfortunately, it's been influenced by the French.
-"I Killed Someone" A reflection on the time the author spent with Wanda Jean Allen, a death row inmate who made national headlines, just weeks before her execution.
Once you read this, you may never look at your world the same way again. You certainly will never look at mustard the same way again.
|A Fish Named God||1|
|A Not-So-Modest Proposal||5|
|A Warning from the Pepsi Liberation Front||9|
|Banning the Bible||14|
|Beauty and the Deceased||18|
|Confessions of a Male Model||35|
|Cops and I||39|
|Dance Club Safari||43|
|Daniel's Guide to America||46|
|Daniel for President||50|
|Dealing Double Standards||53|
|Diary of a College Student||56|
|Don't Read This Column||59|
|Draper Hall, Part I||Dorm Cuisine||61|
|Draper Hall, Part II||Sex, Drugs and Computers||64|
|Draper Hall, Part III||Everything I Didn't Want to Know, I Learned at Draper||70|
|Drink, Fight and Vigorously Copulate||74|
|Eyes Wide Shot||88|
|Frogs, Dogs and David Arquette||93|
|Gone to Hell||96|
|Good Friday the 13th||100|
|Guns (I Know)||103|
|How to Raise a Conservative||108|
|How to Succeed in Politics Without Really Trying||111|
|I Killed Someone||118|
|Lokianity, Part I||The Cult||125|
|Lokianity, Part II||The Apostle||129|
|Lokianity, Part III||The Council||133|
|Michael Bolton, My Phone and $400||141|
|Not Tie the Knot?||148|
|Perfection (I Love)||160|
|Phants and Asses||166|
|Prayer for the Dying||170|
|Saints and Spending||177|
|Sex and the Oklahoma City||184|
|Tales from the ER||197|
|Thank God for Evolution||200|
|The Animals are Against Us||204|
|The Car is Dead, Long Live the Car||208|
|The Covenant of Condiments||214|
|The Female Conspiracy||217|
|The Marquees de Salvation||221|
|The Mile High Drudge||224|
|The Other Percent||228|
|The Ten Commandments, Revised||233|
|Wanted by the FBI||248|
|Wanted: One Mate||251|
|Welcome to DanAir||264|
|Welcome to Denny's||267|
|You Know You're Obsessed With Sex When...||270|