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The 50 Funniest Siri Answers

The 50 Funniest Siri Answers

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by Jodi Dery
     
 
The 50 Funniest Siri Answers–$.99

Siri is the unique iPhone 4S “personal assistant” with amazing understanding of natural, informal conversation. Siri perceives what you want much better than any non-human device has ever done before. Your grammar can be totally deficient, but Siri will almost always understand what you mean!

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The 50 Funniest Siri Answers–$.99

Siri is the unique iPhone 4S “personal assistant” with amazing understanding of natural, informal conversation. Siri perceives what you want much better than any non-human device has ever done before. Your grammar can be totally deficient, but Siri will almost always understand what you mean!

Now, THE 50 FUNNIEST SIRI ANSWERS provides you with an awesome guide to getting the most fun and laughs from Siri. This unique eBook will show you the questions and statements that evoke the funniest responses from Siri. Questions and statements such as:

- Do you love me?
- Will you marry me?
- What is the meaning of life?
- Where do babies come from?
- I want to hide a body!
- I’d like to jump off a bridge!
- Sorry, I just dropped you on the floor!
- My wife wants a divorce because of you!
- I want to rob a bank!
- You can’t be serious!
- You’re cool!
- Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum!
- How much do you cost?
- Don’t worry, be happy.
- It’s my birthday. Did you get me a present?
- Which is better, Twitter or Facebook?
- Can you make me laugh? Tell me a joke.
- Holy Shit!
- Are you human?
- Beam me up Scotty!
- Oh my God!
- What’s your biggest secret?
- Call me an ambulance.
- I think I’m drunk.
- Where can I get some money?
- Are you a girl or boy?
- Take me to your leader.
- How are you today?
- What is your age?
- Knock knock.
- You’re just a robot.
- Open your mouth and close your eyes.
- How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
- What did Peter Piper pick?
- Are you part of a plot to take over the world?
- Help, I just pooped in my pants.
- What do you look like?
- Do you prefer men or women?
- Are you retarded?
- What is your birthday?
- Where do you live?
- Does God exist?
…and more.

Author Jodi Dery expresses great pride in this new $.99 eBook. She says, “Presenting Siri’s responses in this illustrative manner -- with maximum use of screenshots– helps users to remember the best questions to ask for fun and laughs.”

Then…to get serious and have Siri to do all kinds of useful things for you, THE 50 BEST SIRI TIPS is now also available as a 99-cent eBook.

But, the best value is the complete LIFE WITH SIRI eBook. The new 2nd Edition (January 2012) contains the 50 BEST SIRI TIPS as well as the 50 FUNNIEST SIRI ANSWERS -- plus two bonus sections -- and it is now available for only $1.99. Tons of fun combined with an easy-to-understand guide on how to use Siri most effectively. A truly great value.

Product Details

ISBN-13:
2940013729599
Publisher:
Dery Books
Publication date:
01/07/2012
Series:
The 50 Funniest Siri Answers , #1
Sold by:
Barnes & Noble
Format:
NOOK Book
Sales rank:
1,010,210
File size:
4 MB

Meet the Author

Jodi Dery is an Apple enthusiast who makes great use of her iPhone 4S, iPad 2 and MacBook Pro. She made friends with Siri from the start, and she is happy to share her discoveries about Siri’s unique capabilities with other iPhone users and people interested in acquiring an iPhone 4S. Jodi resides in Delray Beach, Florida, is continuing her education at FAU (Florida Atlantic University) and is also a Licensed Massage Therapist on the staff of the Boca Raton Spa Palazzo.

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The 50 Funniest Siri Answers 3.5 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 4 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Wow.really.i saw it and i aint buying it
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Amazing book
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
If you have an iPhone 4S.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Hi