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Overview

Jimmy Fallon is very thankful. And in this first book to come from his TV show, he expresses his gratitude for everything from the light bulb he's too lazy to replace to the F12 button on his computer's keyboard. He thanks microbreweries for making his alcoholism seem like a neat hobby. He thanks the name "Lloyd" for having two L's. Otherwise it would just sound like "Loyd." He thanks the slow-moving family walking in front of him on the sidewalk. Without this "barricade of idiots," he might never have been forced to walk in the street and risk getting hit by a car in order to get around them. He's thankful to you, the person reading this right now. It means you're considering buying this book. You should do it. You will be thankful that you did.

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Before he became the star of his own late night namesake show, Jimmy Fallon starred on Saturday Night Live for five years. During that stint, he was well known for being unable to keep a straight face during skits. In these simulated thank you notes, however, he manages to keep his authorial tongue firmly planted in cheek while he expresses his "gratitude" to Miley Cyrus, Hillary Clinton, and hundreds of others. Only you the reader will be laughing uproariously. A paperback original.

Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780892967414
  • Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
  • Publication date: 5/23/2011
  • Pages: 176
  • Sales rank: 601
  • Product dimensions: 5.00 (w) x 7.12 (h) x 0.36 (d)

Meet the Author

Jimmy Fallon is the host of Late Night With Jimmy Fallon. Fallon was chosen by NBC as the replacement host when Conan O'Brien left in 2009. Before landing his own show, Fallon was a beloved cast member on Saturday Night Live for 5 years. Fallon has hosted several awards shows, and acted in numerous films, including Woody Allen's Anything Else and Cameron Crowe's Almost Famous. Jimmy currently lives in New York City.

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Thank You Notes

By Fallon, Jimmy

Grand Central Publishing

Copyright © 2011 Fallon, Jimmy
All right reserved.
ISBN: 9780892967414

Thank you

… the word moist, for being the worst word ever. I think I speak for all Americans when I say that we don’t want you as a word anymore. God, I hate you.

Thank you

… Taco Bell Chihuahua, for your many years of faithful service as a mildly offensive Mexican stereotype.

Thank you

… tequila. You know why… Oh, all right, I’ll just say it. Thank you for making me puke up everything I ate the night before. I lost two pounds!

Thank you

… Real Housewives of Atlanta, for demonstrating a universal truth: Idiots like me will always watch idiots like you fight on TV. You will forever be in my TiVo.

Thank you

… ants around my kitchen sink, for allowing every day to start with murder. Every day you take the paper towel express to Toiletville, and yet more of you arrive the next morning. I don’t get it, ants. But thank you.

Thank you

… DVR remote control, for your incredibly confusing response time. I push rewind five times and nothing happens, so I push it again and suddenly I’m all the way back to the beginning of the show, so I have to fast-forward again. Why won’t you just work, DVR remote? You’re so confusing. Thank you.

Thank you

… Dog Snuggie®, for allowing us to embarrass animals in a way I never imagined possible. You did it. Thanks for that.

Thank you

… slow-walking family walking in front of me on the sidewalk. No, please, take your time. And definitely spread out, too, so you create a barricade of idiots. I am so thankful that you forced me to walk into the street and risk getting hit by a car in order to pass you so I could resume walking at a normal human pace.

Thank you

… preseason football, for having all the excitement, commercials, and time-outs of the regular season, but with none of the mattering. I appreciate it. Thank you.

Thank you

… guy with the $10,000 sound system in his $800 car, for driving down Broadway this afternoon. You’re loud. You’re proud. You’re in a ’91 Tercel. Thank you.

Thank you

… guy at my dry cleaners, for charging me $11 to clean a dress shirt. It clearly doesn’t cost that much, but you know I’ll pay it anyway because I’m not really sure what you do and how much it should cost. In fact, I’m 99 percent sure that all you did was iron it and put a plastic sheet over it.

Thank you

… fantasy football draft, for letting me know that even in my fantasies, I am bad at sports.

Thank you

… newly discovered virus linked to penile cancer, for making me say the words penile cancer. I don’t think I have penile cancer, but maybe I’m just in penile. You know, penile is not just a river in Egypt. Sorry… I mean thanks. I should probably get it checked out.

Thank you

… Apple, for adding a camera to the iPod Nano. Now it’s just like the iPhone except it can’t make calls. So basically, it’s just like the iPhone.

Thank you

… guy in the revolving door who isn’t pulling his weight, for letting me handle all the pushing responsibilities while you handle all the waiting responsibilities. No, let me get it for you. You’re the king of the hotel entrance.

Thank you

… the F12 button on my keyboard. What is it you do again? Oh, that’s right—nothing.

Thank you

… Dad, for discovering text messaging. I really liked that text you sent with the smiley face, but not as much as the 27 blank text messages you sent right after. They kept me awake. Thanks, Dad.



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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 24, 2011

    Funny, but way too short.

    Jimmy Fallon is hilarious! I laughed a lot throughout the HOUR it took to read this whole book. It has about one sentence per page, but nearly each page was funny. I'm not sure it was worth the whole 8.99, given that it was so short.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 18, 2012

    Praise for thank you letters!!!

    This is a hilarious and very relstabke book. I laughed at every page!!!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 7, 2012

    Love everything Jimmy Fallon!

    Nice short read. Had me cracking up!

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  • Posted February 2, 2012

    Not recommended

    Waste of money

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  • Posted October 3, 2011

    What a Ripoff

    A sample is not provided because there would be scant material left to read. Fallon couldn't have taken more than a day or two to write this. In general, Jimmy Fallon is a talented comedian, but he should be embarrassed to have his name on this book.

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted September 30, 2011

    Funny!

    I enjoyed this book...I read it on a plane laughing out loud. Easy read. I finished before my flight was half over...LAX to Chicago.

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  • Posted August 8, 2011

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    My cheeks hurt!

    I laughed out loud on almost every page. SNL's Jimmy Fallon truly hits the mark with this one. Sarcastic notes to people and places that bother us all. A must read! -Michael

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  • Posted August 7, 2011

    yeahh.

    i loveee jimmy fallon so i bought his book. was sad to realize that even though it says i can readit on nook for android i can not. i cant read it on my computer either. *status* yet too have been read!

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  • Posted June 27, 2011

    Thank you

    Thank you for making me laugh over and over again. This book is the answer to a day void of laughter!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 26, 2011

    Sample????

    Theres absolutely no sample for this book.... dont want to spend money due to the awful sample, we need a bit more please.

    0 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted June 21, 2011

    Don't bother downloading a sample!

    I've heard many good things about this book, and I downloaded a sample for my nook. The sample download didn't give you any part of the actual book, rather just the first pages (title page, copyright page, acknowledgments, etc.) The sample ended just before the book started. Disappointed. :(

    0 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted June 21, 2011

    I love jimmy fallon!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I met him in 2009!!!! He is really nice!!! Funny book!!!

    0 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted June 13, 2011

    Quick%2C+funny%2C+fun+read%0A

    This+is+a+short%2C+funny+book+of+thank+you+notes+from+his+show.+Very+relatable+funny+observations+about+life.++Funny%2Cfunny%2C+funny%21

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted June 12, 2011

    Lovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeedddddddd+it+absolutely+loved+the+book

    Jimmy+fallon+is+absolutely+amazing+he+is+awesome+as+well+as+his+book........

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 5, 2011

    NOT WORTH THE MONEY

    BOOK STARTS OUT SAYING IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE BOOK THEN YOU NEED TO COME AND FIND HIM AND GET HIM TO BUY YOU HALF A BEER, WELL JIMMY YOU OWE ME HALF A BEER. SADLY, I WAS DISAPPOINTED, LURED IN BY THE HUMOR ONLY JIMMY CAN PROVIDE BUT LEFT A FEELING OF NEEDING MORE.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 3, 2011

    Disappointed

    I was upset to spend over $10 on a book with LITERALLY one sentence per page. I was done in 1 hour. I can't believe what a waste of money this book was!

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted June 3, 2011

    No thank you

    Mr Fallon what bar can i find you at? You owe me a part of a beer... Thank You for allowing me to purchase this book for only $8.99 and Thank you for making me realize that the book 'Emails from an A*hole' is a funnier book to give my friends.

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  • Posted May 28, 2011

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    Couldnt stop laughing!

    This book is incredible! Couldnt stop laughing. You need this in your book collection.

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  • Posted May 25, 2011

    Laugh until it hurts

    This book will have you laughing......this book is great

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  • Posted May 24, 2011

    Hottie

    Jimmy fallon 1 is a super hottie!!! And absolutely HILARIOUS!!!!

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