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Overview

Not just stupidity, but obsessive stupidity! Not just random stupidity, but organized stupidity! Here, from the celebrated collectors of the stupidest things ever said, it’s the crème de la crème of stupidities, made even funnier and more compelling in an irresistible top 10 list format. Try one:

The Top 10 Stupidest Actual Book Titles:
1. A Toddler’s Guide to the Rubber Industry
2. Constipation and our Civilization
3. Greek Rural Postmen and Their Cancellation Numbers 4. The Secret of Sphincters
5. A Pictorial Book of Tongue Coating
6. Life and Laughter ’midst the Cannibals
7. Be Bold With Bananas
8. Hand-Grenade Throwing as a College Sport
9. Collect Fungi on Stamps
10. A Study of Hospital Waiting Lists in Cardiff, 1953–1954

Plus lost-in-translation moments. Doubles entendres. Political speeches, foreign menus, traffic signs. Celebrities on literature, on homelessness, on revealing too much about themselves. Mangled clichés and bizarre analogies, the wit of the witless and comedy of the clueless—never before have so many said something so dumb, now in one book.

Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780761165910
  • Publisher: Workman Publishing Company, Inc.
  • Publication date: 10/15/2011
  • Pages: 256
  • Sales rank: 352,251
  • Product dimensions: 6.20 (w) x 6.20 (h) x 0.70 (d)

Meet the Author

Kathryn and Ross Petras, brother and sister, are the specialists in stupidity whose 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said calendar has over 4 million copies in print. Their other books include “Dance First, Think Later,” “Don’t Forget to Sing in the Lifeboats,” and Age Doesn’t Matter Unless You’re a Cheese. Kathryn Petras lives in Manhattan with her husband.

Kathryn and Ross Petras, brother and sister, are the specialists in stupidity whose 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said calendar has over 4 million copies in print. Their other books include “Dance First, Think Later,” “Don’t Forget to Sing in the Lifeboats,” and Age Doesn’t Matter Unless You’re a Cheese. Ross Petras lives in Toronto with his family.

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  • Anonymous

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