T-backs, T-shirts, Coat, and Suitby E. L. Konigsburg
Give the Unexpected a Chance
That's the advice Chloë gets from her stepfather before she heads off to Florida to spend the summer with her aunt Bernadette. It turns out to be excellent advice, because everything about Bernadette is unexpected: her job driving a food service wagon, her big slobbery dog, her Rollerblading skill, her/b>/b>… See more details below
Give the Unexpected a Chance
That's the advice Chloë gets from her stepfather before she heads off to Florida to spend the summer with her aunt Bernadette. It turns out to be excellent advice, because everything about Bernadette is unexpected: her job driving a food service wagon, her big slobbery dog, her Rollerblading skill, her unorthodox way of teaching Chloë to swim. But nothing is as unexpected as the war that erupts when the other drivers start wearing T-back swimsuits to work and some community leaders mount a protest against the skimpy suits. Bernadette is caught in the middle of the controversy...and what starts as an innocent game for Chloë may just make things worse.
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The airline attendant stood at the mouth of the plane and said good-bye to every single other passenger before she came back for Chloe. Chloe got hot and sweaty. She could feel her hair starting to frizz. She certainly wasn't going to make a good impression on Bernadette feeling hot and looking frizzy. She unzipped her vest pocket to make sure that her money was still there. The fifty-dollar bill was no longer crisp. It actually felt hot. She could not remember ever having paper money feel hot before. Her first conclusion about spending a summer in Florida was: No more vests -- dressing in layers was out. The second was: If Bernadette did not have air-conditioning, she might have to use the fifty dollars to make other arrangements. A hotel room was not above her means.
At last the stewardess came for her. As she emerged from the jetway, she saw Bernadette standing with the people remaining. Nick had shown her some recent pictures of his sister to refresh her memory but what she remembered of her -- that she was a tall person -- would have been enough. Bernadette stood above the crowd.
Bernadette was a full six feet tall, as skinny as a silhouette, pale as a glass of buttermilk, and so nearsighted that her eyeglasses could be sent into orbit to do the job of the Hubble space telescope. She wore a long, full, printedskirt with a drawstring waist, sandals, and a dark T-shirt that didn't have anything printed on it. She had a head of unruly silver-and-black curly hair that grew in several directions, only one of which was down. It looked as if you could stuff a mattress -- king-size -- with it. Chloe wondered if this woman ever had a good hair day.
The airline attendant would not give Bernadette custody until she showed a picture ID. Bernadette took out her driver's license. As the stewardess looked at the picture, Chloe looked at the numbers -- the last two were the year of her birth. Bernadette was forty-five. Chloe thought, No wonder she has so much gray in her hair.
They greeted each other with smiles but did not hug or kiss. They did not even kiss the air over each others shoulders as grown-ups often do.
As they walked toward baggage pickup, Bernadette said, "I'll call you Chloe." Chloe found that a strange thing for an almost-relative to say. Chloe was, after all, her name. When her name was to be written, Chloe insisted that the two dots be placed over the e. She loved having two dots over the e of her name and told everyone that they were called a cliaeresis and meant that both the o and the e were to be sounded. Even before she started first grade she would not allow anyone to skip her diaeresis. Everyone called her Chloe. No one shortened it to Chlo. Why would this woman think of calling her anything but Chloe?
It would be no use telling this person, who was stuck with the same last name, that it was Pollack that she was considering dropping as soon as she came of age or got married -- whichever came first. There was always the possibility of hyphenating her last name with her husband's, but she already had two last names.
Nick had adopted Chloe when she was five, a year after he married her mother. When they drew up the adoption papers, they tucked her birth father's last name between her new last name and her two given names, and she became Chloe June Parker Pollack. If she used all four of her names, she would run out of spaces on credit-card applications, so except for contracts and report cards, she was simply called Chloe Pollack.
As they walked farther along the concourse, Bernadette said, "You call me Bernadette. Aunt won't be necessary. And I don't like Bernie. Or Aunt Bernie or Auntie. For a while, when I was twelve, I wanted everyone to call me Detta. No reason except that I was twelve and trying to fit whatever name seemed more glamorous than Bernadette. I like to be called Bernadette. I've become my name."
"All right," Chloe said, feeling very much the grownup in this conversation. "Chloe and Bernadette. That's what it will be for our time remaining." Time remaining, sounded like a grown-up thing to say. She thought she was beginning to understand why Nick had asked her to help this person.
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Meet the Author
E.L. Konigsburg is the only author to have won the Newbery Medal and be runner-up in the same year. In 1968, From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler won the Newbery Medal and Jennifer, Hecate, Macbeth, William McKinley, and Me, Elizabeth was named a Newbery Honor Book. Almost thirty years later she won the Newbery Medal once again for The View From Saturday. She has also written and illustrated three picture books: Samuel Todd’s Book of Great Colors, Samuel Todd’s Book of Great Inventions, and Amy Elizabeth Explores Bloomingdale’s. In 2000 she wrote Silent to the Bone, which was named a New York Times Notable Book and an ALA Best Book for Young Adults, among many other honors.
After completing her degree at Carnegie Mellon University, Ms. Konigsburg did graduate work in organic chemistry at the University of Pittsburgh. For several years she taught science at a private girls’ school. When the third of her three children started kindergarten, she began to write. She now lives on the beach in North Florida.
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It was a stupendus book, and had its funny little quarks which were placed at just the right spots. I think that a good book is when you can remember the whole story line years after you have read the book. I read T-Backs, T-Shirts, Coat, and Suit over 2 and a half years ago and the plot is still fresh
I really liked this book because it gave some actual insight into a twelve year old's mind. This book showed how much one person can grow in just a short period of time. I related it to my life and saw some things in a different perspective. Expect the unexpected.