The Awesome Guide to Life: Get Fit, Get Laid, Get Your Sh*t Together

The Awesome Guide to Life: Get Fit, Get Laid, Get Your Sh*t Together

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by Jason Ellis
     
 

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In the same inimitable, uncensored, and hilarious style that has made him one of the most popular voices on satellite radio, Jason Ellis unleashes his no-holds-barred words of advice on diet and exercise, cultivating your signature look, partying, getting laid, maintaining a relationship—and more!

Maybe—like Jason Ellis—you want to have sex with

Overview

In the same inimitable, uncensored, and hilarious style that has made him one of the most popular voices on satellite radio, Jason Ellis unleashes his no-holds-barred words of advice on diet and exercise, cultivating your signature look, partying, getting laid, maintaining a relationship—and more!

Maybe—like Jason Ellis—you want to have sex with multiple partners and then talk about it on the radio while wearing cheetah pants . . .

Or maybe you have some goals of your own. Whatever the case may be, Jason believes it's all about getting off your ass and maximizing the opportunities that life has to offer. It's about remembering that you are alive, right now, and that won't always be the case. So do something. Anything. Enjoy the ride. Go outside and get naked.

Jason can tell you how to handle every situation life throws at you and play it like a champ: how to look, how to act, how to pick up a stripper—you name it.

But that's just for starters. Jason believes that to get what you really want out of life, you have to have confidence. And true confidence is something you have to earn, by deciding what you want from life and then pursuing your passion until you make your dreams a reality.

This book will show you how to develop the positive attitude that will allow you to truly make things happen.

Editorial Reviews

Publishers Weekly
12/23/2013
Former skateboarding star, currently satellite radio talk show host, and self-proclaimed awesome guy Ellis ("I'm Awesome") delivers an entertaining self-help book. There is a sincere attempt to provide helpful hints to his target audience —men ages 18–to 25—that is both enlightening and hilarious, as Ellis offers a simple code to live by: "When you figure out how to be awesome at one thing, the same rules apply to the rest of the shit in your life." He includes everything from exercise ("I suggest going to the gym, facing another man, and then punching each other in the face. It's euphoric") to clothes ("for the love of Christ, get your laces straightened out. chicks care about that"), and tattoos ("if the word or the phrase you want is too cheesy to write in English, then Asian characters won't save it"). Even when he decides to give some advice to women ("Vagina hair is on the comeback trail these days") Ellis isn't snarky, but truly wants to "motivate people to try harder and become better." (Mar.)

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9780062270153
Publisher:
HarperCollins Publishers
Publication date:
02/18/2014
Pages:
208
Sales rank:
727,176
Product dimensions:
5.90(w) x 9.00(h) x 0.70(d)

Meet the Author

Jason Ellis is a pro skater, host of SiriusXM's The Jason Ellis Show, and New York Times bestselling author of I'm Awesome: One Man's Triumphant Quest to Become the Sweetest Dude Ever. He lives in Los Angeles, where he continues to kick ass on a daily basis.

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The Awesome Guide to Life: Get Fit, Get Laid, Get Your Sh*t Together 4.6 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 5 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I looked at the ratings all had 5 stars so pretty good havent read yet tough so 3 star
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Funny as hell, well written, and what's great is it's written just like Ellis speaks on his radio. Awesome.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Two stories and three bedrooms. Okay quality but it costs $400,000.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This Book is a great read for a laugh or for some advise about life and it's pursuits.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Kiss your hand post this on three books and look under your pillow