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Smite Me, Oh Dark One [NOOK Book]

Overview

Acerbus hates his job. While he is content to watch and study the mortal races, the other gods constantly look for reasons to destroy their newly-created world. When they finally find an excuse, they command Acerbus to become the Smiter, destroyer of all creation.


Acerbus decides that there is only one way to ensure his own failure and save the world: by becoming an Evil Overlord.

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Overview

Acerbus hates his job. While he is content to watch and study the mortal races, the other gods constantly look for reasons to destroy their newly-created world. When they finally find an excuse, they command Acerbus to become the Smiter, destroyer of all creation.


Acerbus decides that there is only one way to ensure his own failure and save the world: by becoming an Evil Overlord.

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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940011496530
  • Publisher: Steve Thomas
  • Publication date: 8/29/2011
  • Sold by: Smashwords
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 157,068
  • File size: 441 KB

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  • Posted November 2, 2011

    A fantastic and fun short story

    Smite Me, Oh Dark One is a very quick, hilarious read. When the God of Darkness doesn't want to be the one to destroy the world what happens? He becomes an Evil Overlord with a legion of goblin defenders of course! The story Steve has written was original and amusing and I truly hope to see more work of this nature from him.

    It's free! Give it a read and enjoy.

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  • Posted October 16, 2011

    A masterpiece of satire on the gods that ruin our world.

    Mr. Thomas understand how the universe works, clearly. If he didn't, he couldn't show us how it'd work if the ridiculous things we believe in, creators, deities, gods, actually existed.

    And that's the brilliance of this work of art. The managers of creation are as incompetent as we've come to expect. They micromanage, they bicker, design in the universe is by consensus. It's probable stars only fuse because they couldn't decide among themselves whether or not pressure or gravity should be the dominant power in the universe.

    It's their world and you live in it, and just like your boss, love them or hate them, they can't be ignored.

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