So You're Retired!

So You're Retired!

by Mike Haskins, Clive Whichelow
     
 

So, you're retiring! You're free to do what you want, when you want, and how you want—just as long as your spouse doesn't find out. You'll have time to swim with dolphins and see the pyramids, but not the energy unfortunately. You'll finally have no excuse not to do all those 'little jobs' around the house. And you know how you used to think there was nothing

Overview

So, you're retiring! You're free to do what you want, when you want, and how you want—just as long as your spouse doesn't find out. You'll have time to swim with dolphins and see the pyramids, but not the energy unfortunately. You'll finally have no excuse not to do all those 'little jobs' around the house. And you know how you used to think there was nothing worth watching on TV in the evening? Well wait till you see daytime TV! On the bright side, you can smirk at the morning traffic reports while you soak in the bath, jump on and off buses for no other reason than it's free, visit every garden center in the known universe, and finish the crossword and the Sudoku every day in the paper. This is the perfect gift for anyone reaching this milestone.

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9781840246391
Publisher:
Summersdale
Publication date:
03/01/2008
Pages:
96
Sales rank:
619,564
Product dimensions:
4.60(w) x 4.50(h) x 0.50(d)

Meet the Author

Mike Haskins is a comedy writer and joke book author who cowrote the Cackle and Howl Joke Book and the bestselling Man Walks into a Bar. Clive Whichelow has written for Smack the Pony, Dead Ringers, and Spitting Image as well as for the Mail on Sunday, the Express, and the Daily Mirror. They are the coauthors of How to Survive Retirement, Oldies’ Wit, and Wrinklies Joke Book.

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