A Tale of Two Vikings

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Has an eye for the ladies, loves a good fight. Splits his sides over rude jokes. Won't ask directions no matter how lost he is . . . even in a longship, for the love of Odin! Sound like anyone you know? Maybe every man you know?

Toste and Vagn Ivarsson are all that and more—a lot more. Identical Viking twins, they came squalling into this world together, rode their first horses at the age of seven, their first maids during their thirteenth summer, and rode off on longships as ...

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Overview

Has an eye for the ladies, loves a good fight. Splits his sides over rude jokes. Won't ask directions no matter how lost he is . . . even in a longship, for the love of Odin! Sound like anyone you know? Maybe every man you know?

Toste and Vagn Ivarsson are all that and more—a lot more. Identical Viking twins, they came squalling into this world together, rode their first horses at the age of seven, their first maids during their thirteenth summer, and rode off on longships as untried fourteen-year-old warriors. And now, having seen only thirty and one winters, they are about to face Valhalla together. Or maybe something even more tragic: being separated. For even the most virile Viking must eventually leave his best buddy behind and do battle with that most fearsome of all opponents—the love of his life.

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What do you get when you take two identical twin Vikings, pair them with some feisty ladies and throw in several large servings of absurdity and sex? The newest Viking romance from Hill (The Very Virile Viking, etc.). Although Hill is known for the fresh, funny, contemporary feel of her Viking romances, readers may overdose on the over-the-top antics she dishes up here. Exiled from their father's estate for their immature ways, Toste and Vagn Ivarsson have joined a band of warring Norsemen in Saxon lands. Just when they decide it's time to grow up and return to their country, a terrible battle finds them separated, each thinking the other dead. The lusty Vikings rebound quickly and soon find themselves chasing after the most unlikely women. Esme, Toste's shapely nurse/novice nun, heats his blood. Vagn, meanwhile, pursues hot-tempered Helga the Homely, the daughter of his Viking rescuer. Vagn lures her into bed many times over, despite her desire to be an independent woman, while Esme and Toste take turns tying each other up and having their way with each other. Each page is bawdier than the next, but Hill doesn't grant her characters much in the way of intelligence. Still, it's hard not to be happy for the "lackwit" Viking twins when they're finally reunited. Agent, Meredith Bernstein. (May) Copyright 2004 Reed Business Information.
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780843951585
  • Publisher: Dorchester Publishing Company, Inc.
  • Publication date: 5/4/2004
  • Series: Viking Series I
  • Pages: 384
  • Product dimensions: 6.80 (w) x 4.24 (h) x 0.99 (d)

Meet the Author

Sandra Hill is the author of numerous New York Times and USA Today bestselling romances. She worked for more than ten years as a features writer and education editor for publications in New Jersey and Pennsylvania. Writing about serious issues taught her the merits of seeking the lighter side of even the darkest stories. She lives with her husband and dogs in Pennsylvania.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 28, 2004

    Funny!

    The twin bond is never more strong than between twin Viking brothers, Toste and Vagn Ivarsson. It is almost more tragic than death for them to be parted, but in a battle they are separated. Vagn finds himself in the care of Helga who his twin dissed and ditched, naming her Helga the Homely. For once, he disagrees with Toste, finding her anything but, and desperate to convince her he's not the other brother. Toste, though believed dead, is not, but in the care of a novice nun. Lady Esme finds she has a lot more to confess, if that's possible, since the virile Viking came into her care. ..................... ***** Broad, slapstick comedy rollics across the pages as these two brothers learn how to be individual men and win their ladies' hearts. Esme's story is a bit more intriguing than Helga's, but on the whole, the novel will remind you of one of Shakespeare's comedies. *****

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted June 8, 2011

    I love Sandra Hill Viking stories, FUN!! and FUNNY!!!

    Must read ALL her Viking books, they are so funny. I laugh so much and enjoy her books greatly.
    Thank you Sandra Hill,
    Sheila in CO

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 19, 2014

    Maxs bio

    At " odyssey " res one

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 16, 2014

    Hell

    Hell

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 13, 2014

    Crypt

    "WHOA! BABEHS! HOLY MARRY MOTHER OF GEWD!"

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 13, 2014

    Zach/Hunter

    Appears in Ally's arms.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 14, 2014

    Aido

    Idk

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 13, 2014

    adain ally

    You will die.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 12, 2014

    Test

    &8642

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 11, 2014

    To Adam

    Youre te god of gayness XD

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 18, 2014

    Jacies Bio

    Well, where do I start? Hmmmm.......okay I got it.|||Name:Jacie Marie Bunch. |||Age:She appears to be 17-20years old but she its wayyyyyy older.|||Appearnce:Long black hair that stops at her waist, redish/blackish eyes, she is a mixture of Jappanesse and British so she looks Jappanesse, she wears long black dresses, skinny jeans, tshirts, Vans, Converse, Combat Boots, et cetera.|||Goddly Parents: Well her father is Hades god of the underworld and her mother is Hecate the Moon Goddess as in crone or dark mother.|||Her goddess status: Goddess of Darkness and Death.||||Powers:This is none of your concern.|||Race:God/Goddess.|||Ethnic group:Jappanesse.|||Crush:Well, if you want to get this far hes cute and nice and okay ill tell you I like Fire god of Life and (I forgot what else he is god of). &Block Well anything else you can ask me, if you will just hit that cute little X up there. &block

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 9, 2014

    Sashas bio

    Black hair•• brown eyes •• tanish skin•• big a.ss •• juicy pus.sy •• large ti.ts•• anything else just ask

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 18, 2014

    Blakes' Bio

    Name:Blake Abby Abernathy. Age: 16. Looks: Black hair, blue eyes, et cetera. Blehhh im done with this bio

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 5, 2014

    Adam's Bio =)

    Name: Adam // Full Name: Adam Pratts // Age: U ho.mo? // Godly Parent: The God of Happiness (IDK the name? Do i?) // Personality: Get to know me... // Looks: black hair with a streak of pink (I got that from a pink dye bomb!), silver-blueish eyes, is average in height, and slightly under weight. // Clothes: Pants and a 'Hi everyone =)' shirt or pants and a pink shirt. // Weapons: A longbow and daggers // Powers: Is able to summon rays of happiness =), Can turn into a Fo'lic (a happiness animal), and can love my gf. // Skills: In a longbow and daggers im average. Im amazing in giving the skills of... dun... dun... dun... HAPPINESS!!! // My girlfriend: The ond and only... Maggie!!!! // Fave Song; 'The Man' and 'The Best Day Of My Life' // ANYTHING ELSE JUST ASK!!!!!!! =)

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 3, 2014

    Cody's bio

    Age. 15 looks. Sandy brown wind swept hair that falls halfway down his forehead. Plae blue eyes. Godly parent. I dojt know. Likes. Drawing playing guitar playing sports. Dislikes. Drama. Gf. None. I love penguins and turtles. Have pet turtle named Grace. Weapons. Bow and arrow. Sword. Dagger. Friends. None so far. Pernality. Get to kniw me. Anything else ask.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 1, 2014

    Percy

    1. LeAndra 2. WHO DA FUQ KNOWS!? 3. Getting Sucked Into Percy Jackson 4. Goddess of Spirits 5. Bad spellers and people with incorrect grammar xD

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 1, 2014

    Batman

    1.Well idk 2. Twins 3. Sprits 4. Percy Jackson 5. Bad Graammer

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 1, 2014

    Kenny

    Q:1 Leandra
    Q4Goddess of spirit
    Q:5 People who spell things wrong
    Idk 2 and3

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 26, 2014

    Z

    *i put my arms around you neck still kissing u*

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