The 9 Things She Wishes You Knew When You Are Eating Her Pussy [NOOK Book]

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I'm a big fan of sex. I really enjoy it – when it's good. However, good seems to be a rarity in today's world. I get more than an earful every time I have lunch with a girlfriend. It seems that all too often the men in their lives just don't know what they're doing south of the border.

I don't know who to blame. Maybe the P.E. coach that taught them about the birds and the bees didn't know anything himself. Maybe they were too busy ...
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Overview

I'm a big fan of sex. I really enjoy it – when it's good. However, good seems to be a rarity in today's world. I get more than an earful every time I have lunch with a girlfriend. It seems that all too often the men in their lives just don't know what they're doing south of the border.

I don't know who to blame. Maybe the P.E. coach that taught them about the birds and the bees didn't know anything himself. Maybe they were too busy daydreaming about boobs and pussies to pay attention and learn a bit about them. Maybe they learned some things on the playground that were just wrong and they have never realized the error. Whatever the case, it has become obvious to me that too often men in have good hearts and great intentions, but every now and again, they need a bit of a shove in the right direction.

I took my first stab at helping to eliminate this problem with another one of my works The 7 Secrets To Female Orgasm: Everything You Need To Know To Keep Your Girl Happy (ISBN 9780985178208). I originally wrote it as a check out aisle magazine style article. It was never intended to be the end all be all sex manual. It wasn't going to tell you how the do it “Japanese Style” or list any sex positions that would require an advanced Yoga degree. On the contrary, it was designed to be simple, easily read and absorbed. I also worked to keep it short so people would actually sit down and read it. Good sex advice is worthless if no one ever reads it.

The response I got was better than I ever imagined. It made me think that people out in the world actually were interested in practical, simple, easy and quick to read works that help to improve their sex lives. Since then, I have produced others, and now I am going to do the same with pussy eating. Yes, going down, muff diving, munching fur burger. All of it.

I love pussy eating and it is really one of my favorite bedroom activities. However, I would be a liar if I said that pussy eating didn't require a little instruction before it gets really good. Ladies, the first time a man went down on you (unless he was an older, experienced suitor) I'll bet nothing happened. He licked around, expected you to cum instantly and then you didn't. He moved on and you didn't say anything. Well, that's because no one had ever told him the contents of this work. Men, the first time you ate a pussy (I don't care if she was screaming until the neighbors pounded on the walls) I am willing to bet that it felt good but she didn't cum. Now again, this isn't your fault. No one ever sat you down and told you a few things. Again, this document aims to correct that.

Let's all face it. Sex is better when the woman cums. To often, she get overlooked, rushed and sometimes even ignored. This makes her less inclined to have sex. Why wouldn't it? It's no fun for her. However, when she is cumming frequently and feels an equal and important part of a sexual coupling, wonderful things happen. She opens up. She becomes an enthusiastic participant. She even becomes the seducer. The sex is better. It happens more often and lasts longer. She can't get enough. I think you get the picture. The bullet point would be that eating your woman's pussy to orgasm makes your sex life richer. This work is going to teach you how to do just that. No nonsense, no tricks, no gimmicks.
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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940014354950
  • Publisher: Guiscard Media Services
  • Publication date: 5/28/2012
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 215,547
  • File size: 83 KB

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 31, 2013

    Great

    Good advice. Sex is better. Call me Chloe the life saver people.

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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