Suddenly Southern: A Yankee's Guide to Living in Dixie

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Moving South? Feeling a little out of place? Craving pizza from home and faking a passion for sweet tea? Not generating much Southern hospitality? Wondering if you'll ever fit in?

Well, honey, here's your complete guide to living in Dixie, providing migrating Yanks with tips on living, eating, greeting, driving, walking, talking, and what food to bring to a funeral. From his 'n' her Southern Hair Dos (and Don'ts) to The A to Z Dixie Dictionary, Suddenly Southern includes ...

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Overview

Moving South? Feeling a little out of place? Craving pizza from home and faking a passion for sweet tea? Not generating much Southern hospitality? Wondering if you'll ever fit in?

Well, honey, here's your complete guide to living in Dixie, providing migrating Yanks with tips on living, eating, greeting, driving, walking, talking, and what food to bring to a funeral. From his 'n' her Southern Hair Dos (and Don'ts) to The A to Z Dixie Dictionary, Suddenly Southern includes everything you need to know about living south of the Mason-Dixon Line, including:

• Recipes that range from mint juleps and hoppin' john to recipes for disaster

• "Know Your Bugs by Their Mugs," a handy identification chart

• 10 ways to say, "Now that's ugly" in Dixie

• How to walk from the store to the car without dying, a Fun-in-the-Sun Survival Kit

• 100 Southern Things Worth the Trip

From Southern tailgate food (deviled eggs and cheese straws) to minding your BBQs, from pronouncing pecan to knowing when your cat's a true Southerner, from knowing when you're fittin' in to knowing when you're not, this is the ideal guide for anyone moving, planning a move, or just plain ol' interested in this fascinating American region. With this book on your shelf, they'll never be able to say "Yankee, go home" again.

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  • ISBN-13: 9780743254953
  • Publisher: Touchstone
  • Publication date: 7/6/2004
  • Edition description: Original
  • Pages: 176
  • Sales rank: 204,889
  • Product dimensions: 5.60 (w) x 8.20 (h) x 0.50 (d)

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Chapter 3: Easy for You to Say

You know that feeling you get when you first step on the tarmac in a foreign country? Part awe, part "What did I get myself into?" You get the same feeling when you move from north to south. You should have to clear customs. And in a manner of speaking, you do just that. At least there's no foreign language to master. But it helps to speak Southern to get along in the South. And all it takes is practice. Start by familiarizing yourself with the greetings.

Snappy Southern Greetings

Yankees don't take it personally when someone on the bus doesn't say hello to them. In fact, we prefer your silence. Southerners, on the other hand, make a living of being friendly and would never pass someone on the street without engaging him in conversation. These snappy Southern greetings may take a little getting used to:

"Ya'll ain't from around here, are ya?" (Like "Aloha," this is used interchangeably to say hello and good-bye.)

"Y'all ain't from around here, are ya?" is basically a rhetorical question. They know you ain't. Sometimes Southerners just want to have some fun with you. Pay attention to tone. This greeting can be hearty and playful or about as friendly as a doberman pinscher greeting you at the gate. You'll know it when you hear it.

"You sound like the Nanny!"

Brooklyn, Chicago, Philadelphia: These accents all sounds the same to Southerners. Before you go home and wash your mouth out with soap, remind yourself that The Nanny made millions on her bad accent. What's stopping you?

"You're from New York, aren't ya?"

This greeting is not about your accent; it's about your attitude. If you tend to speak without being spoken to or -- gasp -- skip the pleasantries and get right down to business, you're considered pushy, so probably a New Yorker. And your fifteen minutes of fame are up.

Southerners do have some greetings that don't nail down your place of birth.

"Hi, y'all." (pronounced with three syllables)

Politically correct, proper, and friendly, "hi, y'all" has it all. It's equally at home at a governor's ball and a pig pickin'.

"Hey." (pronounced with two syllables)

Even some Southerners find "hi y'all" a little too, well, Southern.

Yankees find it much easier to understand Southerners when they learn to listen to what is not being said. For Southerners, minding your manners trumps telling the truth. "Tell it like it is" is not a badge of honor down here. Since Southerners don't always mean what they say, and don't always say what they mean, beginning listeners tend to lose some things in the translation.

Top Ten Southern-Fried Expressions

1. Fuller than a tick on a ten-year-old dog (nice way to end a meal)

2. Hotter than a goat's butt in a pepper patch (so much more original than "Hot enough for ya?")

3. Too lazy to yell "sueee" in a pigpen (said of Yankees, employees, or sons-in-law)

4. Nervous as a pig in a packing plant

5. Like trying to nail jelly to the wall (something that's hard to do)

6. Even a blind hog finds an acorn now and then (everybody gets lucky).

7. If she gets to heaven she'll ask to see the upstairs (there's no pleasing her).

8. He wouldn't go to a funeral unless he could be the corpse (he's conceited).

9. It's so hot, the trees are bribing the rain (I have no idea what this means).

10. Scarce as hen's teeth

Ten Ways to Say "Now That's Ugly" in Dixie

1. Uglier than homemade soup (alternate: uglier than homemade soap).

2. He's so ugly his mother had to borrow a baby to take to church.

3. Ugly as a mud fence in a rainstorm.

4. So ugly she'd run a dog off a meat wagon.

5. Give me a fly flapper, and I'll help you kill it.

6. Looks like she's been hit in the face with a bag full of nickels.

7. He's so ugly he has to slap himself to sleep.

8. She's so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.

9. He's so ugly they had to tie a pork chop around his neck so the dog would play with him.

10. He looks like something the cat drug in and the dog wouldn't eat.

Southern Parts of Speech

Traditional grammar teaches us eight parts of speech: nouns, verbs, pronouns, adjectives, adverbs, interjections, conjunctions, and prepositions. But Southerners would be lost without one more: palliatives. When Southerners want to contradict, take a shot at someone, or strongly disagree, they always open with a palliative or a piece of humble pie. Of course, their manner will stay soft and gentle, but when clause 1 starts with a maybe, clause 2 will always pack a punch.

  • Am I wrong in thinking...(we should fire the whole staff)?
  • I may be mistaken, but...(I think that's the worst hairdo I've ever seen).
  • I'm not sure, but I believe...(these people against the president are uncivilized and anti-America).
  • I should think...(anyone with even a basic understanding of history would know we actually won the war).

May I Help You?

Whether you're at the makeup counter or the home improvement store, you can expect service with a smile. No matter how bad the news. Southerners tend to smile broadest when they can't help you. When they don't have what you're looking for, the answer is "We surely don't," followed by a big smile. When you ask, "Do you know where I can get..." the answer more often than not is "I surely don't" followed by another giant grin.

The A to Z Guide for Building Your Vocabulary or, The Dixie Dictionary (Abridged)

All y'all Plural for you; All y'alls -- plural possessive

Usage We're awful sorry that all y'all are without power six days after the ice storm.

We're awful sorry that all y'alls electricity has been out for six weeks now.

(Approved by 90 percent of the Usage Panel; approved by only 3 percent of the people stuck without power)

Butterbeans, boiled peanuts, or buttermilk biscuits

Don't ask a Southerner to choose a favorite food that begins with b.

Usage Pass the b ___s, please.

Christian In addition to God-fearing, "Christian" is used to describe a person who abstains from alcohol.

Usage "Open bar? Why, no, dear. We're Christian." Also used in marketing to sell products. See the Yellow Pages for the Christian nearest you.

Dadgumit Socially acceptable expletive; "damn" in other languages.

Usage (Note: No need to watch your grammar when you're all fired up):

"Them Yankees is moving down here in droves, dadgumit."

Or if you're really steamed:

"Dadgum! Mama done ate the last dadgum jar of dadgum pear preserves, dadgumit."

Everwhichaway Hard to pinpoint location, may explain poor planning of the roads.

Usage "Oh, the Inner/Outer Beltline isn't north, south, east, or west, it goes everwhichaway." Or "I dropped a bag o' boiled peanuts, and they went everwhichaway."

Fixin' What you're going to do: derivative of fix -- what you're doing.

Usage "We're fixin' to come over in about twenty minutes." (If this is your builder speaking, he's lying. He's fixin' to leave town.)

Compare to fix:

"I'll fix dinner directly" (directly is a unit of time).

Combined Usage: "I'm fixin' to fix this here roof by tomorrow."

Grits World's eighth wonder. Ground corn meets religion when you see how much Southerners worship this mushy delicacy served 24/7. (Think Quaker Oatmeal on corn.)

Usage With butter at breakfast, with cheese at dinner, sliced and fried for leftovers

Hadn't ought Should not. Not to be confused with the multiple modal "might ought."

Usage "You hadn't ought to bother your sister like that." "You might ought give me a rest, dadgumit."

Ill A state of mild irritation for Southerners.

Usage "That Beverly Hillbillies reality show, it makes me right ill."

June bugs Giant, gross-looking beetles that bang against the screen door in the spring looking to come in.

Usage Damaging lawns and scaring adults. Getting one tangled in your hair is reason to "go to pieces."

Kudzu A.k.a. "the vine that ate the South," "mile-a-minute vine," "foot-a-night vine" -- you get the idea: It's green and it's out of control.

Usage Fry and eat (make a quiche), arts and crafts (make a basket), homeopathic meds (make a cure).

Laying up Loafing, doing nothing.

Usage "He's laying up till the big game on Saturday" (big game = college football).

Marshal Escort for the debutante at her ball.

Usage Two marshals per deb; marshal #1 gives his left arm, marshal #2 supports her left elbow for an easy glide into society.

Nabs Peanut butter crackers. The real Nabs (Nabisco's 1928 peanut sandwich packet) have been long gone, but don't tell that to the current generation of Southerners who insist they grew up on them. Southerners never forget their first Nab.

Usage Nabs and a Co'Cola (the small bottle, of course) perfect for a trip down memory lane: the snack reward at the end of tobacco row; in the brown-bag lunch Mama packed; while operating heavy machinery.

Ought Used instead of should, in combination with should, or paired with just about anything for emphasis, for example: shouldn't ought, might ought, ought to could. See "hadn't ought."

Usage "I ought to go now. I shouldn't ought to stay this late on a school night."

Pig Pickin' A whole pig is slow-roasted over an open pit, and guests gather round and serve themselves, that is, pick the pig. Now, there's a party! Add some sides -- coleslaw, hush puppies, baked beans, sweet tea, and banana pudding -- and Southerners are happy as a pig in, uh, pick.

Usage "The senator will be at Saturday's pig pickin' if he knows what's good for him."

Quilt As with all things quaint, Southerners think they invented quilts. And Grandmaw's patchwork would make a believer out of anyone.

RC Cola The cola of choice for Southerners. Launched in the 1930s as Royal Crown Cola, Southerners affectionately called it RC, a nickname that stands today.

Usage Best served with a MoonPie (chocolate marshmallow snack).

Slack-twisted Lacking courage or shirking responsibility.

Usage "I wouldn't vote for him no way, no how; that slack-twisted, sorry fellow would steal a chaw of tobacco out of your mouth if you yawned."

Texas T-shirts The disposable toilet seat covers found in roadside bathrooms.

Usage With khakis or cutoffs; do not launder.

Uppity Stuck up.

Usage "I'm right tired of these uppity Yankees treating us like we're from the backwoods."

Verandah, Veranda Large Southern porch, usually roofed and sometimes enclosed, always tastefully furnished.

Usage Refined way of receiving guests without having to clean the house.

Whopper-jawed Crooked, askew; a.k.a. whomper-jawed, wappajawed, whoppy-jawed, whompey-jawed, whompsey-jawed, whata? jawed and even lopper-jawed.

Usage "And then I tell this dadgum computer to go ahead and print, and it's whopper-jawed."

eXcusing Except.

Usage "Your new house is finished, ma'am, excusing a few incidentals" ("incidentals" include the screens, doors that close, and holes in the wall).

Y'all Singular for "you" (Southerners will beg to differ here. They insist that even though they use it to address one person, it implies plurality.)

"In their own words": "Y'all is about five; all y'all's a bigger crowd; all y'all is for questions, not for statements."

Usage "Y'all ain't from around here, are ya?" (read: not just you but all you Yankees)

Zoysia A perennial Southern grass that loves the heat and humidity.

Usage Enjoy your grass all year-round (just like college!).

A Yankee Defined

During the Civil War, Southerners referred contemptuously to all Northerners as Yankees. But in today's South, a Yankee is anyone who "ain't from around here." One can come from Chicago, Utah, Arizona, and California, too.

The origin of the term "Yankee" is still disputed. It's been said that the original Yankees were actually Dutch, and the term was first applied to the Dutch pirates in the Caribbean in the 1680s. When the Dutch settled in New England, the name started to be used for all New Englanders. During the American Revolution, the British jeeringly called American colonists Yankees and sang "Yankee Doodle Dandy" just to razz them. But after the Minutemen beat the pulp out of King George and his men at Lexington and Concord, the colonists started singing "Yankee Doodle" themselves, and it became the swan song for the British.

Copyright © 2004 by Maureen Duffin-Ward

Deviled Eggs Recipe

Yield: 6 servings

6 large eggs

2 tablespoons mayonnaise

1 teaspoon prepared mustard (ballpark yellow for great color)

2 1/2 tablespoons sweet pickle relish

1/8 teaspoon salt

dash of pepper

Garnish: paprika and/or parsley

Place eggs in a nonreactive saucepan and add enough cold water to cover by 3 inches. Bring to a boil. Reduce heat and simmer eggs for 15 minutes. Plunge eggs into cold water to prevent further cooking. To shell, tap each egg firmly on the counter until little cracks form, and then roll between your palms. Peel under cold running water.

Slice eggs lengthwise with a wet knife, and carefully remove yolks. Mash yolks with mayo. Add mustard, relish, salt, and pepper, and stir well. Spoon yolk mixture into egg whites, or go all outand use a pastry bag. Garnish if desired. Serve on designer egg plate or don't serve at all.

Copyright © 2004 by Maureen Duffin-Ward

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Table of Contents

Contents

1. A Moving Target, or Toto, I Have a Feeling We're Not in Philly Anymore

2. Close Encounters of the Southern Kind, or Don't You Be My Neighbor

3. Easy for You to Say

4. Dressed to Kill

5. No Grits, No Glory

6. Postcards from the Edge

7. Scout's Honor

8. Sports Illustrated Meets Southern Living, or My Compliments to the Ref

9. Wedding Belle Blues

10. Moving South: The Twelve-Step Program

Acknowledgments

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 24, 2012

    A definite read for those going south!

    I picked this up as our family is contemplating moving down south, and as I am naturally curious as to new places I thought I'd give this a read. It is by far one of the best books I have found. With its wry wit and subtle humor mixed with some common sense bits, I found there is a lot I did not know about the south! Buy this and learn as I did how NOT to wear your hair, how to choose the right food and how to translate "southern" speech. Worth every dime...you'll find yourself reading and re-reading this gem. It is a 5 star book for sure!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 27, 2004

    Laugh out loud funny!

    This wonderfully funny book whisked me back to the south. It is a great read for southerners and yankees alike! I have given the book as a gift to several 'transplanted' friends. Although it is a humorous and satirical look at the south; it also seems to be the writer's journey (albeit kicking and screaming) to love her new home. Also recommended for southerners who have migrated north.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 8, 2004

    Hilarious Guide and Reference Tool

    Such a fun read! Yankees unite. You've found your handy manual. As a been-there-done-that Yankee transplant (returned to Philly -- native born), never thought I could relive the experience. Duffin-Ward has nailed it -- captured the essence of the vapors versus attytood. This book bites with charm and spot-on humor. The illustrations throughout are a hoot too. This is a must-own, irreverent, insightful, indispensable field guide to the land whose customs include cartons of Krispy Kremes as wedding favors.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 8, 2004

    Funny and engaging

    This book was a breeze to read and kept me laughing all the way through. The book contains some great observations about the differences between Northerners and Southerners and is told in a funny and engaging way. Although anyone with a sense of humor will find it funny, it is perfect for someone who is moving or just moved South.

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