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Tarantula Shoes

Tarantula Shoes

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by Tom Birdseye

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After moving from Arizona to Kentucky with his parents, his five-year-old twin brother and sister, and his pet tarantula, Fang, an eleven-year-old works creatively to earn the money for a special pair of basketball shoes that will help him feel accepted.


After moving from Arizona to Kentucky with his parents, his five-year-old twin brother and sister, and his pet tarantula, Fang, an eleven-year-old works creatively to earn the money for a special pair of basketball shoes that will help him feel accepted.

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Children's Literature - Mary Sue Preissner
Ryan O'Keefe knows it's bad when you're the shortest kid in your class. To make matters worse, his parents moved the family from Arizona to Kentucky. Could things become worse? Of course! He'll be entering junior high in the sixth grade; everyone knows the seventh and eighth graders pick on the sixth. Is there any hope? Ryan believes his fate rests in a pair of $124.99 basketball shoes for which he hasn't the money. In this hilarious spin, eventually Ryan learns the importance of "things."
School Library Journal
Gr 4-6-Ryan looks forward to being at the top of the elementary school ladder as a sixth grader, but a family move leaves him facing life at the bottom of the middle-school ranks instead. As an experienced basketball player, he hopes to win acceptance through sports, but his new friend Gordon convinces him that success depends on wearing the latest expensive basketball shoes. His parents agree to give him $40, so Ryan must earn the rest of the money himself. Odd jobs raise some cash, but he hits the big time-and learns some lessons-when he showcases his pet tarantula. Told in the first person, this well-written, often humorous story addresses the themes of conformity, peer pressure, and responsbility in a light, but authentic voice.-Elaine E. Knight, Lincoln Elementary Schools, IL

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5.10(w) x 7.82(h) x 0.38(d)
730L (what's this?)
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8 - 12 Years

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Tarantula Shoes

By Tom Birdseye


Copyright © 1995 Tom Birdseye
All rights reserved.
ISBN: 978-1-4976-4594-3


511 Sycamore Street

"Welcome to Macinburg, Kentucky!" Dad said as he climbed out of the big U-Haul moving van.

I opened the door of the family station wagon but stayed seated.

Dad smiled at me. "Isn't it beautiful here, Ryan?"

I looked all around and tried to smile back at him. But right then lightning flashed and—KABLAMMO—a big clap of thunder boomed out of the clouds.

The twins, Justin and Ellie, ran over to where Mom stood on the sidewalk, looking up at our new house at 511 Sycamore Street. They grabbed hold of her legs and hid their faces. She reached down and stroked their red curls. "It's all right," she said. "It's only thunder."

Mom. She's always easy on those curtain climbers. I don't know how she does it. Only a minute earlier I'd been so sick of them singing "On Top of Spaghetti," I almost threw up. They must have sung it two hundred times!

"Yeah, it's only thunder," I said, more to myself than to the twins. I got out of the car and puffed out my chest, trying to act like someone who's almost twelve should act—brave and grown-up.

But deep down inside, I wasn't feeling very brave or grown-up. Not because of the thunder. I'd heard plenty of boomers during summer storms back in Arizona. I like them, the way the sound comes on with a sudden crack, then rolls around like it's chuckling because it made the little kids jump.

No, it wasn't the thunder. It was the upside-down way my life was feeling right then that had me scared. I'd been happy in my little town of Sierra, Arizona. I was born there and had lived in the same neighborhood all my life. I had friends I'd known since I was in preschool and one best friend ever: Patrick. He knew me as well as anybody. The Desert Rats, we called ourselves, when we went exploring up the canyon. But now Dad and Mom had done this awful thing—moved the whole family all the way across the country to this little town called Macinburg, Kentucky—and it had me as jittery as a chicken at the coyote café.

I looked around. Not a saguaro or ocotillo cactus in sight. No mesquite trees or palo verde. No whiptail lizards soaking in the sun. No gila woodpeckers. No rocks. Kentucky was covered up. The trees spread their limbs over the sidewalks like big green umbrellas. You could barely see the sky, which was all clouds anyway. And there was no dirt, just grass, mowed like it was supposed to be carpet. Bushes were everywhere. I was surrounded! Surrounded by green.

But the weirdest part was the air. It made my skin slick with sweat. My T-shirt was so wet it stuck to my back. I could hardly breathe! How could anybody want to live in a place where the air was too thick to get into your lungs? This place was downright scary.

I didn't let on, though. When you're the shortest kid your age—even shorter than the girls—you make a point to act big. "Yeah, it's just thunder," I said again. "Nothing to worry about."

Like it was trying to make a liar out of me, another flash of lightning and a big KABLAMMO went off nearby. I jumped, and Justin and Ellie let out nervous giggles.

But before I could get off a good warning glare in their direction, Dad said, "That was pretty close. I guess we'd better get inside before it starts to—"

ZZZZZACK! A jagged, crackling bolt of lightning tore across the sky directly over us, and the rain came down like it was dumped out of a bucket on top of our heads.

Mom and Dad and the twins ran for the front porch. I started to run after them but then remembered Fang, my pet tarantula. He was still on the backseat of the station wagon in his little glass terrarium. No way was I going to leave my best souvenir of the Arizona desert out there alone in the rain. Or my official NBA basketball. I jerked the car door open, grabbed them both, and ran after my family, big drops of rain pelting my back. Then I walked into my new home for the very first time.

New? Did I say new?

"This place was built in 1919!" Dad said proudly, standing in the middle of the empty living room.

Mom and Justin and Ellie all smiled up at him like they agreed.

I looked at the cracked plaster, chipped paint, dented woodwork, scuffed-up floor. Talk about ugly!

Dad glanced my way as if he could read my thoughts. "They knew how to build houses back then. Real craftsmanship," he said. "Sure it needs a little work …"

"A little?" I said under my breath.

Dad strode over to me, grinning like he'd won the lottery instead of bought a disaster with a roof on top. "But who can do a better job of fixing this place up than your mother and me?"

Mom walked our way, smiling. "Just give it a few days, Ryan," she said. "Once our things are unpacked and in place, you'll start to feel at home."

Dad leaned very close and his voice changed, dropping almost to a whisper. "This move is a great opportunity, Ryan."

Here it came again, what I'd heard too many times before. We had moved to Kentucky because an old high school friend had offered Dad a chance to be a partner in his construction business. Work was hard to get in Arizona, but there was plenty here in his old hometown.

For Mom, too. She had gotten a better job at the Bank of Macinburg than she'd had at Sierra Trust in Arizona. "Instead of a teller, I'll be a financial service representative!"

I didn't know what a financial service representative was, but from the tone of her voice and Dad's big grin, I figured that for them it all boiled down to "a great opportunity." To top it all off, we'd be a lot closer to relatives, they kept saying. Grandma O'Keefe lived just a couple of hours away, in Ohio. And Oma and Opa were only a little farther in the other direction, in some place called Corbin, where Mom had grown up. We'd even get to visit with our cousins down in Atlanta on holidays!

Mom would talk of it all and smile. Dad would nod and say, "A great opportunity." Over and over and over he'd say it.

But right then I didn't feel like listening again, so I told them what they wanted to hear, even if I didn't mean it. (Sometimes you have to do that with adults—just say what they need you to say—so they'll get out of your face.) "I know," I said. "You guys loved it in Kentucky when you were kids."

The big grin crept back onto Dad's face. "And you will, too! Especially this house, once we get it fixed up." He winked. "There's a basketball hoop out back."

Mom put her arm around me. "And here you'll have your own room. No more sharing with Justin and Ellie."

I glanced over at the twins, who were trying to touch their tongues to their noses. The idea of having my own bedroom did sound good. They were always into my stuff in Arizona.

"Come see it!" Dad said. "It's got the same nice woodwork as the rest of the house and a big window with a view of the backyard. And it's private, too, off in its own corner."

I set Fang's terrarium down on the living room floor and leaned close to see if he was okay. I watched him crawl across the sand and move under the rock I had propped up for him. Just like me, I thought. He's homesick for the desert, for Arizona.

"Come on, Ryan," Mom said. "You'll love it!"

I set my official NBA basketball next to the terrarium, then followed Mom and Dad and the twins down a short hallway. Dad opened a door. "Ta-da!" he said, and flipped on the lights.

It was my very own bedroom … painted pink.


Where Y'all From?

I let out a groan as Justin and Ellie danced around singing, "Ryan has a pink room! Ryan has a pink room!"

Dad looked over the walls. "Oh, well, yeah," he said, glancing at me. "I guess another color would be better, huh?"

I just stood and stared with my mouth hanging open. How could anyone have ever thought this was a good color to paint a room? The pink was so bright, it made my eyeballs vibrate.

"We'll put paint at the top of the shopping list," Mom said.

Dad grinned. "You bet! Just name the color, Ryan. One … er, two coats and presto, a whole new feeling!"

I couldn't imagine even twenty coats doing the job.

"Is our room pink, too?" Ellie wanted to know. "I love pink."

"Or orange?" Justin asked. "Orange would be great!"

"I'll bet it's orange and pink!" Ellie offered.

Justin wiggled with excitement. "Yeah!"

"Can we see it? Can we see it?" they both sang.

"Sure, let's take a look," Dad said. He and Mom went upstairs with the twins, leaving me surrounded by all that pink. I closed my eyes and wished as hard as anyone has ever wished to be back where I belonged—Arizona.

Thunder rumbled not too far off, and rain plinked against my bedroom window glass. But through all that I heard another sound. Knock, knock, knock. It reminded me of The Wizard of Oz, when Dorothy clicked her heels together three times and wished to go home. I thumped the heels of my old basketball shoes together. There's no place like Arizona. There's no place like Arizona. There's no place like Arizona.

Knock, knock, knock.

I opened my eyes very slowly to see … pink.

Knock, knock, knock.

The door. The knocking sound was at our front door. I walked from my bedroom into the hall. "Mom?" I called up the stairs, hoping she'd go answer. "Dad?"

But they were still showing the twins their room. The knocking became very loud: KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK. I stepped back into the living room. A boy was peering in through the front screen door. He lowered his knocking hand as soon as he saw me. "Hi," he said. "Where y'all from?"

I took a few steps closer. "What did you say?"

The boy opened the screen door and stepped inside, letting a small brown dog in after him. Both had wiry hair and were wet from the rain. The boy, who looked about my age, was grinning, more out of one side of his mouth than the other, which made his eyebrows go lopsided. He spoke again. "I said, 'Where y'all from?'"

His words sounded like they were covered with maple syrup, kind of gooey with sliding sounds all over them. Mom had told me people would talk differently in Kentucky, with a southern accent, like she and Dad used to years ago, but still … It took a few seconds for the boy's words to sink in. He wanted to know where I'd moved from.

"Arizona," I answered.

"Arizona?" the boy said as if it were another planet. "I've lived across the street in that brick house yonder all my life." He stuck out his hand. "My name is Gordon, Gordon Schur."

No kids I had ever met shook hands unless their parents made them. But Gordon Schur acted like this was what everyone in Kentucky did, so I shook his hand, even though it felt weird.

"Howdy-do," Gordon said, shaking and shaking. His dog danced all around, its toenails clicking on the wooden floor, then shook its whole body, like it was saying howdy-do, too. Water went flying everywhere. I noted that a little of it got on Fang's terrarium. Being a desert critter, Fang doesn't like water, and I thought about moving him to a safer place.

But Gordon Schur still had hold of my hand and laughed—"Haw"—at his dog. Finally he let go of me and pointed at the mutt. "This is Colonel. We used to call him Alfred, but then he jumped up on the dining room table and swiped some fried chicken. We had to chase him all over the house to get it back. Dad said that was real fast food. Haw! Get it? Him running so fast with food in his mouth. So we decided to change Alfred to Colonel, after Colonel Sanders and his fast food Kentucky Fried Chicken. Haw! I laugh every time I think about it. Pretty funny, huh? Do you get it?"

"Uh, not really," I said, backing up a few steps and looking over my shoulder for Mom or Dad. Although I was beginning to understand more and more of the words the boy was saying—I guess my ears were getting kind of tuned in, like an antenna—I wasn't so sure I wanted to. Weird. This kid was weird.

Gordon grinned, and his eyebrows went lopsided again. "I'm going to be rich when I grow up, but this year I'll be twelve. How about you?"

"Twelve, too," I managed to get out.

"Great! Same grade! We can ride the bus together. Gotta go across town to get to junior high, you know. Yep, gonna get on the big yellow taxi with all those big kids and—"

"Wait a minute," I said, holding up my hand like a traffic cop. I stepped back toward Gordon Schur. I could have sworn he said he was going to be twelve soon, just like me, but that we'd be going to junior high. That was impossible. As well as I could remember, I had just finished fifth grade, and next was sixth. Sixth-graders don't go to junior high. That's later, in seventh grade. I must have heard wrong. This southern accent stuff was going to be tough. "You didn't say we'd go to junior high, did you?" I asked, leaning forward.

Gordon laughed. "Haw! I guess you hear as well as you talk, being from Arizona and all. Sure, junior high. Some folks call it middle school, but here in Macinburg we still call it junior high, even though sixth-graders go, too. Dad says some things never change, like my Aunt Tilly. She won't quit eating chocolate, even though it makes her silly! Haw! Get it? Silly Tilly. Yep, junior high for you and I."

I felt myself turning to jelly in the knees. This couldn't be. I'd spent the whole summer imagining myself a sixth-grader at elementary school. Like a good movie that you want to watch again and again, I'd pictured it all in living color: Me walking down the hall, little first-graders stepping out of the way. Me sitting in the back row during assemblies, looking so cool. Me getting to raise the flag or make announcements over the school intercom—stuff sixth-graders get to do. And at the top of the list was me finally getting my turn to be a team captain for basketball during recess. No more older kids around to always be in charge. I'd have a chance to pick my team and prove I can dribble, pass, and shoot. Then people would see how great I really am, despite being short. They'd see that I'm going to make it to the pros some day: Ryan O'Keefe, NBA All-Star! Me, sixth-grader, cool guy, great basketball player. That's how I'd imagined all summer it would be, even in Kentucky.

"Tell me it's not junior high," I said. But just then lightning flashed outside again and a big clap of thunder shook the house.

Colonel let out a soft whine. Gordon reached down and petted him. Colonel snuffled at Gordon's hand and thumped his tail against Gordon's leg. "Yep, junior high," Gordon said. "We'll be sixers."

"Sixers?" I said. The sound of the word made me feel queasy.

Gordon nodded. "Some things never change. We'll get picked on by the eighth-graders—and probably the seventh-graders, too. They'll call us sixers and jam our lockers by pounding pennies into the crack. Then we won't be able to get our books, and we'll end up being late for class and get sent to the principal, who I hear is as mean as ashcakes for Christmas. They'll block our way in the hall, too, and stuff us in trash cans and give us swirlies."

Swirlies? I was afraid to ask.

"They like messing with the little guys," Gordon went on. "We'll be the little guys, ya know."

Cold sweat began to form on my forehead. Being the size I am doesn't make the words little guys particular favorites. This was my worst nightmare, a real-life horror movie. What was next? Pimples? Hair in my nostrils?

"You have to switch classes all the time, too," Gordon continued, "which can get a person lost. And they make you change into gym clothes for PE in front of everybody!"

This was all happening so fast. It was too confusing, too crazy to be real. My head was swimming, my stomach starting to roll.

Colonel, I noticed, was beginning to nose around Fang's terrarium. I leaned down and grabbed it off the living room floor. I was feeling downright sick and had trouble standing back up. Dad had it all wrong. Kentucky wasn't an opportunity, it was a big mistake. I looked down at Fang, now out from under his rock. Don't worry, Fang, I'll do everything I can to get us home.

"And then when you get on the bus," Gordon was saying, "the older kids take your stuff and—" He stopped short and pointed. "Hey, is that big hairy thing a spider?"

I looked down at Fang, my poor homesick Fang. "It's just a tarantula," I managed to get out.


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Tarantula Shoes gets at the heart of middle school peer pressure. The characters are funny and have real world concerns. This book also gives a glimpse into what it is like to live in the south. But most of all the book has a great deal of humor and a good story to tell! It makes for a good read aloud for the first of the year.