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INTRODUCTION
HELLO.
My name is Dog, and this book is pretty much all about me.
For boozillions (is that a number?) of years, you humans have been obsessed with dogs. You love us, and we pretend to love you, be- cause you have biscuits and you stroke our bellies like idiots. We're like BFFs. Best Friends FOREVER.
Now, when human geeks invented the internet in 1811 (I think) it gave you a way to appreciate your Dogs on a WHOLE NEW LEVEL.
Oh yes.
Dogs on skateboards. Dogs on surf boards. Singing Dogs. Dancing Dogs. Dogs wearing glasses. Dogs wearing PANTS.
You guys just can't get enough of us ...
... Well, guess what?
I'm a Digital Dog in a Digital Age, and I'm pushing the Human/Dog relationship further than it's ever gone before.
How?
I learned a new trick. Yes, siree.
I have a phone, and I'm not afraid to use it.
The following pages are a testament to Dogular intelligence.
A collection of text messages sent from me to my idiot human.
This is the first stage. The next step is canine world domination.
WOOF.
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Excerpted from "Texts from Dog"
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Copyright © 2012 October Jones.
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