A denizen of the suburbs for more than ten years, Peyton Price is the author of the hilarious and touching Suburban Haiku series. Many readers have asked, "Are you my neighbor?" The answer is yes, yes she is. She's the one counting to seventeen on her fingers, grabbing her smartphone, and checking to make sure you can't read the screen. Contact Peyton Price by twitter, facebook, or email at suburbanhaiku.com.
Suburban Haiku: Christmas Specialby Peyton Price
Suburban Haiku: Christmas Special is the perfect introduction to the entertaining Suburban Haiku
Suburban Haiku: Christmas Special is a collection of more than 100 holiday haiku. Frenzied shopping, endless wrapping, holiday card snubs, open house etiquette, competitive decorating, the Santa photo line-From Black Friday to Christmas Day, it's all here.
Suburban Haiku: Christmas Special is the perfect introduction to the entertaining Suburban Haiku series, and an ideal last minute gift for Christmas lovers and Scrooges alike.
When you hang the lights,
turn up the festive music to drown out the swears.
Now don't get tipsy at the neighbor's open house.
You might spill too much.
Thanks for the help, kids.
Now all that's left for Mommy is redo the tree.
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