Southern Comforts

Southern Comforts

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by JoAnn Ross
     
 

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Welcome to Raintree, Georgia. To her fans, Roxanne Scarbrough is the Genteel Southern Queen of good taste--she's built an empire around the how-to's of gracious living. To her critics--and there are many--Roxanne is Queen Bitch. And now somebody wants her dead. Enjoy some southern comforts--if you can take the heat! From the author of Confessions.

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Welcome to Raintree, Georgia. To her fans, Roxanne Scarbrough is the Genteel Southern Queen of good taste--she's built an empire around the how-to's of gracious living. To her critics--and there are many--Roxanne is Queen Bitch. And now somebody wants her dead. Enjoy some southern comforts--if you can take the heat! From the author of Confessions.

Editorial Reviews

Publishers Weekly - Publisher's Weekly
Shallow and sketchy plotting undermine Ross's (Legacy of Lies) otherwise well-written romantic intrigue. One wonders if the murder emphasized on the back cover, but occurring quite late in the story, were actually an afterthought. Celebrity journalist Chelsea Cassidy has been asked to write Roxanne Scarborough's (the Diva of Domesticity) biography. Meanwhile, architect Cash Beaudine, Chelsea's sexy, never-to-be-forgotten college lover, has been hired to restore Roxanne's Southern plantation house. While sparks fly between Cash and Chelsea, Roxanne's pasta forgotten husbandrears his low-life head only to be found dead in the ashes of the plantation house. Had the plot allowed for more development, the reader could have become engrossed in figuring out the perpetrator and the reason for the murder, but as it stands, it's hard to care. (Sept.)
From the Publisher
"[Ross] masterfully weaves a tale of momentum and curves. Between the intrigue and the steamy romance, you'll be left breathless." -RT Book Reviews on Confessions

"JoAnn Ross takes her audience on a thrilling roller-coaster ride that leaves them breathless." -Affaire de Coeur on Confessions

"A steamy, fast-paced read." -Publishers Weekly on No Regrets

"A moving story with marvelous characters that should not be missed." -RT Book Reviews, 4 1/2 stars, on No Regrets

"JoAnn Ross masterfully paints a pictures of a magical, mystical land. With delightful touches of folklore storytelling, Ms. Ross tells a tale that delivers laughter, tears and so much joy."
-RT Book Reviews on A Woman's Heart

"A Woman's Heart will find a place in every fan's heart, as it is an extraordinary tale that will charm the audience. This is one time the luck of the Irish will shine on every reader."-Affaire de Coeur

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9780786267149
Publisher:
Gale Group
Publication date:
08/02/2004
Edition description:
Large Print Edition
Pages:
572
Product dimensions:
5.46(w) x 8.68(h) x 1.17(d)

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The Power Behind The Pretty Face

Roxanne Scarbrough is the doyenne of decoration, the maven of modern style. In addition to her monthly magazine, Southern Comforts, several New York Times bestselling how-to books, videotapes and a syndicated weekly television program, America's favorite Steel Magnolia has inked a six-figure deal with Mega-Mart stores. Middle-class shoppers frequenting the booming, 347-store chain can now live and shop the Scarbrough way.

Mega-Mart's budget for the new advertising campaign announcing their Southern Comforts line is 12 million, which should make the folks over at Chiat/Day a great deal more comfortable. Whatta deal! Whatta gal!

Adweek, March 26, 1996.

For a woman whose public image made Donna Reed look like a slacker, Roxanne Scarbrough proved to be a dragon lady extraordinaire.

Chelsea had never met anyone like America's most famous southern belle. Which, for someone who had managed to survive interviews with both Madonna and Roseanne, was saying something. As she sat on the sofa in Good Morning America's greenroom, waiting for her interview with Charlie Gibson, Chelsea watched Rox-anne's off-screen theatrics in amazement.

Since the limousine had delivered America's most famous lifestyle expert to the studio from her suite at the Plaza an hour ago, she'd thrown a brush at the hairdresser who had quick reflexes and ducked just in time, stomped out of the room when the makeup woman had made the fatal mistake of suggesting a concealer to cover the faint scars from recent eyelid surgery, and managed to deride her personal assistant at every possible opportunity.

The makeup room was too hot. The greenroom too cold. The orange juice was frozen. And the Danish, horror of horrors, were cold.

"Honestly," Roxanne huffed with a brisk shake of her sleek blond bob, "you Yankees have absolutely no sense of style!"

"I expect that's why you've been invited on the program," Chelsea replied blandly. "To bring culture to the philistines."

Only the sharpest ear would have caught Chelsea's veiled sarcasm. The glint in her green eyes would have warned anyone who knew her. As it was, the other woman was so wrapped up in her pique, it flew right over her head.

Roxanne's gaze flicked over Chelsea like a medical researcher checking out the dog pound for potential experimental material.

"A hopeless task," she asserted between bonded teeth, then announced to no one in particular, "This is a shitty time of day."

When she pulled a cigarette from a crushed gold mesh pack and planted it between her lips, her assistant, a harried, pleasantly plump thirty-something woman, leaped to light it. Chelsea noted the lack of a thank-you. Perhaps no one had bothered to inform the southern doyenne of domesticity that slavery had been abolished.

"It fucks up my biorhythms." The proclamation was exhaled on a cloud of noxious blue smoke that came puffing out of both nostrils like dragon fire. Chelsea said nothing. But she did wonder what the Steel Magnolia's legion of fans would think of such earthy language escaping their guru's glossy pink lips.

Roxanne glared around the room, which had nearly emptied; the third guest of the hour—an economist from Harvard scheduled to discuss the potential impact of baby boomers reaching Social Security age—had already sought sanctuary in the restroom down the hall.

"Where the hell is that boy with my tea?"

A moment later, one of the interns returned to the greenroom. His name was Brian, Chelsea had learned. The son of a West Virginia coal miner and truck stop waitress, he was a scholarship student from Penn. He was, he'd told her earlier, thrilled to have won this highly coveted internship. But of course, he'd shared that little nugget of personal information before he'd met Roxanne Scarbrough.

When she glimpsed the red-and-white tea bag tag hanging from the rim of the foam cup in Brian's hand, Chelsea braced herself.

"What the hell is this?" Roxanne demanded.

"Roxanne," her beleaguered assistant, Dorothy Lan-dis, murmured, "it's the tea you asked for."

"This is not tea." Roxanne crushed her cigarette out into a GMA ashtray with enough force to break the slim cylinder in two. Blazing blue eyes hardened to sapphire as they raked the cup the young man was holding.

"Tea is properly brewed in freshly drawn soft—but never chemically softened—water which has been heated in an enameled vessel. The leaves—preferably Imperial Darjeeling—should be dropped into the water just as it arrives at a brisk rolling boil, giving them a deep wheel-like movement, which opens them up for fullest infusion."

Her voice, as it slashed away at the intern, was as sharp and deadly as a whip. "After which time it is poured into a scalded, preheated pot to allow the essential oils to circulate through the liquid."

A very good four-carat diamond sparkled in the overhead fluorescent light as Roxanne reached out and plucked the white cup from the intern's hand. "This is not tea," she repeated. Turning her wrist, she deliberately poured the brown liquid onto his shoes.

What People are saying about this

From the Publisher
[Ross] masterfully weaves a tale of momentum and curves. Between the intrigue and the steamy romance, you'll be left breathless." -RT Book Reviews on Confessions

"JoAnn Ross takes her audience on a thrilling roller-coaster ride that leaves them breathless." -Affaire de Coeur on Confessions

"A steamy, fast-paced read." -Publishers Weekly on No Regrets

"A moving story with marvelous characters that should not be missed." -RT Book Reviews, 4 1/2 stars, on No Regrets

"JoAnn Ross masterfully paints a pictures of a magical, mystical land. With delightful touches of folklore storytelling, Ms. Ross tells a tale that delivers laughter, tears and so much joy."

-RT Book Reviews on A Woman's Heart

"A Woman's Heart will find a place in every fan's heart, as it is an extraordinary tale that will charm the audience. This is one time the luck of the Irish will shine on every reader."-Affaire de Coeur

Meet the Author

New York Times and USA TODAY bestselling author JoAnn Ross has been published in twenty-seven countries. A member of Romance Writers of America's Honor Roll of bestselling authors, JoAnn lives with her husband and three rescued dogs — who pretty much rule the house — in the Pacific Northwest. Visit her on the web at www.joannross.com.

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Southern Comforts 4.3 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 6 reviews.
Guest More than 1 year ago
I loved the way Chelsea and Cash¿s relationship picked back up after all those years. It was also a nice change that Cash realized how he felt fairly early on in the book instead of fighting it to the very end. The descriptions were great. I could feel the heat and smell the flowers!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I loved this book i couldnt put it down i would highly recomend this to anyone and everyone.
dianevit More than 1 year ago
Liked it so much that I got two more books from the author
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Really well put together book. I really enjoyed this book and especially the characters. Romance, relationships, a little suspense
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