Sock Thing


My name is Madden name is Lisa Ann Foster
Thus LAF:

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My name is Madden name is Lisa Ann Foster
Thus LAF:

AS most mother's do. I have saved every peace of
paper. every mosacic, poem, project, plaques,
Sculputers, vases, yarn picture frames,
Copper metal dog, a frog ceramic, a castle made of ( real bricks).
Just joking it was ceramic!
A Christmas tree ornaments and all! A totem pole of course a ceramic bear!
I am very happy that I was a pack-Rat Because!!!!!!!,
My heart stopped for 20 minutes! And if didn't save all
junk!!!!!!!!!! My memories would have been wiped slate clean.

—From the author

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781449004026
  • Publisher: AuthorHouse
  • Publication date: 10/26/2009
  • Pages: 16
  • Product dimensions: 8.50 (w) x 8.50 (h) x 0.04 (d)

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Sock -Thing True Story
Lisa A. Foster LAF/AKA Grama Burp
Dedicated to Kalyn Mueller
I guess we are born with the same genes. The laugh-a-lot genes or else we are chemically imbalanced. I am not sure you can judge for yourselves. After you read the entire story. From start to finish.
Know make yourself a cup hot coca and lets begin.
Have you ever lost a sock in the middle of the night? Well I have and I could tell who did it! But I am going tell you my name first.
My name Kaylin Mueller .
I was about 10 years old at the time robbery occurred.
I heard two miniature sleigh bells on the roof! Oops wrong story!!.
I was Ready for bed in my cute little Barbie Pajamas I heard a noise!
It sounded like a burp more than anything.
I was pretty sure it was Evan because Evan always burps the ABC'S at bedtime to help him fall asleep.
I personally prefer Rock -A By - Baby. Myself But what ever works for him ! Works for me! I am good big sister!I am nice and polite to him and I always put him first! I have too because he is my only brother and one is enough for me!
He is a weird kid but we still like him. Any way he came with a know return policy!
So not could not take him back if wanted to! I guess I am stuck with him for know! I would take him back in a heartbeat!
He always messes up all my cool stuff. But I guess I've grown a custom to his face and the cute blond hair and a custom to his crawling around the house. Sorry I got side tracked again, I was thinkng about the fudge bars for after dinner. Well any way. I got into Bed and before I turned off my night-light. My night- light turned back on! I looked down at my feet and my favorite Barbie socks!
You will never guess what happen to them next guess just just guess!
Sock -Thing -took them! Right under nose or feet in my case.
I screamed so loud I almost woke the dead. But I didn't. I did not want to disturb there remm cycle! I always try to be polite because sleep is so important these days!

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