Stupid Sex

Stupid Sex

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by Ross Petras, Kathryn Petras
     
 

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A mother, answering her phone, hears her daughter shrieking and screaming. Terrified, she calls the police who arrive at the daughter's house, batter down the door--and find the daughter, nude, in her bedroom having sex with her boyfriend. Apparently her toe hit the automatic dial button for her mother's number on the bedroom phone.A man, swimming in a Florida pool,

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A mother, answering her phone, hears her daughter shrieking and screaming. Terrified, she calls the police who arrive at the daughter's house, batter down the door--and find the daughter, nude, in her bedroom having sex with her boyfriend. Apparently her toe hit the automatic dial button for her mother's number on the bedroom phone.A man, swimming in a Florida pool, sees the pool intake pipe and gets a unique idea. Hours later, after police, firemen, and EMT personnel are called, the man is taken to an area hospital--along with ten feet of pipe attached to a very swollen part of his anatomy.A newly married couple in Turin set up a video camera in their bedroom to tape all of their honeymoon activities. But somehow certain crucial wires got crossed. While they were enjoying their honeymoon sex, so was everyone else in their apartment building: the couple had accidentally connected their camera to the building's cable television system.In the national bestseller The 776 Stupidest Things Ever Said Ross and Kathryn Petras immortalized idiotic utterances by public figures and average citizens alike. The 176 Stupidest Things Ever Done chronicled fiascoes, senseless stunts, and utterly asinine activities from around the globe. Now, Stupid Sex takes on the subject that no one can resist. It's about people who get caught in the act . . . and about people who get caught in the trash disposal. Stupid Sex tells two hundred true stories of extremely dumb (and very funny) sex acts arranged under headings ranging from Airplane Sex to Zoo Bathroom Sex.


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Product Details

ISBN-13:
9780307547613
Publisher:
Crown/Archetype
Publication date:
02/08/2012
Sold by:
Random House
Format:
NOOK Book
Pages:
208
Sales rank:
526,618
File size:
2 MB

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Stupid Sex: The Most Idiotic and Embarrassing Intimate Encounters of All Time 3.4 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 12 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I can't feel my face when im with you but i love it (sing it with me now) from:bluedragon
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Real or nook?
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Hey im 13 year old girl looking for sex any guys plz im horny
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This book was very very funny .lol
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Wat is wrong with you? There could ve children reading this kind of crap. I swear. People can be really stupid.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
There was some funny stories...some i just shook my head like how stupid can one person be? I wish the stories were a little longer...iwas done in over an hour
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Sex is awesome
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
can somebody give me /a bit or some sentences froplz by tommrow morning at 10:30 PLZ!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE YOU HUNEY BOY/GIRL
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This book sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Sex is not stupid sex is so fun even on the bed with a penis and vagina
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Awsome book. Highly reccomend
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
(to bad l cant do 0)