Slouching Toward Adulthood: How to Let Go So Your Kids Can Grow Up [NOOK Book]

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“The helicopter parent has crashed and burned. . . . Sally Koslow [has] documented a generation so cosseted that they have lost the impetus to grow up or leave home. The over-involved parent has gone from paragon of caring to a figure of fun.” —Lisa Endlich Heffernan, The Atlantic



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Overview

“The helicopter parent has crashed and burned. . . . Sally Koslow [has] documented a generation so cosseted that they have lost the impetus to grow up or leave home. The over-involved parent has gone from paragon of caring to a figure of fun.” —Lisa Endlich Heffernan, The Atlantic



Parents once dreamed of dropping their prodigies at first-choice colleges and sighing with relief at a job well done. Nowadays, though, mothers and fathers are stressing about whether Jessica or Josh will boomerang back after graduation—and still be there years later. Why are so many wunderkinds now s-l-o-w-l-y slouching toward adulthood? Panicked after reading that twenty-eight is the new nineteen, Sally Koslow—journalist and mother—searched for answers. Part hard-hitting investigation and part hilarious memoir, Slouching Toward Adulthood is a heartfelt cri de coeur that can help families negotiate life around the unexpectedly crowded dining tables for years to come.
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It's time to prepare dinner for the Boomerang Generation. According to a recent U.S. Census report, approximately fifteen percent of young Americans ages 25 to 34 live with their parents. This author of this informative book isn't approaching this topic from afar. As the mother of two live-in "adultescents," Novelist/journalist Sally Koslow has wrestled with all the problems and frustrations of sharing your nest for prolonged periods with the next generation. Using interviews and her reportorial skills, she places her family's situation within the context of both individual experiences and societal trends. A first-hand examination of usually unanticipated reunions.

Publishers Weekly
Novelist and former McCall’s magazine editor Koslow casts a keen eye on the “not-so-empty-nest” phenomenon that besets today’s baby boomer parents. She calls their children “adultescents,” these 22- to 35-year-old “well-educated Americans postponing full maturity and its attendant responsibilities” who return home from college for financial and other forms of support, from laundry to career advice. Koslow shares myriad anecdotes (including ones about her own sons) gleaned from her year’s worth of interviews and research. She is not unsympathetic, acknowledging that indulgent parenting (“we’ve spoiled kids to an unprecedented degree in human history”) feeds the younger set’s frustratingly laid-back attitude, and a depressed economy and slow job market don’t help, either. She notes that subsidizing the kids hurts parents’ own plans for retirement, travel, or just privacy, and expresses frustration with adultescents who don’t see the need for a goal-oriented approach to life. One off-note: the chapter on the risks of delaying pregnancy, which focuses solely on women (don’t men want kids and need to be informed planners, too?). Overall, though, Koslow provides plenty of food for thought for parents and adultescents who want to understand each other and perhaps change things for the better. (June)
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"Her book seems less a discussion of why this is happening and what to do about it than a portrait of the adjustments people are making today." ---Library Journal
Library Journal
Novelist/journalist Koslow draws on her own experience, as well as research and interviews, to talk about a crucial issue: the number of adult children who have returned home to live with their parents. Her book seems less a discussion of why this is happening and what to do about it than a portrait of the adjustments people are making today.
Kirkus Reviews
A witty, provocative study that examines why so many millenials can't seem to launch into adulthood and now find themselves "wandering--if not literally, then psychically." Former Lifetime and McCall's editor-in-chief Koslow (The Late, Lamented Molly Marx, 2009, etc.) is the parent of young adult children for whom "postponing financial independence, jobs, marriage [and] a hovel of [their] own" has become the norm. This postponement has in turn given rise to a new developmental phase that Koslow calls "adultescence." This period (ages 22 to 35), writes the author, is characterized by an "exploration [of self and the world] that seems to go on forever, not unlike the Rolling Stones." A bad economy and severely limited career prospects for young people with no real work experience are only part of the reason for the rise of this new phenomenon. Many adultescents are also taking to heart what their boomer parents have told them since childhood: that they can be and do anything they want because they are special. Consequently, they are creating lives that appear to be breaking all the rules that have characterized the successful, well-ordered lives of their parents. Not only are they not settling for whatever jobs they can find and seeking careers to which they can dedicate their lives; they are also redefining relationships, such as marriage, that once signaled a definitive entry into adulthood. Koslow argues that these hyper-mobile 20- and 30-somethings move across borders and, when necessary, into their parents' homes with equal ease largely because well-intentioned boomers, who secretly "lust for their [children's] attention," have implicitly agreed to the arrangement. However, as Koslow ultimately concludes, neither is able to evolve their roles. Instead, boomers and their offspring remain tied to each other, caught in a never-never land of loving codependency. Observant and bracingly candid.
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781101583647
  • Publisher: Penguin Group (USA)
  • Publication date: 6/14/2012
  • Sold by: Penguin Group
  • Format: eBook
  • Pages: 272
  • Sales rank: 581,695
  • File size: 481 KB

Meet the Author

Sally Koslow
SALLY KOSLOW is the author of three novels. A former editor in chief of McCall’s and Lifetime, Koslow lives in New York City with her husband. Their kids have finally moved out.
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Excerpt from Slouching Toward Adulthood by Sally Koslow

Reprinted by arrangement with Viking, a member of Penguin Group (USA) Inc., from Slouching Toward Adulthood by Sally Koslow. Copyright © 2012 by Sally Koslow.

Chapter 1: A PUBLIC DISPLAY OF REFLECTION

Everyone is kneaded out of the same dough but not baked in the same oven.

—Yiddish proverb

The clock struck noon. It was a weekday, bright and shiny. I gently knocked. “It’s late—sweetie, shouldn’t you be getting up?” A few minutes later, Sweetie staggered out of his childhood bedroom in boxers, stubble, and a Beastie Boys T-shirt cherished since tenth grade. Five months before, Jed had moved back home after a two-year post college spin working at a San Francisco record label. A few months earlier the plans for my son to open an East Coast branch of the company had fizzled—not that this development appeared to have cramped his style. A weekly unemployment check was financing more late-night eating and drinking than my husband and I had done in the last two decades.

“How’s the job hunt?” I asked as he leisurely munched his bagel and paged through a magazine.

Mumble, mumble.

“No, really, how’s it going?”

“Fine.”

“What does that mean?”

This time I got the same look I received years before when I’d heard our son had his first girlfriend. “Who is she?” I’d asked, stoked with motherly glee.

“I release that information on a need-to-know basis,” Jed answered, “and you have no need to know.”

As Sweetie sat across from me at the breakfast table, I realized that You Can’t Go Home Again wasn’t on my son’s English major syllabus.

All around us, sometimes in our own homes, we see young, well-educated Americans postponing full maturity and its attendant responsibilities. The beloved offspring to which I refer is most likely well over a decade into deodorant, partnered sex, and, depending on gender, tampons or even Rogaine. He or she is way past having earned the legal right to vote, defend our country, drive, maintain private medical records, enter into a contract, marry, smoke, go to jail, and—if he or she has hit twenty-five—rent a car or be elected to Congress. If a parent of such a person tweaks the hair and clothes, when her loving eyes gaze upon this child she may see some version of herself or her partner at the same age. This 2.0 reflection may look down on the reader, literally, from a greater height or have boobs that are a cup or two bigger—or perhaps it just seems that way, with her décolletage so often on display. There might be tattoos and tongue studs, but given Brazilians, landing strips, and manscaping, there’s possibly not much pubic hair, although the parent prefers not to think about that.

Who are these people sandwiching a chunky stage between adolescence and adulthood, these individuals who resemble adults but aren’t, exactly? The Margaret Mead who lurks within every parent can’t help but notice curious discrepancies between the boy or girl under consideration and the grown-up we swear we were at the same age. We’ve come to think of “adults” as people who “settle down.” Adults are financially independent and fiscally solvent, albeit usually with debt and a mortgage, usually tethered to a steady job or its reasonable facsimile. Trust fund kids never have seemed very adult, even—like Brooke Astor’s greedy old baby—when they’re eighty.

An adult isn’t in a state of constant improvisation. An adult isn’t shackled to his or her mother or father by cell phone or purse strings or both in a three-legged race toward an undecided destination. An adult doesn’t crave constant stroking from Mom and Dad.

In the eyes of most real grown-ups, a random five-or ten-year slice of adulthood does not include going to school, taking a break, going to school again—possibly again and again—starting a job, starting another job, moving in with Mom and Dad, traveling here and traveling there, taking out loans, borrowing from the parents, and imbibing their grandparents’ cocktails while accumulating credit card debt and purchasing cunning yet quickly replaced electronics.

Adults tend not to post their romantic status online, pulling back the curtains on their private life and publicizing intimate secrets. They don’t fall in and out of love so many times they need Excel to track the relationships before they start to serially cohabitate, postponing marriage, kids, and getting fully established at jobs, much less careers. Adults may have sucked up the fizzy best seller Eat, Pray, Love, but they don’t see Elizabeth Gilbert, its author, as their north star as they wing off for extended stays in Italy, India, and Indonesia. These young adventurers may also be unaware that Gilbert followed Eat, Pray, Love with Committed, where the author defends matrimony in pointillist detail. Adults feel that usually by the mid-thirties, they need to stop—and here I use the technical term—farting around.

WHERE WANDERING BEGINS

The road separating today’s adult from yesterday’s starts to diverge when parents drop off Jenny or Josh at college. For most of today’s parents this is uncharted territory and not only because of Adderall replacing LSD, the unisex dorms and bathrooms, and the comfortably out same-sex relationships and transgender students. After visiting well over a dozen campuses during high school—Hogwarts, if the parents could afford it—taking thousands of dollars’ worth of Sisyphean test prep courses, and perhaps enjoying a jolly gap year in a faraway land, most American kids from solidly middle-class and upper-middleclass families enroll in an institution of higher learning. Every September, you can hear a transcontinental sigh as moms and dads among the privileged, anxious classes articulate immense relief, glad to be exorcised of their itchy need to deliver a droning loop about safety schools and U. S. News & World Report rankings, boring even themselves.

Mom and Dad accompany their newly minted first-years (“freshman” is 1969 pre-feminist Neanderthal argot and even “frosh” has landed in the linguistic compost heap) to a campus. There, they unload many, many boxes, perhaps ordered with the help of Bed, Bath & Beyond’s “Shop for College” service, where millions of college students quiz themselves to determine their decorating style and scrutinize a list of “recommended” products so they can mesh purchases with their roommates. Eventually families depart, perhaps after attending a misty ceremony designed to encourage Mom and Dad to bid their chickadee good-bye. Parents may delude themselves into thinking they are leaving kids to learn to fight their own battles—college is a growth experience!—and bushwhack through administrative obfuscation in order to land a coveted spot in Kick-Ass Poets 101. With that, Mom and Dad take their first deep, cleansing breath in eighteen years, and generally celebrate by having sex.

Some students major in something solid, graduate, and hop onto the hamster wheel to high-powered jobs, destination weddings, early parenthood, and homes furnished from Design Within Reach, West Elm, and CB2. That’s the sunny side of today’s America.

The underbelly of family life is that in what seems like seven minutes, for many other students—perhaps the brother or sister of the oft-extolled young person pictured above—floats a concept. College may not be the promised land, no matter that the particular school he is attending was his first-choice “reach,” salivated over for three years while the school’s Web site home page served as his computer wallpaper. No biggie. He’ll transfer or meander along on the five-or six-year plan, possibly with a junior year in Zimbabwe. Most boomer parents graduated after four years. If they hadn’t, their parents—adults feared as much as respected—would have followed through on threats that scared the nonexistent sunscreen right off them. But it currently takes the average college student 4. 5 years to get a bachelor’s degree, and six-year stays have become routine—on top of red-shirting boys to start kindergarten a year late to allow them time to earn their chops on the T-ball diamond and grab an edge. This adds two or more full years—and sometimes staggering expense—for boomer parents to have dependent kids. That is, if students graduate. The United States now has the highest college dropout rate in the industrialized world, reports the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development.

Tuition and fees at private, nonprofit colleges and universities have increased more than 4 percent per year for the last several years: at press time, Bates College in Lewiston, Maine—to throw a dart and see where we land—charges parents more than $50,000 a year in tuition. Less expensive state schools add up, too: Penn State in State College, Pennsylvania, costs approximately $15,000 a year for in-state students. If parents aren’t footing the bills, accumulated tuition becomes the adultescents’ albatross: for the class of 2011, the student loan burden is close to $27,000. Adjusted for inflation, according to the National Center for Education Statistics, the cost of a public four-year degree nearly doubled between 1964 and 2009.

Longer stays in college grow partly from students wandering from major to major. Who wants to go to dental school when there are movies to write and direct? Snookums, how do you become a writer of screenplays or director of films, asks the sheepish parent. Snookums proceeds to accuse Mom and Dad of being bourgeois enough to suggest that college is about preparing for a job, not learning for learning’s sake and/ or finding himself. At this point many parents retreat, chastened, just as some students announce that they will go beyond reversing direction to dropping out of the college they walked on water to enter. A conservatory or culinary school! Playing professional poker! Becoming an organic farmer! Keeping bees! Why not? They don’t require organic chemistry suffered through in a baccalaureate year, necessary to qualify for veterinary, dental, or medical school.

As parents watch the seeds of academic and social arrhythmia being sown, they start to wonder if in some way they enabled their kid’s difficulty in finding himself and settling on a plan. Yes, I’m talking to you. Okay, me, too. Let’s all be accountable; the fact that the term “enabled” hadn’t joined everyday speech when baby boomer parents were the age our children are now is no excuse. And don’t tell me you didn’t realize WTF you were doing. Hey, you text. OMG, you were not born yesterday but probably in that buoyant post–WWII era.

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Table of Contents

Chapter 1 A Public Display of Reflection 1

Chapter 2 Choose Your Own Adventure 21

Chapter 3 Seek and You May Find 43

Chapter 4 "Honey, I'm Home" 61

Chapter 5 The U-Haul as Umbilical Cord 91

Chapter 6 Adultescents Without Borders 103

Chapter 7 Dear God, the Mess 117

Chapter 8 It's Only Money 127

Chapter 9 One for the Road 147

Chapter 10 Take this Cubicle and Shove it 163

Chapter 11 Oops, I Forgot to Get Married 189

Chapter 12 A Woman Walks into A Sperm Bank 221

Chapter 13 A GPS for the Future 241

Acknowledgments 257

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 15, 2012

    This is a fantastic look at baby boomers and their adultescent c

    This is a fantastic look at baby boomers and their adultescent children! It's humorous and well-researched. It's relevant to everyone really as it delves into issues beyond parenting and into real-world issues.

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 28, 2012

    Meet the Adultescents ! By Betsy Teutsch Slouching Towards Adul

    Meet the Adultescents !
    By Betsy Teutsch

    Slouching Towards Adulthood: Observations from the Not-So-Empty Nest gives voice to the many changes experienced in this last generation - social, economic, technological, cultural. Baby-boomers who eagerly flew from the nest and took on independence as a matter of pride are now micro-managing their young adult children's lives in a myriad of ways. Good or bad? That is the underlying question of Sally's very witty, insightful book. She sneaks in a lot of factual information, showing how widespread many of these new behaviors are, indeed becoming norms.
    Renting a UHaul to help move your kid[s], oh, say, once a year. If UHauls are not feasible, than hopping on a plane & criss-crossing the country to help children, often with advanced degrees, set up new apartments. Housing adult kids at home and/or vacationing in very nice places, on the parents’ dime. Welcoming non-married boyfriend and girlfriend-in-laws into the family, even including them in the aforementioned vacation: these are all commonplace now. I recently met a nurse, married to a retired school teacher, who has her two adult daughters living with them, along with two grandchildren. Not the empty nest stage they had expected, though they are rather enjoying the arrangement. It is crowded, but everyone pitches in.
    The biggest surprise of Slouching Towards Adulthood is the massive number of parents and children experiencing this extended children’s dependence. It cuts across class lines, including middle class as well as more affluent, in all regions of the country. Another surprise was the chapter on the liquor and cocktail scene. I had no idea such a big a part of 18-35's social life revolves around liquor, though I know binge drinking is a big problem on college campuses. Makes sense that under-employed or unemployed young adults, with no job to get up for and no family responsibilities, have big social lives.
    Koslow is endearingly non-judgmental, since she shares these behaviors with the rest of us. A daughter is traveling around the world working at yoga retreats or organic farms, after completing her magna cum laude Ivy League degree? Great! A son is living at home and the parents are doing his laundry? So are a lot of other moms and dads. The child quit a job he didn't like without another one lined up? Welcome to the new Lake Wobegon, where all our children are above average, just victims of a bad economy.
    This is not only a great book for baby boomer parents, but also a wonderful textbook for the generation older than that - it really explains, in extremely fun-to-read prose, what the hell is going on in our country. Think of it as an anthropological tour of parenting in the 21st century. It is also a good read for adultescents themselves. While not intending to be a self-help book, it is useful to see that some of the paths adultescents choose, or fall into, lead to dead-ends and could be avoided.
    This book is not aimed at parents of young children or teens. However, I recommend it for this demographic, too. It may give parents the courage to buck the trend to begin massaging children’s CV’s starting in nursery school, and instead stress and instill life skills along with academic mastery.
    After reading this book I was spouting anecdotes and statistics for weeks. Don't be surprised if this book really changes the way you look at the world. I am really proud of my sister, guys!

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted July 1, 2012

    I find myself recommending this book and talking about it constantly

    Sally Koslow has captured a unique generation -- as a journalist, memoirist, and even cultural anthropologist. Her book seems destined to remain on shelves as a true documentary of that generation. It is easy reading, inspiring, and for anyone parenting one or more children who are slouching toward adulthood, a godsend. Why? It will take away the guilt and replace it with the message a hope and perspective. And for anyone who is the parent of a teenager or someone about to graduate into adulthood, it is must reading.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 28, 2012

    We'll see...

    As an "adultescent," I am going to read this (hence the three-star review for now) and analyze it. I understand our elders' concerns about "extended childhood;" however, I will be looking to see how Koslow extensively researches the differences of circumstance between the Boomers and Millenials. I certainly hope that she interviewed plenty of "adultescents," in addition to their disgruntled parents. Two sides of a story fully educate the reader on its issues and allow for full intellectual outreach. If you are going to have a long gripe fest about your adult child...I'm sure there are chat rooms for that. I also hope that there are cases made for the situation of professional students. Pursuing a high education with dreams and nothing but the most altruistic of intentions while accumulating skyrocketing debt- the interest upon which constantly capitalizes- while having little free time and income can be disheartening at times. It requires dedication and a lot of money to achieve a professional education. In this case, maybe it's more like "twenty-six/twenty-eight is the new twenty-two" than than "twenty-eight is the new nineteen." Parents: would you completely cut off your child during college, apart from extenuating circumstances? I didn't think so. Let's go with twenty-two for this catchline? I do commend Koslow for looking into this sociology phenomenon. It takes a lot to bring this to the attention of an audience and say, "You are not alone; this is real!" I am hoping that it is insightful and offers a panoramic view of this social observation. I hope that in my future comment, I have many positive things to say about this book!

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