Swine Not?: A Novel

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Best-selling writer Jimmy Buffett weaves an irresistible new tale—-filled with colorful characters, wry humor, and the pursuit of a very clever pig.

When Southern belle Ellie McBride moves her twins from Vertigo, Tennessee to New York City, they wouldn't dream of leaving behind the family pig Rumpy. But the posh hotel where Ellie has found work (and living space) has "No Pets" writ large on its portal. So hiding Rumpy from the hotel staff—-especially the ultra-carnivorous hotel ...

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Overview

Best-selling writer Jimmy Buffett weaves an irresistible new tale—-filled with colorful characters, wry humor, and the pursuit of a very clever pig.

When Southern belle Ellie McBride moves her twins from Vertigo, Tennessee to New York City, they wouldn't dream of leaving behind the family pig Rumpy. But the posh hotel where Ellie has found work (and living space) has "No Pets" writ large on its portal. So hiding Rumpy from the hotel staff—-especially the ultra-carnivorous hotel chef, who would like nothing better than to transform their pet into pork roast—-becomes imperative.

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Editorial Reviews

<b>New York Daily News</b>
"The planet's most successful beach bum."
<b>Craig Wilson</b>
"[The] grand potentate of the Parrotheads."
USA TODAY
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781600240461
  • Publisher: Hachette Audio
  • Publication date: 5/13/2008
  • Format: CD
  • Edition description: Unabridged, 5 CDs, 6 Hours
  • Product dimensions: 5.20 (w) x 5.80 (h) x 0.80 (d)

Meet the Author

Jimmy Buffett is the author of #1 bestseller A Salty Piece of Land as well as A Pirate Looks at Fifty, Tales From Margaritalville, which was on the bestseller list for seven months, and the #1 bestseller Where Is Joe Merchant? Buffett is also a singer and songwriter with many hit singles and legions of fans. He has his own record company, his own radio station, and chains of restaurants and stores.
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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 24, 2008

    Swine WHY?

    I loved his music, but this book was an insult to my time. Maybe Jimmy was smoking something and needs the money!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 15, 2008

    A Marvel as always

    A rolling stone gathers no moss, as does a closed mine travels not far. Anyone can write a review, siskel and egbert said Star Wars was a Failure and not worth the ticket 2 thumbs down. I am not a good critic of James Buffett as i have everything he has ever sung or wrote. I find him an incredible talent in both fields. I have always wanted to sit down with him for ten minutes just to chat, an incredible man. Few have done as much with their talents as Jimmy has done in his liftime. Each of his books brings back the adventure in me, I can close my eyes and image i am right there in the story. I have only started reading his newest creation and find it a jewel on the shelf surrounded by duldrums.

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