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Your family is so poor, they go to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers. Doug E. Doug
You're so dumb, you leave your fly open in case you have to count to eleven.
Your mother's arms are so hairy, when she walks down the street it looks like she has Buckwheat in a headlock. Ice-T
Your face is so ugly, it looks like your neck threw up. Montel Williams
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