Still at the Cottage: Or the Cabin, the Shack, the Lake, the Beach, or Camp

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In 1989, Charles Gordon wrote a book about the joys of life at the cottage called, well, At the Cottage. It was a huge success, selling thousands of copies every year since then. A copy sits, dog-eared and smeared with sunscreen, in every cottage worthy of the name, right beside the bird book with the missing pages.

Now, showing the same creative spirit when it comes to names, comes Still at the Cottage. Readers will be surprised to learn that some things have changed in cottage...

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Overview

In 1989, Charles Gordon wrote a book about the joys of life at the cottage called, well, At the Cottage. It was a huge success, selling thousands of copies every year since then. A copy sits, dog-eared and smeared with sunscreen, in every cottage worthy of the name, right beside the bird book with the missing pages.

Now, showing the same creative spirit when it comes to names, comes Still at the Cottage. Readers will be surprised to learn that some things have changed in cottage country, which is now real estate. Suburbanism proceeds apace; the store at the dock now stocks lawncare items (this is bad). But it also stocks more fruits and vegetables (this is good).

Gordon pokes affectionate fun at the surprising new technology available to people heading for the simple life at the cottage. He even proposes a solution to solve neighbour conflicts: some lakes should be zoned as napping lakes, others as jet ski lakes, others possibly as jerk lakes, and so on.

Monster cottages may gobble up rocks and trees, and traffic on and to the lake may be much worse. But this book, like the slap of the screen door, will remind you instantly why the cottage is a special place that needs a copy of this very funny book.

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Editorial Reviews

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"Still at the Cottage is as warm and wistful as an evening spent by the lake, among friends and family, amid the low glow of a long lingering summer's day. Funny, reflective and always insightful, this is Charles Gordon at the top of his game."
Will Ferguson

“Charles Gordon is the funniest writer I know. He’s so Stephen Leacock – just check out the chapter about ‘The Royal Commission on Cottages’ – that Leacock himself would delight in this welcome return visit to Cottage Country. Still at the Cottage is even funnier than Gordon’s brilliant At the Cottage, a necessary update to a Canadian phenomenon that seems to change every time a screen door slams or, heaven forbid, a cellphone rings. So top up that drink, head for the hammock – and be prepared to fall off laughing!”
–Roy MacGregor
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780771034145
  • Publisher: McClelland & Stewart Ltd.
  • Publication date: 5/28/2006
  • Pages: 176
  • Product dimensions: 6.00 (w) x 8.90 (h) x 0.50 (d)

Meet the Author

Charles Gordon, a survivor of more years of cottage life than he cares to count, lives in Ottawa. For many years a writer for the Ottawa Citizen, he is the author of several books, including The Canada Trip.
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The New Rules for Cottage Guests (and the New Rules for Cottage Hosts)

Times have changed at the cottage and faster than you may have realized. There are new gizmos, new blights, new diseases, new perils of all sorts. All of these create both new pressures and new opportunities for cottage guests. There are more wrong things that can be done, more ways to avoid being invited back. That may be what you want, of course.

Early in the nineties, a list of rules I wrote for cottage guests was published in Cottage Life and subsequently re­published in a book called How to Be Not Too Bad, a Canadian version of those ubiquitous guides to excellence. Most of the rules still apply, but progress has brought about a need for modifications. To refresh your memory, here are the old rules for cottage guests, juxtaposed with the new ones.

1. (The old rule) ­Don’t expect your hosts to meet you on time. Their metabolism has slowed, and they have lost their sense of urgency.

1. (The new rule) ­Don’t phone from the car. They went to the cottage to get away from people who phone from the car.
2. Do not feel it is necessary to show up in nautical gear.

2. Tilley hats are for amateurs. The proper cottage hat has an unfamiliar logo and grease stains, to show that you’re prepared to get dirty. You can still hope that nobody takes you up on it.

3. Comment only favourably upon the cottage and its surroundings, avoiding words such as quaint and cute.

3. What you really want to know about the cottage is what it cost. You are not allowed to ask, although that information may well be volunteered. If the cottage is so modern it ­doesn’t look like a cottage at all, ­don’t say that. No matter how comfortable the cottage is, its occupants want to feel they are roughing it.

4. Do not feel that you have to comment upon everything, even favourably.

4. That lovely piece of driftwood may have cost several thousand dollars at a downtown gallery. ­Don’t ask who dragged it in off the beach.

5. Normal rules of conversation apply: Dinner is not “grub”; a beer before dinner is not a “drinkie-­poo.”

5. Cottage food is often simpler and need not be analyzed in detail. The same goes for wine.

6. Dinner table conversation is about what happens at the cottage, not what happens at the office.

6. Never, under any circumstances, look at your BlackBerry when others are watching. Never, under any circumstances, talk about what you just saw when you looked.
7. Unless otherwise instructed, help with the dishes. Comments about the lack of a dishwasher are not helpful.

7. Just because dinner is over, ­doesn’t mean you can turn on your cellphone. ­Don’t forget to volunteer to empty the dishwasher.

8. Sex is permissible, but walls are thin.

8. Cottage bathrooms, if there are any, are communal. Govern yourself accordingly. ­Don’t leave your Viagra on the counter.

9. The only answer to “How did you sleep?” is “Fine.”

9. An equally relevant reply is that your back feels much better. You might be tempted to discuss what you’ve been working on at the gym, but avoid the temptation. If (see rule 10), you are reluctant to talk about your back, talk about what a fine day it looks like it will be. This, however, is not the time to talk about how your cellphone is so great that you can get the Weather Network on it and you know what the forecast is. ­Don’t tell, unless you can make your forecast sound like you got it from looking at cloud formations and testing the wind with your finger.

10. Suss out quickly whether your hosts expect you to participate in work projects. ­Don’t suggest any of your own (they may already have been done, only badly).

10. Too bad you mentioned how much better your back is feeling.

11. Avoid comparisons with the docks, boats, children, dogs, fish, canoes, and other features you have seen at other cottages.
11. That fascinating article you read in Cottage Life about the ideal septic system — keep it to yourself.

12. Size up the prevailing ethic — are you here for loud fun, quiet naps, reading, drinking, working? Then conform.

12. You may have to spend a weekend without high-­speed Internet. Suck it up.

13. Try to interact peaceably and not judgmentally with the host’s children, no matter what their chosen forms of activity.

13. This is not the time to discuss the new parenting philosophy you stumbled across on the Internet. Nor is it the time to apply it.

14. Be prepared to play games after dinner. Every cottage has them.

14. Two things: First, games that are on your cellphone ­don’t count. Second, winning should not be too important to you at the cottage. However, if you want to win, go easy on the wine.

The rules for cottage hosts
Guests are not the only people with responsibilities at the cottage. Hosts also have the ability to ruin everything. There are rules for them too:

1. (The old rule) Stop bragging about the scenery. You ­didn’t invent it.

1. (The new rule) Stop bragging about how you improved on the scenery. Some people liked that tree where it was.

2. You ­don’t have to show guests photographs of the cottage. They are at it.

2. If your cottage ­doesn’t have a website yet, ­don’t worry. Your guests might find that refreshingly primitive.

3. Let guests know what the house rules are. Do you always flush? Do you like raccoons? ­Don’t let your guests violate some unwritten rule and then laugh at them for it.

3. It’s really important to warn guests that they are in for a vegetarian weekend, and that the kids are never told to wait.

4. ­Don’t tease them about sleeping in if you ­didn’t warn them that you get up early.

4. If you got up early to check your messages, spare your guests the details.

5. The rules of badminton and cribbage ­don’t change, even though it’s your cottage.

5. Video games at the cottage: an idea whose time still ­hasn’t come.

6. ­Don’t tell your guests how much fun other guests were.

6. That will all be covered on the website anyway.

7. Guests ­aren’t afraid, on this special occasion, to overeat; ­don’t be afraid, on this special occasion, to overfeed.

7. Judging by the passion with which people hold to their diets, food has become the new religion. In the interest of religious tolerance, find something else to talk about.
8. ­Don’t apologize for the weather. Guests know it’s not your fault, and they are willing to concede that it is always better than this.

8. Avoid the temptation to entertain your guests with recitations of the damage done by acid rain, zebra mussels, and whatever kind of moth is bothering you this year.

9. Guests ­don’t need to know as much about the waste disposal system as you think they do.

9. Because of technological advances and the reliability of the power supply, it’s not a bad idea to put that outhouse back up, just in case.

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