Table of Contents
The Importance of Being Antelope: A Prologue xi
Introduction: Erring on the Side of Love xv
Chapter 1 Warm Heart, Cold Salad Bowl 1
Chapter 2 The Art of Kissing Frogs 13
Chapter 3 White Lace and Promises and Cake 21
Chapter 4 The Day After 31
Chapter 5 Young Love and Old Love and a Rat 41
Chapter 6 The Great House Search 51
Chapter 7 We Make Dave Ramsey Sad 55
Chapter 8 Home Improvement 63
Chapter 9 In Sickness and in Health 73
Chapter 10 Nilla Wafers Aren't a Food Group 87
Chapter 11 That Time I Almost Went on Judge Judy 95
Chapter 12 Root, Root, Root for the Home Team 101
Chapter 13 The Couple That Shops Together Has My Sympathies 109
Chapter 14 And Baby Makes Three 117
Chapter 15 I Would Do Anything for Love, but I Won't Shoot That 125
Chapter 16 Don't Stop Till You Get Enough or the Feds Show Up 135
Chapter 17 The Twisted Gift of the Magi 145
Chapter 18 Frigidaire Will Be So Envious 151
Chapter 19 Because Innuendo Is the Sincerest Form of Flattery 161
Chapter 20 In-Laws and Outlaws 167
Chapter 21 Skeletons and Grace 177
Chapter 22 Deck the Halls 183
Chapter 23 The Antelope in the Living Room 191
Chapter 24 Coming Home 197
Acknowledgments 203
About the Author 205