The ultimate guide for couch potatoes, snack connoisseurs, and anyone who's ever used a yoga mat as a nap pad. Packed with wit, excuses, and a touch of unapologetic laziness, this book redefines fitness-by actively rejecting it.
From dodging workout invitations with Oscar-worthy excuses to turning sitting into a competitive sport, you'll learn the fine art of staying gloriously sedentary in a world obsessed with burpees and boot camps. There's advice on mastering fitness-free fashion (because leggings are for lounging, not lunging) and clever strategies for posting fake gym selfies that will make your followers marvel at your dedication.
So kick back, grab a snack, and prepare to laugh your way through this celebration of inactivity. After all, why jog to nowhere on a treadmill when you can sprint to the fridge?
The ultimate guide for couch potatoes, snack connoisseurs, and anyone who's ever used a yoga mat as a nap pad. Packed with wit, excuses, and a touch of unapologetic laziness, this book redefines fitness-by actively rejecting it.
From dodging workout invitations with Oscar-worthy excuses to turning sitting into a competitive sport, you'll learn the fine art of staying gloriously sedentary in a world obsessed with burpees and boot camps. There's advice on mastering fitness-free fashion (because leggings are for lounging, not lunging) and clever strategies for posting fake gym selfies that will make your followers marvel at your dedication.
So kick back, grab a snack, and prepare to laugh your way through this celebration of inactivity. After all, why jog to nowhere on a treadmill when you can sprint to the fridge?
The Art of Avoiding Exercise: Why Sweat When You Can Sit?
The Art of Avoiding Exercise: Why Sweat When You Can Sit?
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Product Details
| BN ID: | 2940203754554 |
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| Publisher: | Paula Moore |
| Publication date: | 11/14/2025 |
| Edition description: | Unabridged |
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