Overview

Getting born is trickier than Spanky ever imagined.

Yearning for life, Spanky chooses Nina, a flighty actress just out of college, and Rick, a sax player who changes tires to get by, to be his parents. Only Nina seems to be hung up on her gay guy friend Pablo, and Nina’s best girlfriend Dink is hung up her! Will Nina and Rick get it together in time to conceive Spanky before...
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Overview

Getting born is trickier than Spanky ever imagined.

Yearning for life, Spanky chooses Nina, a flighty actress just out of college, and Rick, a sax player who changes tires to get by, to be his parents. Only Nina seems to be hung up on her gay guy friend Pablo, and Nina’s best girlfriend Dink is hung up her! Will Nina and Rick get it together in time to conceive Spanky before he evaporates? And if this hurdle gets crossed, will they choose to keep him?

There’s not much Spanky can do but watch from above while his fate plays out—and if that’s not scary enough—an unexpected twist of fate makes Spanky have to completely reevaluate his expectations. He’s a girl!

A poignant, hilarious, unforgettable look at life, love, gender, and the essence of what makes us who we are.
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781602824249
  • Publisher: Bold Strokes Books, Inc
  • Publication date: 2/16/2010
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • File size: 302 KB

Meet the Author

Clifford Henderson is the author of two novels, including Foreword Magazine’s Gold Medal Book of the Year, and Lesbian Fiction Readers Choice Winner, The Middle of Somewhere. She lives and plays in Santa Cruz, California where she runs The Fun Institute, a school of improv and solo performance, with her partner of nineteen years. In their classes and workshops, people learn to access and express the myriad of characters itching to get out. Her other passions include gardening and twisting herself into weird yoga poses. Her third novel, Maye’s Request, will be in bookstores January 2011.

The audiobook of The Middle of Somewhere, which she narrates, is available through Dog Ear Audio.
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