Swine Not?: A Novel [NOOK Book]

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Best-selling writer Jimmy Buffett weaves an irresistible new tale---filled with colorful characters, wry humor, and the pursuit of a very clever pig.

When Southern belle Ellie McBride moves her twins from Vertigo, Tennessee to New York City, they wouldn't dream of leaving behind the family pig Rumpy. But the posh hotel where Ellie has found work (and living space) has "No Pets" writ large on its portal. So hiding Rumpy from the hotel ...
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Swine Not?: A Novel

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Overview

Best-selling writer Jimmy Buffett weaves an irresistible new tale---filled with colorful characters, wry humor, and the pursuit of a very clever pig.

When Southern belle Ellie McBride moves her twins from Vertigo, Tennessee to New York City, they wouldn't dream of leaving behind the family pig Rumpy. But the posh hotel where Ellie has found work (and living space) has "No Pets" writ large on its portal. So hiding Rumpy from the hotel staff---especially the ultra-carnivorous hotel chef, who would like nothing better than to transform their pet into pork roast---becomes imperative.
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Editorial Reviews

<b>New York Daily News</b>
"The planet's most successful beach bum."
<b>Craig Wilson</b>
"[The] grand potentate of the Parrotheads."
USA TODAY
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780316032315
  • Publisher: Little, Brown and Company
  • Publication date: 5/13/2008
  • Sold by: Hachette Digital, Inc.
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 294,904
  • File size: 964 KB

Meet the Author

Jimmy Buffett is the author of #1 bestseller A Salty Piece of Land as well as A Pirate Looks at Fifty, Tales From Margaritalville, which was on the bestseller list for seven months, and the #1 bestseller Where Is Joe Merchant? Buffett is also a singer and songwriter with many hit singles and legions of fans. He has his own record company, his own radio station, and chains of restaurants and stores.
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  • Posted March 19, 2011

    Adorable

    I bought this book when it first came out and loved every bit of it. It is a cute lighter side. I had a hard time putting it down. Well done Jimmy.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted July 18, 2009

    Great Beach Read

    I have been a fan of Jimmy Buffet's since I was young, I love his music and have always wanted to read his books, finally bought one to try for the beach, though not the most literary writers of our time he is entertaining and the book was a great beach read. You can put it down and come back to it without feeling lost and the "what did I just read" feeling.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 9, 2008

    A reviewer

    I'm not a reviewer or a critic.I have read all of Jimmy Buffett's books. I have been waiting on this one for a while.WOW!!! Wonderfully written in the only way Jimmy can.He can tell a story and create it so you are there and a part of the whole thing. Jimmy,don't pay attention to the reviewers and such,not like you ever have,LOL. Just think,if we all listened to what one person told us instead of the ones who truly mean something none of us would have ever got anywhere.Keep up the good work,and remember, There's a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 8, 2014

    For Hunger Games Fans and J. Lo Fans

    The Hanging Tree
    (From Mockingjay Part 1)


    Are you, are you
    Coming to the tree?
    They strung up a man
    They say who murdered three.
    Strange things did happen here,
    No stranger would it be,
    If we met at midnight in the hanging tree.

    Are you, are you
    Coming to the tree?
    Where the dead man called out
    For his love to flee.
    Strange things did happen here,
    No stranger would it be,
    If we met at midnight in the hanging tree.

    Are you, are you
    Coming to the tree?
    Where I told you to run
    So we'd both be free.
    Strange things did happen here,
    No stranger would it be,
    If we met at midnight in the hanging tree.

    Are you, are you,
    Coming to the tree?
    Wear a necklace of hope
    Sid by side with me.
    Strange things did happen here,
    No stranger would it be,
    If we met at midnight in the hanging tree.

    Are you, are you
    Coming to the tree?
    Wher I told you to run
    So we'd both be free.
    Strange things did happn here,
    No stranger would it be,
    If we met at midnight in the hanging tree.

    Are you, are you
    Coming to the tree?
    They strung up a man
    They say who murdered three.
    Strange things did happen here,
    No stranger would it be,
    If we met at midnight in the hanging tree.

    Are you, are you
    Coming to the tree?
    Where the dead man called out
    For his love to flee.
    Strange things did happen here,
    No stranger would it be,
    If we met at midnight in the hanging tree.

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  • Posted April 2, 2013

    Not bad! Cute little story, but definitely more for the 4th grad

    Not bad! Cute little story, but definitely more for the 4th grade to 8th grade set really....story is about two kids and a pig,
    and the Mom and Dad are the supporting characters. Should have been cataloged as children's lit! I had a most
    pleasant read of it though!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 7, 2012

    Stormy

    Looks at the dog

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 6, 2012

    Oreo

    Angrily wakes up and goes to scarlet letter.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 5, 2012

    Natasha

    A large german shepherd runs in her tounge hanging out and her ears tall. She sniffs around "Hi guys! Hi guys! Wanna play? Huh!" She barks her tail wagging excitedly... Natasha

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 5, 2012

    Emma

    Cool Kaittyn

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 5, 2012

    Kylie

    Bite her lip

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 10, 2012

    Fun, light read

    I enjoyed this book. However, A Salty Piece Of Land is a much better example of Jimmy in his element as a storyteller.

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  • Posted September 5, 2009

    Jimmy Buffett comes through as usual!

    I really enjoyed this novel. It was a nice light read, while being very entertaining and fun. It is definitely a page turner. Thank you, Mr. Buffett!!!

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  • Posted August 9, 2009

    more from this reviewer

    Reviewed by Grandma Bev for TeensReadToo.com

    Jimmy Buffett was presented with this idea, complete with photos by Helen Bransford, and he thought about it, and asked himself, "Swine Not?" - and this story was born.

    Helen told Jimmy that it was based on something that actually happened...but a pig in a four-star hotel in New York City?

    SWINE NOT? is a very entertaining romp told from the alternating points of view of Rumpy, the pig, and Barley, her boy owner. Rumpy is a pot-bellied pig who accompanies her human family to New York when they move there, and she has an agenda of her own. She heard that her brother, Lukie, is in New York City, and she is determined to find him.

    They live in a glass box-like unit at the top of a fancy high-rise hotel. The hotel chef has a special affinity for pork, and he's sharpening his knives and dusting off his recipes with Rumpy in mind. Keeping Rumpy hidden is a challenging proposition that keeps the whole family on alert.

    This story is not quite what I expected from the old pirate, but Jimmy Buffett tells a good tale in this light-hearted adventure that will appeal to all ages. The characters are compelling and the action never stops. It's a quick read that is highly recommended for reluctant readers.

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  • Posted July 4, 2009

    I Also Recommend:

    Why Swine Not

    This was a cute story but I would put it down and forget to pick it back up. I was hoping for something more like A Salty Piece of Land which I really enjoyed.

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  • Posted February 10, 2009

    Catchy is not the word but just right is

    Life is always more fun than fiction and this book proves the theory.

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  • Posted February 4, 2009

    more from this reviewer

    Not the usual Buffett book

    I read this book not really knowing what to expect. I've read A Salty Piece of Land about a million times so I thought I knew what Buffett was about, but apparently not.<BR/><BR/>I loved this book, though. I would recommend it for a Jr High, Tween age person, not necessarily an adult, but it's good all the same.

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  • Posted November 4, 2008

    more from this reviewer

    Enjoyable Read

    This book turned out to be my favorite out of all of his books that I've read. Some parts I was even laughing out loud, and I enjoy books that make you do that. It's true that compared to his others I would consider this book more of a young-adult, but it was still great, and it would be perfect for kids who are struggling with moving to a new town, love soccer, have a pet pig, or is trying to hide their pig in a five-star-hotel with a crazy butcher that lives downstairs.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 26, 2008

    And the mythical characters just keep on gettin better!!

    This is my third Buffett book and by far my favorite. I loved the perspectives each of the characters gives as they move from their relatively quiet and peaceful life on a farm to the storm of civilization that is New York City. Just like his music, Jimmy takes you away and makes you part of the story. Any escape from reality this soldier can get always helps. Thanks, Jimmy!!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 2, 2008

    Gotta Love The Quirkiness

    As playful as some of his songs. Totally original Buffett! Gave it to my whole family to read and then we quoted most of it back to each other!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 17, 2008

    Four and a half stars if I could

    This is the first book by Buffett I've read and I really enjoyed it. The part about 'Respect' definitely had me rolling with laughter. I'll never look at pigs the same again.

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