Steel Rainbow: The Legendary Underground Guide to Becoming an '80s Rock Star

Steel Rainbow: The Legendary Underground Guide to Becoming an '80s Rock Star

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by Jordan Hart
     
 

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Looking back at '80s Hair Metal, one thing is apparent—every band looked and sounded exactly the same. According to legend, this is because of a secret text written by an anonymous record label in 1984 that promised fame and fortune to anyone who followed it word-for-word. As the music scene started to change in the '90s, this text faded into obscurity, never

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Looking back at '80s Hair Metal, one thing is apparent—every band looked and sounded exactly the same. According to legend, this is because of a secret text written by an anonymous record label in 1984 that promised fame and fortune to anyone who followed it word-for-word. As the music scene started to change in the '90s, this text faded into obscurity, never to be read and followed again…until now. Here, in all its glory, is a replica of that original text, painstakingly rewritten word-by-word for today's retro music hopefuls to follow. The text, which covers everything from how to write music to how to dress, includes the following illustrated tips:On How to Look:Be sure to showcase your chest 75 percent of the time.On How to Write Music:Usë excëssivë ümlaüts in söng titlës.Write a song for all the ladies out there, and declare it in the intro.On How to Play: Multiply the number of amps you need by six.

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Hilarious and insightful. It breaks down absolutely everything that's awesome and ridiculous (and awesomely ridiculous) from the Golden Age of '80s Hair Metal." —Daniel Wallace, New York Times-bestselling author of Star Wars: The New Essential Guide to Characters

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9780762780730
Publisher:
Rowman & Littlefield Publishers, Inc.
Publication date:
06/05/2012
Pages:
208
Product dimensions:
5.80(w) x 6.90(h) x 0.50(d)

Meet the Author

Jordan Hart is the founder of 10PercentNerd.com, a central online community for partial nerds everywhere with interests in pop culture, video games, music and movies, comic books, humor, and retro awesomeness. He has a regular gig as the "nerd world contributor" on The Kramp & Alder Morning Show on Milwaukee's number one alternative rock music station. Follow him on Twitter: @Jordan_Hart / #Steel Rainbow

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