The Bass Wore Scales [NOOK Book]

Overview

Where does a 500 lb. “born-again” gorilla sleep?
Anywhere he wants!

For Detective Hayden Konig, things are going well. He enjoys his two jobs, he’s independently wealthy, his girlfriend has agreed not to marry him, and no one has been killed in St. Germaine since Palm Sunday.

gorillaIn spite of all this success, Hayden has one more dream ...
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The Bass Wore Scales

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Overview

Where does a 500 lb. “born-again” gorilla sleep?
Anywhere he wants!

For Detective Hayden Konig, things are going well. He enjoys his two jobs, he’s independently wealthy, his girlfriend has agreed not to marry him, and no one has been killed in St. Germaine since Palm Sunday.

gorillaIn spite of all this success, Hayden has one more dream to realize—he longs to be a writer. As the organist and choir director of St. Barnabas Episcopal Church, he takes every opportunity to inflict his attempts at hard-boiled, musical detective stories on the choir, and, to boost his credibility, he’s even purchased Raymond Chandler’s actual typewriter. It doesn’t help.

Summers in North Carolina are usually peaceful, but when Kokomo, the world-famous signing gorilla, comes to town, suddenly there’s a dead body in the church and all the evidence points to the great ape. Can Hayden figure out the mystery in time to save Kokomo? (Well...of course he can...)
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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940013825604
  • Publisher: SJMPbooks
  • Publication date: 12/8/2011
  • Series: The Liturgical Mysteries , #5
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Pages: 240
  • Sales rank: 168,917
  • File size: 2 MB

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 22, 2012

    What a hoot! This is a GREAT read!

    Mr. Schweizer has quickly become one of my favorite authors. His works are light, easy to read, quick to pull you in, and has delightful turns of plot. I've embarrassed myself repeatedly, by laughing OUT LOUD while reading his work. Thoroughly enjoyable! I LOVE Moosey!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 16, 2012

    I'm reading the entire set, in order, and as much as I have enjo

    I'm reading the entire set, in order, and as much as I have enjoyed them all, this one had me rolling on the floor!! It is especially funny to me as a music major in college; I recognize so much of the 'music-speak' from my classes! A must for everyone, even if you're not a musician, music major, choir member, or an Episcopalian!!

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