Sneaky Tricks for snagging dates and meeting people [NOOK Book]

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Ok... you're 5 feet tall, weigh three hundred and ninety pounds, have a flat head, a hunchback, and your dog won't play with you unless you've got food. Is there any hope? Damned straight there is. Just take Uncle John's advice and you'll be breathing heavy in the back seat of a late model crew-cab pickup truck in no time.
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Sneaky Tricks for snagging dates and meeting people

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Overview

Ok... you're 5 feet tall, weigh three hundred and ninety pounds, have a flat head, a hunchback, and your dog won't play with you unless you've got food. Is there any hope? Damned straight there is. Just take Uncle John's advice and you'll be breathing heavy in the back seat of a late model crew-cab pickup truck in no time.
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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940011465451
  • Publisher: John Harold McCoy
  • Publication date: 8/7/2011
  • Sold by: Smashwords
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 67,058
  • File size: 193 KB

Meet the Author

I live in St. Petersburg, Florida. I love it here. There are dolphins in the bay and parrots in the palm trees. There are miles of beautiful gulf beaches teaming with luscious young snow bunnies, and cool, dark bars where you can guzzle margarita's while hiding from the mid-day sun.I write, read, eat, drink and sleep... and kick George (ill-tempered mutt) for crapping in the house. The four wives have all run off somewhere so I don't have to take out the garbage till I'm good and ready, and the kids find me boring and stay away - till they need something.I'm quite happy.
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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 13, 2013

    To Funny:

    Amen!!!!!! But that's 99.999 % of guys. THE little head is where their brains are. And they lose what little compassion and smarts they have the minute they see vagina, boobs, or butts. I swear, why did we ever let them take all our power away from us. Once upon a time, in primative times, we women were the dominate sex. All we needed men for was procreation and killing big dinosaurs. Somehow though, we messed up. The men wanted to kill each other all the time so we gave in just to keep the peace. Thus, why most men act the wsy they do. Strangely, you won't find the men here downloding any books about women reclaiming their sacred goddess power. I think it scares them, ROFLMAO! As it should.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 29, 2013

    Great

    I loved reading this. The entire book, while short, is very funny and still gives good advice. Highly recommend.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 24, 2013

    Funny

    This is a tongue in cheek, and scarily accurate book. Lots of good information buried beneath the humor. Interesting insight into male minds. Funny justification for stupid male behavior and rules to tone it down.

    By the way, women don't have sausage envy. We just get tired of the self aggrandizing, self serving idiots who seem to get everything just because they are men.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 27, 2012

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    Deputy

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 27, 2012

    To skyfall

    Redkit: the leader is seastar and riotkit and rebelkit are my siblings. Lets go back to camp

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted April 15, 2012

    This book is totally hilarious! I am not certain how many times

    This book is totally hilarious! I am not certain how many times I've read it, but I come back to it whenever I need a good laugh and it never disappoints. It's about 70% silliness and 30% actual helpful advice (and Uncle John will likely say I'm exaggerating the 30% part). If you're having trouble with your love life or it seems like a downer, pick this book up-- not necessarily because it will guarantee you a good date, but because the humor in it will make you feel better about the dating scene in general. They say laughter is the best medicine, right?

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