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Sometimes, we fall in love on mission trips even though we know we’ll break up when we get back. Sometimes, you have to shot block a friend’s prayer because she’s asking God to bless an obviously bad dating relationship. Sometimes, you think, “I wish I had a t-shirt that said ‘I direct deposit my tithe’ so people wouldn’t judge me.”

Sometimes, the stuff that comes with faith is funny.

This is that stuff.


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Sometimes, we fall in love on mission trips even though we know we’ll break up when we get back. Sometimes, you have to shot block a friend’s prayer because she’s asking God to bless an obviously bad dating relationship. Sometimes, you think, “I wish I had a t-shirt that said ‘I direct deposit my tithe’ so people wouldn’t judge me.”

Sometimes, the stuff that comes with faith is funny.

This is that stuff.

Jonathan Acuff’s Stuff Christians Like is your field guide to all things Christian. In it you’ll learn the culinary magic of the crock-pot. Think you’ve got a Metro worship leader—Use Acuff’s checklist. Want to avoid a prayer handholding faux pas? Acuff has you covered.

Like a satirical grenade, Acuff brings us the humor and honesty that galvanized more than a million online readers from more than 200 countries in a new portable version. Welcome to the funny side of faith.

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Publishers Weekly
After creating his answer to the blog "Stuff White People Like," Christian blogger Acuff saw his satirical Web site become a popular Internet destination. His best essays, accompanied by childlike illustrations, comprise this book, which maintains the structure of his short posts. From sexual purity to crock pots to clapping during worship, Acuff uses a standup comedy style to laugh with Christians at their private conventions. Readers will learn the unspoken rules of Christian living, including the (in)appropriate use of God's name to avoid a speeding ticket and obligations to "think about going into full-time ministry at least once every three years." Entries such as the diagram of a metrosexual worship leader mimic the truth-telling wit of the Web site and will appeal most to young Christian hipsters. Sarcasm masks a deeper layer of commentary that exposes hypocrisies and faith flaws, and readers may want to amend these behaviors to avoid becoming the subject of Acuff's newest jokes on his blog. Acuff's ability to point out unbecoming idiosyncrasies while inducing a knee slap is stuff readers will like.
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Christianity Today
Yes, the popular blog-turned-paperback Stuff Christians Like is a direct rip-off of the even more popular blog-turned-paperback Stuff White People Like. And yes, one of the things Christians like is making their own versions of “secular” intellectual property. Acuff’s is not the first book of insider evangelical observational humor (see Patricia Klein, Joel Kilpatrick, Matthew Paul Turner), but his background as a trend hunter at an advertising company makes it sharper than most. It’s also far more accurate sociology than all the sour-faced “explaining evangelicalism” books that came out after Bush’s reelection.
Christianity Today
Yes, the popular blog-turned-paperback Stuff Christians Like is a direct rip-off of the even more popular blog-turned-paperback Stuff White People Like. And yes, one of the things Christians like is making their own versions of 'secular' intellectual property. Acuff's is not the first book of insider evangelical observational humor (see Patricia Klein, Joel Kilpatrick, Matthew Paul Turner), but his background as a trend hunter at an advertising company makes it sharper than most. It's also far more accurate sociology than all the sour-faced 'explaining evangelicalism' books that came out after Bush's reelection. -- Christianity Today
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780310319948
  • Publisher: Zondervan
  • Publication date: 3/5/2010
  • Pages: 208
  • Sales rank: 380,438
  • Product dimensions: 5.40 (w) x 8.40 (h) x 0.80 (d)

Meet the Author

Jonathan Acuff

For the last ten years, Jonathan Acuff has written advertising for clients ranging from the Home Depot to Chick-fil-A. In addition to his many day jobs, he also writes a blog called He and his wife live with their two daughters outside of Atlanta, Georgia.

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Stuff Christians Like

By Jonathan Acuff


Copyright © 2010 Jonathan Acuff
All right reserved.

ISBN: 978-0-310-31994-8

Chapter One


One time I went to an R-rated movie with a friend who works at a church. On the way out he noticed two people who knew him. He grabbed me before they recognized us and we hid out until we thought they were gone. Turns out they waited for us in the hall. I didn't work at a church, so all I had done was commit a regular sin. My friend had broken some sort of church employee, "Never see the movie Desperado starring Latin sensation Antonio Banderas" covenant, so I immediately threw him under the bus and said, "It's embarrassing, really, seeing pastors behave like this. The three of us are all just normal Christians; this guy is a professional. He should be ashamed of himself." Then I swore for emphasis, but it was one of the okay swears, so it wasn't that big of a deal.


If you want to become a professional church grumbler, not just some amateur occasionally throwing rocks at the worship service, minister, or other attributes of the church, there's one key phrase you need to know:

"I'm not being fed."

This simple complaint-the teaching is lacking, the sermons are thin, the worship music is not uplifting enough, or a million other things that people find inadequate-is the official complaint of church grumblers the world over. If we could figure out a way to monetize it, we could permanently end world poverty. Forget cold fusion; if we could generate energy every time someone says this phrase, we'd be able to break our dependence on foreign oil in about four minutes.

It's such a perfect thing to say because it deflects any attention away from me, while at the same time creating false humility and making me seem spiritually mature and advanced. "It's not you, it's me. I just want to learn. I'm admitting that I am incomplete. I'm hungry for deep, real spiritual teaching. I'm humbly confessing that I'm not getting enough out of church. Please help me get the rich faith-building experiences that I so desperately need."

Just be careful who you say this to. Pastors are starting to get wily. When people tell my friend, "I'm not being fed," he replies, "I'm perfectly happy to spoon feed my one-year-old. But if I'm still spoon-feeding him when he's five, we've got a problem. Here's a fork. Feed yourself."


For Christians, it's completely okay to watch R-rated movies, but only if they got that rating because of violence. If they're rated R because someone is getting their head cut off or there's a battle scene that's so gory, blood splashes on the camera lens, don't worry. God's cool with that. However, if the movie is rated R because of sexuality ... well, I hope you enjoy your fold-out couch bed in hell. It's gonna be a hot one, my friend. A hot one, indeed.

I'm not sure where this rule came from, but it's true. Not only do Christians watch violent R-rated movies, we'll quote them from the pulpit, build sermon series around them-even show clips from them during service. I call it The Braveheart Rule, and my theory is that it's because of the Old Testament.

Have you ever read any of the Old Testament? It's hardcore. Samson smashes people in the head with a donkey jawbone. A priest runs a spear through two people having sex. David carries Goliath's head around like a bowling ball. It's violent. I think that Christians read that and assume, "Cool. God's down with some wanton violence. R-rated movies, here we come!"

But if there's any nudity, if a single nipple makes a cameo at any point, forget it. Throw that piece of nonsense in the trash. That is horrible. We'll have to wait until they show the edited version on TBS.


You know what I don't like about fundamentalist Christians? They're so judgmental. I really don't like when people do that. Don't they know we're supposed to be about love and not judgment? Jesus called us to love him with all our heart and all our mind and all our soul. And to love others! Don't they get that? It's about love!

I'm just so sick of their negative attitudes.

They hate dancing too. Did you know that? I'm not making that up or perpetuating a stereotype. They all hate dancing. They even made a documentary about it one time starring John Lithgow and Hollywood's Kevin Bacon. Gripping stuff really, but I doubt any fundamentalists saw it because they hate popular culture. Ugh, I can barely stand how judgmental they are.

You know they don't drink alcohol, right? Oh no, don't ever offer them a glass of wine or a pint of beer. They'll throw that right back in your face. That's kind of a litmus test I use to determine whether you're a fundamentalist or not. If I suggest we have a glass of red wine and you refuse, then I know. I know exactly what you're all about and I can read the depths of your spiritual walk just by that simple refusal. You're a fundamentalist and you're judgmental.

Sure, I don't know many fundamentalists personally, because I can't stand being around people who are judgmental, but I caught a few seconds of a church service on television once. I think it was a church in Texas. Most fundamentalists either live in Texas or are planning to move to Texas at some point in their lives. But even though I haven't been to a fundamentalist church in, I don't know, ever, you don't need to go to one to know what they're all about. Fire, brimstone, and above all, being judgmental.

Don't you just hate how judgmental fundamentalists are?

I wish they were more open-minded.


Many Christians reach a point in their small group relationship where they realize, "This isn't working for me anymore. I need to see other small groups."

It's a tricky situation, fraught with unique challenges. Do you take the passive-aggressive route-just stop showing up? Make excuses until eventually they stop calling? Can you skip group without looking like you're skipping God, because you still love him, right? Do you organize a mutiny and try to take other couples with you? "I can't keep studying the book of Job. I'm making a break for it; we're starting a new group and heading to the border of the New Testament. I think we've got room for two other people in our car. Three if someone will sit in the way back, but Hank and Stacy aren't going to be able to make it. Don't look back. Just run. Run!"

Do you work hard to make them want to dump you? When you host it at your house, do you serve the most disgusting dessert possible, kidney strawberry pie or blackberry beet pudding? Do you start oversharing at group until eventually they ask you to leave out of awkwardness? "I want to talk about some bowel issues I'm having. Anyone else know what I'm talking about? Bowel issues? Here are some detailed observations I had in the bathroom this morning. I took pictures." Do you bring your own poetry and tell people, "God laid this fourteen-page poem about the death of my cat on my heart; I'd really like to read it to you tonight. It's written in Klingon, so it might be a little hard to understand the first time around."

Do you start seeing other groups on the side? And do you keep your broken group going because you like talking about football with one of the guys and your wife likes the recipes one of the girls gives her? You can find substance elsewhere. Just start small grouping all over town until you find one you like, and once you do, you can dump the old one.

If all else fails, I guess you could just be honest. But that's only if you don't know a good recipe for pork pineapple white chocolate chip cookies. People hate those things. Serve a warm plate of those to your small group and it will be over by bite two.


I'm not going to lie to you. I don't know the exact numbers on this study. There were no Bunsen burners or beakers or statistical flow models plotting percentage of hate mail sent by satanists vs. percentage of hate mail sent by Christians. But I can say without a doubt that when it comes to the hate mail I've had emailed or posted online about things I've written, 100 percent of it has not come from satanists and the majority has come from fellow Christians.

That feels backwards. I don't have any friends who vocally worship satan, to whom I give the middle finger of grammar with a lowercase s, but I assume that there's a lot of hate involved. I have to imagine that when you serve the father of lies there's a lot of lying and criticism and outright nastiness in all forms. Hate for satanists is kind of like Frisbee for Christians. It's just something you do when you sign up. And yet the most frustrated, hope-you-fall-in-a-deep-hole-full-of-cougars-on-crystal-meth hate mail I get is from other Christians.

Which makes no sense. After all, love is right there in our bylaws. We're supposed to love God, love our neighbor, and love ourselves. Pretty simple, but maybe that's too hard to try all at once.

What if this year we set our sights on something reasonable, like, "Let's send less hate mail than devil worshippers"? I admit, that might not be the kind of goal you can slap on the bottom of a Thomas Kinkade poster and sell at craft fairs, but at least it's attainable. I hope.


Dang you, American Apparel! Ten years ago we would have boycotted you back to the Stone Age. Ask Kmart. We would have risen up against your suggestive advertising and probably had a good old-fashioned product bonfire. There would have been billboards and picketing and yelling, but when it comes to you, we can't muster up a boycott. Your shirts are just so soft and comfortable!

And it's not like you're shy about what you do. We know about how you've used Penthouse magazine covers as décor in your stores. We know that when you realized your anti-sweatshop messaging wasn't increasing revenue, you made a deliberate decision to sell using sex. In Fast Company magazine your CEO, Dov Charney, was honest enough to say, "That's the problem with the anti-sweatshop movement. You're not going to get customers walking into stores by asking for mercy and gratitude. If you want to sell something, ethical or otherwise, ... appeal to people's self-interest."

We tried to dismiss that last part; you can define "self-interest" a lot of different ways, but then the author of that article confirmed our fears:

"Sure, he [the CEO of American Apparel] hoped quality or social consciousness or a distaste for logos would each attract some consumers. But he also hoped that selling a sexed-up version of youth culture to young people would attract others, and hopefully in greater numbers."

Dang you, American Apparel! I was ready for the boycott, I was, but then the last six T-shirts I got from Christian ministries were printed on American Apparel merchandise, and each one was more comfortable than the last.

Can you at least let us pretend that, when we place an order via cafePress or another printing press, the owner calls you and lets you know that we're reaching out to you in love and that our purchase is actually kind of a witnessing tactic? Will you give us that?

If not, please know that when I put on an American Apparel T-shirt I don't think about the financial support I'm giving a sex-based marketing machine. I think to myself, "I am being in this T-shirt, but not of this T-shirt." And dang, it is buttery soft!


Christians sometimes like to feel small, quiet waves of pity for any church that doesn't have skyrocketing attendance numbers.

That's why every time my wife and I drive by the small Baptist church near my neighborhood on Sunday mornings on the way to the megachurch we attend, I think: Shouldn't the camera crew or the guy who runs the laser show be at church by now? The parking lot is empty at 8:00. Granted it only holds about forty cars, but shouldn't the host team be there already to get the traffic cones set up? Who is going to turn on all the flat screen televisions or get the crane they use for simulcasting the service to other campuses in the right position? Then I remember, that's right, they don't have a crane or other campuses.

And then I feel sad for them.

If God were really happy with what they were doing, wouldn't they have a building as big as the one I go to church in? Wouldn't they have 15,000 on an average Sunday? Wouldn't they have a staff of 400 instead of 4? Wouldn't God bless that church and make it mega if he were pleased with what they were doing?

He would, and that's pretty much what the Bible teaches. In Luke 15:10 it says, "I tell you, there is rejoicing in the presence of the angels of God over one sinner who repents." I know what you're thinking, "Oh, one person is mega to God." But maybe that "one person" is God math, just like some people will argue that six days of creation could equal the human equivalent of 6,000 days. Maybe we're supposed to interpret "one person" as "one greater metro area."

It can all be very confusing. And I'd love to get some wise counsel on it from my small neighborhood church, but I don't even think they have a New Testament specialist on staff. I'm actually pretty convinced that the pastor is also the guy who mows the lawn. Which is so small you couldn't even hold a night out at the movies event on it. How sad.


I attend a megachurch, which means that occasionally, Christians who like to discount the validity of a large church will debate with me why megachurches suck. People don't ever come out and say, "Megachurches suck," but sometimes I wish they did, because it would be a much shorter monologue than this:

Here's the thing. If a caravan of school buses came to our church one Sunday, thousands of visitors just showed up out of the blue, I'd turn them away. Right then and there, I'd say, "No thanks, we don't want to be a megachurch. Go on, get out of here." I'd probably have to turn on the hose to chase off the stubborn ones, but the last thing I want to do is attend a megachurch.

I am pretty sure God is not happy with those churches. The music is too loud and the service feels like a concert. Without any hymns I'm not really even sure that counts as a time of worship. You can't form real relationships with people when you're surrounded on a Sunday morning by four thousand other members.

And they use lasers. God hates lasers. And in the great commission, in Matthew 28:19 where it says, "Therefore go and make disciples of all nations," Jesus didn't mean "all" as in everyone. He meant all as in "all the people that can fit in an appropriately sized building." What's an appropriately sized building? The one my church is currently in, and don't go getting any ideas about attending. I've got a hose and I'm not afraid to use it.


Christians occasionally swear. They don't do it a lot. I'm not talking about thirty-second tirades laced with profanity. I just mean that every few days they'll say a swear in the middle of a conversation. Why do we do it? I think we want you to know that we know those words exist. We want you to be aware that we are aware they are out there and we know what they mean. Plus, everyone knows that swears are nineteen times more powerful coming out of the mouth of a Christian. That's a scientific fact right there. If you're a nonbeliever and swear a ton, it's just not that big of a deal. If you're a Christian though and you swear, birds fall out of the sky. Trees shake to their roots. Magma gets fourteen degrees cooler under the crust of the earth. Wielding that kind of power is too tempting to ignore.


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All rights reserved. No part of this excerpt may be reproduced or reprinted without permission in writing from the publisher.
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Table of Contents


My Bad....................17
Love On....................71
The Bible....................149
Missional Postmodern Relevance....................170
Saturday Night Cryfest....................187
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  • Posted May 13, 2010


    I am a preacher's kid (now a pastor myself) who has always laughed at these same kinds of things growing up in church. I picked this book up while killing time at Barnes & Noble one day waiting for some people to join me for dinner. I laughed so hard just flipping through it that I had to buy it on the spot. Since then I've shared with numerous church friends and it's provided many good belly laughs.

    If you believe God has a sense of humor, this book is for you!

    4 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted July 31, 2011

    Warning: Wear a pair of Depends when reading. It's that funny.

    Each chapter is as good as the next. If you are a Christian and you can't see yourself in this book, you must not be doing it right. For you, this is an instruction book, not a satire. Jon Acuff's observations of the silly things that Christians do and say is right on. From the cover that depicts the churchy "side hug" to the special language that Christians have adopted ("travel mercies") is pointedly honest, but not mean spirited. His corresponding blog is a must read, as well. I'm not so sure that it will be a book club selection for your next women's group, but if it is, call me. You are my people and I've been looking for you.

    3 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted August 4, 2011

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    Read this if you ever grew up in church or around Christianity!

    I first borrowed this book from a friend who was staying at our house. It was the paperback version, and while I had a Nook and prefer to read on there, it looked interesting enough to set my Nook aside.

    I read it in about 2 days, laughing the whole time. I liked it so much that I bought it for my Nook and read it again, and then had to go to the website/blog to read more. This is what my life was about! I can relate to so much of what's in here, so many things I've thought myself but not in the same hilarious way they are presented in the book, of course.

    When I started reading, I was hurting from the actions of Christians around me. Through this, I started to lighten up and see that I'm probably not the only one hurting, and it's helped me to see things differently. I highly recommend this book for laughs and also some great things to ponder.

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted August 3, 2011


    Very funny book, I hope that B&N brings out his other books on Nook soon.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted June 23, 2010

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    Review of What Christians Like

    Humorous sarcasm laced every page. I liked how he tackled every aspect of the Christian life. I liked how he made fun of it. Sarcasm is wonderful, but I would have liked to see some sort of declaration of beliefs in the introduction or as an epilogue-something a new believer or searching soul could rest his eyes upon and drink in minus the sarcasm. Sarcastic humor is hard to interrpret and with churches nowadays that pick scripture to fit their theology an explanation would have been a nice addition to Stuff Christians Like. For the most part, his words rang true-hilariously so-and while I liked his book, a couple of entries caused some disquiet like his thoughts on the Old Testament. Let's start with what I liked about the book:

    "He didn't come to take just the good people with him on a bus, and say it was okay if the sick folks like me clung to the side or rode on the roof. He came for us, the broken, the beaten, the severely messed up. Like me. Like you. In Mark 2:17 Jesus says, 'It is not the healthy who need a doctor, but the sick. I have not come to call the righteous, but sinners.' When I bumped into the truth, it changed the way I saw my ruined bowl of ice cream. It was no longer something I needed to stir and try to make perfect. It was no longer something I imagined Jesus and God being disguised by. My wasted years and broken promises were no longer something I needed to hide." (From "Trying Harder," pg. 200)

    My own weary and distrusting heart, bruised and battered by those who have compromised the Bible and its teachings, may have examined certain entries too closely and too seriously. I posted a question on his Facebook to get a clear answer, but I have not heard a response. Maybe the interview will clear the fog and turn on some lights. I will post those questionable entries later this week in my book excerpt and discussion time. I would love to hear your take on it. After I read the Old Testament post to to my husband, he felt confused. There were many entries I could relate to, have experienced myself and with other Christians, and my laughter nearly brought down the rafters.

    "I'm a professional copywriter. I am, in theory, supposed to be a highly honed, detail-dedicated arbiter of punctuation and grammar. That's why I look for typos in the worship songs at church. What's your excuse?" (Pg. 97, Finding Typos In The Worship Music)

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    1 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 26, 2014

    Dang good stuff

    This book is both eye-opening and inspiring. It makes me laugh and makes me ponder how this man knows me way too well to be spilling all my secrets.
    It's good. Get it and read it.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 21, 2013

    Best facial workout ever...prepare to laugh.

    This book was my night time read. I actually had to bury my face in my pillow to keep from waking my husband up with my laughter! But tucked away in all that satire is the mind blowing truth that God loves us more than we could dream of understanding. This lighthearted read will open your eyes to how quirky you are if you're a Christian, or give you "So THAT'S why they're like that!" epiphanies if you're not. Don't think about getting this book. Just do it. Take that, Nike.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 1, 2012

    Refreshingly Funny

    I usually don't take the time to write reviews, but this book is amazing. I love that Acuff can be both acutely sarcastic and touching at the same time. While the first have of the book will have you in stitches on the train, the latter will have you silently thanking God for faithfulness and realizing how much He loves us. If you think Christians can't be funny, think again. This book is wonderful and I wish for another Jonathan Acuff work of art in the near future!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 13, 2012

    Hilarious and true

    Loved reading this book

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 30, 2012

    Humor and truth...

    ...not necessarily in that order. Made me laugh, but more importantly drove me toward real discipleship. I even had to pretend I wasn't crying a few times. Nicely played Mr. Acuff.

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  • Posted February 23, 2012


    I laughed until I literally cried. I would buy anything this man writes.

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  • Posted February 11, 2012

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    Sometimes Christianity can be funny- all of our little habits and ways of speaking. This book is filled with the humor found in faith- including topics such as the culinary magic of the crock-pot, finding typos in worship music, secretly Christian bands, and holding hands.

    Need some help in your spiritual walk? Jonathan Acuff has got you covered. There are go-to lists for which meals to pray before, which position to go for in a prayer circle, and the likely story behind how you came to own 14 copies of the Bible.

    As a first note, I would only recommend this book to those who have been Christians for several years. It's basically about the little habits we can pick up over the years.

    This book is flat-out hilarious. I was laughing out loud during a good quantity of the book. I showed the book to a few of my friends, and they were laughing out loud too. The humor is simply excellent.

    A lot of the sections were great because I found out how many other people do the same things I do. It is a peculiar language we speak, and this book translates it. On a more serious note it pointed out some of the things we as as Christians need to change.

    I will, however, say that a few of the essays seemed a bit over-the-top. The humor is sarcasm, but I think a couple of the things went a bit too far. Though, as I previously stated, this is as much of an eye-opener of what we need to stop doing as it is to get some laughs.

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  • Posted April 13, 2011

    Longtime (or new) Christians must buy!!

    When I realized I was laughing out loud in B&N, I knew I had to buy this book. I laughed until I cried in some sections and might have cried a little for real in the "Saturday night cryfest" section. Acuff is reverent toward God and the church, but he is also satirical (and hilarious) when writing about the things that we do that just need to be seen in good humor. An all-around winner for anyone who grew up going to church.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 9, 2011

    A lot of fun

    As a life-long evangelical, this book was a blast to read. Just about everything hits home. Very entertaining!

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  • Posted January 19, 2011

    Laugh-Out-Loud Hilarious

    Simply put, I loved this book. As Christians, we tend to take ourselves too seriously, and Acuff's list leaves the Christian reader no choice but to laugh at themselves. Enjoy!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 26, 2010

    Stuff Christians Like by Jon Acuff

    I purchased the book today as a gift for my son-in-law, who is also my Pastor. This is one of the funniest books I have read. I was at the point of embarrassment as I skimmed through the book in the bookstore. I was laughing so hard, I had to hide my face behind a tissue, afraid that the other customers looking on would be frightened by my bizarre behavior. I could identify with many of the scenarios in this book as I am sure thousands of American Christians could, also.

    I would highly recommend this book. If you are a Christian and need a laugh, this book is for you.

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  • Posted May 10, 2010

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    I Also Recommend:

    This Book is Ridiculous*!

    (*and that's not a verbal canary - I mean ridiculous: fabulous, laugh-out-loud funny)

    I've been a reader of Acuff's blog for a little while, and while this book doesn't begin to cover the wide variety of satire that can be found there, it does make for a nice little appetizer. If you're a Christian and you happen to pick up this book unaware of just what "Stuff Christians Like" is all about, be prepared to be a little uncomfortable in places. We have our own lingo and our own way of doing things and at times it can get a little ridiculous (read: traditional definition of "ridiculous"). I haven't been a Christian for terribly long, but there are times when the culture sucks me in, and when I see myself through the "Stuff Christians Like" lens I have to step back from the "Christian-eze" and "Religiosity" of the game and ask myself what it's really all about. And that's what makes this book good. It helps me to be able to laugh at the things I do that are a little silly and think a little harder about the things I'm doing that I might need to change because they're so silly they're stupid.

    Apart from the conviction, be prepared to just laugh out loud. You'll never be able to participate in a prayer circle the same way again - you'll always be listening for those seven people. And the next time you need to make a quick getaway, don't forget to carry that handful of silver glitter in your pocket. It'll make the whole operation go down a whole lot more smoothly.

    I'm tellin' you - this book is just worth it. It's been on the common room in my dorm since I bought it, and I hear constant chuckles coming from out there all the time. Buy it to share - we all need to learn to laugh at ourselves a little better.

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  • Posted April 10, 2010

    Truly LOL funny!

    I have the audio version of this book and I highly recommend it. I love the Stuff Christians Like blog and when the book came out, I was all over it. Listening to an author read his own book is, in my opinion, the closest you will ever get to what they want to say. Inflection, pronunciation, and emphasis all play a huge part of the audio experience.
    I enjoyed every minute of the book. My laughing out loud while washing dishes or making dinner drew many dubious looks from my children, but I just said "Razzle Dazzle" and shooed them out of the kitchen.
    If you're unlucky enough to only have the hard copy of the book, that's ok too. We really don't believe in luck, anyway.
    Whatever form you can get of this book, do it. Your ab workout of laughter will thank you.
    I don't want to make you believe that it's all side hugs and worship eagles. There is serious matter dealt with in the pages(or mp3 file) of this work. Jonathan's desire to love on the reader comes across.
    A thoroughly enjoyable read with encouragement and love thrown in.
    There's something for all. "This book's for you."

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  • Posted March 21, 2010

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    Don't Judge a Book by Chapter Titles

    If you read Jon Acuff's blog (I do) and have nosed around it (I did) you will find this statement on the "About" page:

    "Does the stuff we like, ever get in the way of the God we love?
    That's the question Stuff Christians Like is all about."

    Jon has leveraged his humor to be used to impact and challenge others for the glory of God. If you read the article he wrote last year on Catalyst's could "hear" his heart. Jon writes as a recovering-preacher's-kid who has come full-circle to call himself and everyone one of us to the flying-carpet about the traditions, legalism, and other nonsense that we add to our faith.

    "Stuff Christians Like" succeeds where the blog leaves off. It is a compressed view of what he writes everyday at 4:30 a.m. after his morning devotional and before he leaves for his I.T. job in the cubicle-farm.

    I had to pause after reading some of the chapters, because I was still laughing and then at the same time I had to go back and re-read it and found that I was laughing and learning. That's what strikes me about this author-blogger-father-husband is that while he is sarcastic, he is also painfully transparent with us about what some of the struggles look like. Take for instance,

    "My friend had broken some sort of church employee, 'Never see the movie Desperado starring Latin sensation Antonio Banderaas covenant' so I immediately threw him under the bus and said, "It's embarrassing, really, seeing pastors behave like this."

    This book reminds to stop taking ourselves so seriously, let go of the stuff that we tack-on the our faith, and be real with the God who saves us.

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  • Posted March 20, 2010

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    Hilarious satire from gifted writer

    "If you buy this book, God will make you rich."

    And so begins a wild, satirical ride through the world of all things Christian. In "Stuff Christians Like", popular blogger and first-time author Jon Acuff explores the oft-unspoken funny side of faith, navigating the treacherous waters of church life, prayer circle etiquette, and proper side-hug technique (see book cover), among other things. Through a collection of over 100 short essays and a handful of amusing illustrations, Jon pokes fun at many of the odd things that Christians like to think, say, and do.

    In the book, Jon recognizes that among the many labels Christians get branded with today, one of the rarest is "funny", noting that Christians are rarely associated with "an abundance of humor or wit or satire." Psalm 126 reveals that ancient nations recognized the goodness of God through the laughter of His people. Today, however, many non-believers see Christians as sufferers of what Jon calls SCS (Somber Christian Syndrome). SCS sufferers believe that truly being Christian means being serious and reverent all the time, never finding the humor latent within so many of our spiritual situations.

    So, Jon wrote this book to be part of the cure.

    Continuing in the tradition of his blog, Jon pokes fun at himself more than anyone else by finding humor in his own prideful tendencies. He jokes about his desire for literary success by offering alternate subtitles for the book ("Stuff Christians Like: 100% Funnier Than 'The Shack'") or by comparing himself to famous Christian authors ("Stuff Christians Like: The Book C.S. Lewis Would Have Written If He Had Been 40% More Sarcastic or 100% Less Dead").

    As a long-time reader of Jon's blog, one thing I missed from the book was Jon's more serious tone. On the "Stuff Christians Like" blog, Jon uses every Wednesday to write seriously about a particular issue of faith, most of the time dwelling on the reality of God's unbelievable love. The last chapter of the book is titled "Saturday Night Cryfest", which alludes to the mountain-top, emotional peak of typical Christian weekend retreats. This chapter does lean towards the serious side, but its small tastes of seriousness seem like an afterthought to the silliness of the rest of the book.

    Jon is one of the funniest writers I know, but he is also one of the best communicators of God's love. So, while it is difficult to balance snarky, sarcastic humor with serious, honest writing, I would have loved more of Jon's serious side sprinkled amidst the fun (but hopefully that means a second book!).

    Like the "Stuff Christians Like" blog, the book's satirical look at Christian culture clears away the silly clutter of faith, revealing a wondrously loving God underneath it all. If you find Jon's humorous blog postings to be too irreverent, you'll probably find the book to be the same. But if Jon's talent to "see things as they really are" helps you move beyond the awkwardness of being Christian and closer to the uncluttered heart of God, then check out the "Stuff Christians Like" book.

    At the very least, buying a copy may make you rich.

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