Swell-Wimp: Sexual Exercise as a Means of Reducing and Controlling Weight

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Overweight? Out of shape? Try Swell-Wimp-a revolutionary new program of sexual exercises designed to help you reduce and control your weight. No expensive equipment required. No strict diet. Swell-Wimp is simple, it's natural and it's fun!Sounds plausible, doesn't it? Every form of exercise "burns" calories, so engaging in sexual exercise should work as well as any other type. Swell-Wimp is a humorous parody of exercise, diet and self-help books.

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Overview

Overweight? Out of shape? Try Swell-Wimp-a revolutionary new program of sexual exercises designed to help you reduce and control your weight. No expensive equipment required. No strict diet. Swell-Wimp is simple, it's natural and it's fun!Sounds plausible, doesn't it? Every form of exercise "burns" calories, so engaging in sexual exercise should work as well as any other type. Swell-Wimp is a humorous parody of exercise, diet and self-help books.

With Swell-Wimp you maximize energy expenditure during sexual activity. How? Burn more calories during sex by vocalizing (sing, laugh, yell), exercising (sexual sit-ups, push-ups and dancing) and wearing more "clothes" (coats, weight belts, heavy shoes). Absurd? No, it's all very logical.

George Tylutki (Dr. Perry Bathous and Dr.Clarissa Flanders) lives and works in rural Pennsylvania.

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  • ISBN-13: 9781583487358
  • Publisher: iUniverse, Incorporated
  • Publication date: 1/14/2000
  • Pages: 268
  • Product dimensions: 6.00 (w) x 9.00 (h) x 0.61 (d)

Table of Contents

Introduction 1
Chapter 1 Ad augusta per angusta 5
Chapter 2 Work and Play: Sex Is Work 15
Chapter 3 FreqSex: Increasing Sexual Activity 25
Chapter 4 StrenSex: More Strenuous Sexual Activity 33
Chapter 5 Warming Up and Foreplay 37
Chapter 6 Vocalization and Erotolalia 47
Chapter 7 Dressing for Swell-Wimp 55
Chapter 8 Strength and Muscle Control 65
Chapter 9 Oops! 77
Chapter 10 Techniques 85
Chapter 11 Postplay 97
Chapter 12 Food and Diet 101
Chapter 13 Equipment 109
Chapter 14 Swell-Wimp and Older People 119
Chapter 15 Conclusion 139
Appendix A Description of the Study 141
Appendix B The Unknown Side of Emily Dickinson 149
Appendix C Ask the Doctors 155
Notes 167
Notes to the Notes 239
Bibliography 243
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