Sucks to Be Me: The All-True Confessions of Mina Hamilton, Teen Vampire (maybe)

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Mina Hamilton's parents want her dead. (Or undead to be precise.) They're vampires, and like it or not, Mina must decide whether to become a vampire herself. But Mina's more interested in hanging out with best friend Serena and trying to catch the eye of the too-hot-for-high-school Nathan Able than in the vampire training classes she's being forced to take. How's a girl supposed to find the perfect prom date and pass third-year French when her mom and dad are breathing down her ...
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Mina Hamilton's parents want her dead. (Or undead to be precise.) They're vampires, and like it or not, Mina must decide whether to become a vampire herself. But Mina's more interested in hanging out with best friend Serena and trying to catch the eye of the too-hot-for-high-school Nathan Able than in the vampire training classes she's being forced to take. How's a girl supposed to find the perfect prom date and pass third-year French when her mom and dad are breathing down her neck--literally?
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VOYA - Amy Luedtke
In this light-hearted romance, sixteen-year-old Mina struggles with the unusual choice of whether she should "turn" and become a vampire like her parents. Mina's parents are pretty normal and boring, so she has never really given the whole vampire world much thought. Mina's happy complacency abruptly ends when her existence is discovered by the Vampire Council. She realizes that her parents have been hiding her from the Council because it is against the rules for vampires to live with human relatives. Now that the Council is aware of Mina, she is forced to go to weekly vampire classes so that she can make an informed decision by her seventeenth birthday. Although having vampire parents may suck, Mina is having unusually good luck in her love life. Surprisingly Mina meets two promising boys in vampire school, and finally starts a friendship with popular Nathan, on whom she has had a crush for as long as she can remember. Luckily Mina has her best friend, Serena, to help her deal, although she cannot tell Serena the truth about her vampire problem. Mina is an appealing character with a humorous voice, and this story focuses on friendship and romance rather than vampires. The most unbelievable element is not the existence of vampires but how wonderful and kind Mina's family and friends are. This breezy book will be more satisfying to chick-lit fans looking for a quick, fun read than to teens looking for a rich and atmospheric vampire story. Reviewer: Amy Luedtke
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Another toothless vampire novel. Mina's vampire parents (they turned right after her birth) have been busted by the Northwest Regional Vampire Council. Now 16-year-old Mina must attend teen vampire classes and decide (immediately) if she, too, wants to "turn." Plot flaws like why the Council would want permanently adolescent vampires, who would presumably be harder to place via the VRA (Vampire Relocation Agency), are par for the course in this fluffy, "fact"-filled read (sunlight doesn't kill; vampires never sleep). There are three guys to deal with-handsome would-be vampire Aubrey, sweet George, also considering turning, and longtime crush Nathan, whom readers will soon realize crushes Mina's BFF, Serena-and prom to prepare for. Mina's inconsistencies grate (she's a girly-girl with no fashion sense; she's smart enough to get upset at the sexism in Dracula but too dumb to see the obvious even as she narrates it) and the ending is telegraphed a mile away. Still, vampire stories always have readers, and this is pure wish fulfillment-a vampire romance with no biting. (Fantasy. 12-16)
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781455860425
  • Publisher: Brilliance Audio
  • Publication date: 10/30/2012
  • Format: MP3 on CD
  • Age range: 12 - 14 Years
  • Product dimensions: 5.37 (w) x 7.50 (h) x 0.50 (d)

Meet the Author

Kimberly Pauley loves a good book she can sink her teeth into. As her alter-ego, the Young Adult Books Goddess of yabookscentral.com, she has devoured more books than she can count. This is her first novel. She lives in Illinois.

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  • Posted January 2, 2009

    Let there be more Sucks to be Me!!!

    I received Sucks to be Me as a Christmas gift and I am very glad that I got it. This book is absolutely hilarious and VERY well written. All the characters are very real and I saw a lot of myself in Mina. This book is so good; it¿s a no-brainer for a screenwriter. Many people may want to compare Sucks to be Me to Twilight but there is no comparison. Twilight is a poorly written string of words that wants to be called a book and Sucks to be Me is the best book I have read all year! Kimberly Pauley is an amazing author, first time or otherwise. I pray for more of these books.

    8 out of 11 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted January 4, 2009

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    Sucks To Be Me

    When I first heard about this book I thought it was just another book feeding off the popularity of Stephanie Meyer¿s Twilight Saga, but when I actually sat down and read it I liked it a lot. Kimberly Pauly has created a different perspective on the vampire world. This story stars a sixteen year old human girl whose parents and uncle are all vampires. When the Vampire Council becomes aware of her existence she is forced too take classes once a week to help her make an informed decision on whether to turn into a vampire or not. The story is centered more on friendship and family than on vampires and non-vampires. Sucks To Be Me helps you see how friendship and family are intertwined with the major decisions a person makes in their life. I would recommend this book to any girl who wants a quick, fun read. Kimberly Pauly leaves you hoping for a sequel.

    4 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted January 28, 2009

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    ONE OF THE BEST VAMPIRE BOOKS EVER

    I think this book is good and it is sooo ahmazing ! I didnt read twilight or anything by Stephanie Meyer because I thought vampire romance was really dumb and I thought I would never buy a book with vampires in it. I actually tried to read a book by Stephanie Meyer but let me tell you it was the dumb. I was confused and to me it was just upsetting.<BR/><BR/>THEN When I noticed this book I thought okay another vampire book NEVER EVER GONNA HAPPEN!!! until I read the cover and the back and its ounded real good so I bought it and i couldnt stop reading it SINCE!!!<BR/><BR/>Its a bout a 16 year old girl who have two vampires for parents and she has to choose whether or not to become one herself.<BR/><BR/>Okay I'm editing this since I finished the book. It was the most amazing book ever. I hope Kimberly Pauley writes another one!!! This book was very well written and funny!

    3 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted December 3, 2008

    A Really Great Read.

    I thought overall, this was a pretty good book. You can really get into this book, because Mina is really relatable. At points, the story wasn't super exciting our moved to quickly, but it gave you time to really get what was going on. I give it 4 stars and I would totally tell my friends about it.

    3 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted December 22, 2008

    Sucks To Be Me

    I don't really read books, but after reading twilight i liked reading books about vampires. I saw Sucks To Be Me in Barnes and Noble, and my eyes just stared at it for a while and i said to myself "i need to buy that book".<BR/><BR/> Sucks To Be Me is about Mina Hamilton who is a regular high school student that doesn't know what is about to happen to her in the future.. Her parents are vampires, and if you're asking how they became one, here's the answer: Her uncle Mortie got bitten by a girl named Madeleine while doing his job. Then Mortie bit Mina's dad when he found Mortie. After giving birth to Mina, her mom decided to be a vampire with her husband. And that's what happened.<BR/><BR/> Now, Mina has to choose. Be a vampire for the rest of her life, or be human and be abandoned by her parents. She attends a vampire information session with people who are willing to be vampires. She was required to do this, ordered by the Northwest Regional Vampire Council.<BR/><BR/> This book is a really modern vampire book. Hot guys, prom, and friendship... all is included. A book that is surely recommended. :D Be prepared, once you start reading, u won't be able to stop.

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted December 3, 2008

    Sucks to Not Read

    i think that this is a good book. it is an interesting read, because not many people take vampirism to this level: combining it with our society. it was perfect for my book report: the first thing i picked up off of the shelf. i recommend this book for people who like to go back to their teenage years and explore their imagination. thumbs up.

    2 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 10, 2010

    Really, really like this book

    This is the first book I've read by this author and really enjoyed her style of writing. The story keeps moving, not pausing in spots like other authors trying to figure out what to write next.
    All her characters were believeable , interesting and personalities well developed. Looking forward to buying her second book in this series and hope she continues to write.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted June 19, 2010

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    Fun, Believable, Refreshing

    I have to admit that I loved the voice of the protagonist, 16 year old Mina, from the very beginning. Her tendency to make lists of pros and cons and in general, try to weigh the options in front of her was refreshing. Mina faces some of the usual teenage dilemmas -- prom shopping, cute boy crushes but also a very weighty decision, whether to become a vampire or not.

    I also adore Kimberly's mytholgy. Her vampires seem so very, pardon the expression, mundane and that alone makes the world quirky and intriguing. The concept of a Vampire Council and it's very bureaucratic approach to introducing new recruits to a vampire lifestyle was different and made Mina's decision making process much more realistic. Mina's crush on the intriguing Nathan versus her friendship with the "nice boy", George, is a very believable romantic thread. In fact, the characters are so very well created that you expect to see them at your own high school.

    If you love a fun, refreshing, humor-filled take on vampires, pick up Sucks to Be Me. So put on your sunglasses, slather on some sunscreen and head to the nearest park bench on these sunny summer afternoons. Perhaps one of Kimberly's vampires will approach you and engage you in a discussion.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted April 2, 2010

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    This was a TERRIBLE book.

    This was one of the worst books I have ever read, right behind Twilight. The author did not keep me interested and the plot was not one that interests me either. Do NOT read this book if you value your I.Q.

    1 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted March 7, 2010

    A Blast To Read!

    This book was a refreshing change from the run of the mill vampire stories that are flooding the market right now. It was funny and engaging. I loved the character Mina and felt not only her pain and frustration, but her endearing spirit. Loved it! I highly recommend picking it up.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted November 15, 2009

    about the book

    I am a pre teen who just got done reading this book. I have to say it is a really good book when you get to the last word of the book you'll wish it wasn't over. If you are interested to read this book I recomend the book "ttyl" by, lauren myracle it is really good.anyways the book sucks to be me is about a girl named mina and her mom is a vampire. Mina finds out that she comes from an whole family of vampires. Mina has to go to theese vampire classes where she meets aubrey. Aubrey is really cute to her but things don't work out meanwhile she has another crush on this guy at school named nathan. Nathan is pretty cute to her as well but mina ends up reading a email that went on with her bestfriend and nathan.Nad mina finds out nathan is more interested in her friend then mina so mina ends up going to the prom with this other dude that she met it vampire school named greg he turned himself into a vampire so the rest you have to read.......This is a really good book when you look at it it LOOKS long but its so interesting the it seems like its four pages. I finished the book in a week or so how bout you?

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted November 1, 2009

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    wow

    a total different angle on vampires and i love it

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted August 9, 2009

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    Hmmm...

    I liked the writting style of this book. The whole journal entry thing was pretty cool. As for the story... it was ok, some mild humor, conflict and an understandable plot. It wont kill you to read this book. Its pretty average, but then again you might like it more than I did.(:

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted March 12, 2009

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    one of the best books i ever read!

    you have to read this book! its by a first time author but it doesnt seem like that it seems like she has been writing and publishing forever! it is really good i would it next to the big time hits i could not put it down! it is realllllllllllyyyyy gooood! i LOVE it and you will to! try it i promise you. you wont regret reading it.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted January 31, 2009

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    more then i expected

    when i first stared reading it, it was much of an interesting story but later it became interesting, though the thing about Mina not realizing that George actually liked her i mean anyone could have seen her, though they do say love makes you blind. the ending was good, it could have been better, like maybe get into her vampire life a little more.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted January 26, 2009

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    A Funny Quick Read, with that Awesome Twist of Vampires

    I was very impressed with this book. When I bought it, I had my doubts, but quickly changed my mind when it made fun of Twilight the very first page (Don't get my wrong, I LOVE the Twilight Saga, but sometimes its funny to see other authors acknowlage it). The author's veiw of vampires is a refreshing new take on the usual scary or sexy ;) species. It's romantic, hilarious, memorable quick read. I highly recommend it.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted January 2, 2009

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    bloodsucking book!!!

    this book is great. Mina and other characters really keep you excited. Imagine finding out your parents are vampires and you have to decide whether you want to be one yourself in a few months. Mina will leave you waiting for more. Sucks to be me is an excellent choice for discussions and for only fun. Visit kimberlypauley.com for more details. Oh yeah! Don't forget to bring a glass of 0 negative (blood) while you read this havetogetmyfangson book.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted December 22, 2008

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    READ...YOU ALL MUST READ THIS!!!!!!

    yes i know vampires most likely dunt exist,but this book makes it seem like they do. this vampire book can actually be compared the Twilight...another very realistic vampire book...i am not really into science fiction but it is one of the best vampire books...the first chapter draws you in and makes you want to read more.it has a small sarcastic ring to it but not too much...the characters are well developed and sumtimes funny....i happe you all give it the chance,,,read and like it or love(because that all you can do with this book-like it or love it)

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted December 22, 2008

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    Sucks If You Never Read This Book!!!

    This book is amazing! I absolutely love it! My friend introduced it to me. I borrowed it from her to read but ever since I finished, I had to go out and buy one of my own! Of course I had to reread it, it was excellent! Now I really can't wait until the next one, I'm going nuts!!! I love you Kimberly Pauley-but not in a creepy sort of way...!

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted December 10, 2008

    Please Read...

    I am only on the 10th chapter, and already I can't put it down. After reading the Twilight series, i thought no vampire book could be as good. Then I picked up "Sucks o Be Me" and it has so much reality and humor that on my first day of reading i have already referred this book to some very picky readers!!!!

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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