Stand-up: The World's Funniest Quotes

Stand-up: The World's Funniest Quotes

by NICOTEXT
     
 

##Nicotext is a Swedish publishing company that harvest fresh ideas in the areas of humor, culture and entertainement around the globe, With the goal of creating new and innovative book projects, the company creates books not found anywhere else, books the publishers and founders would want to buy themselves. Nicotext are makers of the new generation coffee-table… See more details below

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##Nicotext is a Swedish publishing company that harvest fresh ideas in the areas of humor, culture and entertainement around the globe, With the goal of creating new and innovative book projects, the company creates books not found anywhere else, books the publishers and founders would want to buy themselves. Nicotext are makers of the new generation coffee-table books. Nicotext releases 15 new titles every year, many of which are likely to change the world. Series editor: Nicotext editorial team.#Stand-up is a really, really funny book, belive us. It contains some of the world's funniest quotes from some of the funniest comedians. Just take a look at these:

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
A. Whitney Brown

I went to the 30th reunion of my preschool. I didn't want to go, because I've put on like a hundred pounds.
-Wendy Liebman

I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone. -Elayne Boosler

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married,
have a job, not have a job, be married with children,
unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison. -Tim Allen

I date this girl for two years -- and then the nagging starts:
"I wanna know your name..." -Mike Binder

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Product Details

ISBN-13:
9789185869220
Publisher:
NICOTEXT, Limited
Publication date:
09/28/2008
Pages:
180
Product dimensions:
4.00(w) x 6.00(h) x 2.00(d)

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Nicotext is a Swedish publishing company that harvest fresh ideas in the areas of humor, culture and entertainement around the globe, With the goal of creating new and innovative book projects, the company creates books not found anywhere else, books the publishers and founders would want to buy themselves. Nicotext are makers of the new generation coffee-table books. Nicotext releases 15 new titles every year, many of which are likely to change the world. Series editor: Nicotext editorial team.

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