The Best American Erotica 1999

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From Susie Bright, America's most outrageous and outspoken chronicler of the nation's sexual practices, comes this eagerly awaited new volume of the creme de la creme of erotic literature of 1998.
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Overview

From Susie Bright, America's most outrageous and outspoken chronicler of the nation's sexual practices, comes this eagerly awaited new volume of the creme de la creme of erotic literature of 1998.
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Editorial Reviews

From the Publisher
Margot Mifflin The New York Times Book Review She's like a big sister eager to usher you into a forbidden world of free-range fantasy.

Robert L. Pela The Advocate If Bright collected pennies as efficiently as she collects sexy stories, she'd be a zillionaire.

Joshua Green
In The Best American Erotica 1999 you'll find all manner of the dirty deed, from sex on the bus (Anne Tourney's "How to Come on a Bus") to sex on the phone (Marian Phillips' "Three Obscene Telephone Calls") to even sex with an Idaho potato (Cecilia Tan's "Penetration").

But credit editor Susie Bright for delivering more than just literary luridness. Though she certainly has an eye for the unusual, Bright strikes a balance between traditional and avant garde erotica that readers have come to expect from this yearly anthology. In this edition, two of the unlikeliest stories are also the most captivating: Ben Niehart's parody of sexual perversity in the record industry ("The Number One Song in the Country") and Robin Sweeney's well-paced account of chatroom lesbian disciplinarians ("Picking Up Daddy").

The best stories in this collection don't merely describe sex, they offer something in the way of character, plot or humor. Nowhere is this better demonstrated than in "Je t'aime, Batman, je t'adore," Kelly McQuain's achingly funny tale of gay superheroes. With a sublime sense of parody, McQuain takes Saturday Night Live's "Ambiguously Gay Duo" to extremes by revealing Robin's animal lust for a smoldering but oblivious Batman. Plagued by the Joker and a series of ill-timed "Bat-boners," Robin's plight told through McQuain's crackling prose transcends any previous notions of erotica.
Playboy.com
New York Times Book Review
She's like a big sister eager to usher you into a forbidden world of free-range fantasy.
—Margot Mifflin
Advocate
If Bright collected pennies as efficiently as she collects sexy stories, she'd be a zillionaire.
—Robert L. Pela
Publishers Weekly
There's always something for everyone in a Best American Erotica anthology, and this 10th anniversary edition of the long-running series serves up the usual "it takes all kinds" m lange. Edited once again by connoisseur Bright (Susie Bright's Sexwise), this collection features a soft-focus excerpt from Susanna Kaysen's memoir The Camera My Mother Gave Me as well as stories from relative unknowns exploring s&m, transgender issues and voyeurism. Greta Christina's "A Live One" is a seductive tale of a peep-show sex worker and her satisfying interaction with a customer behind glass. "Ponyboy" by James Williams showcases the world of submissive men ("ponies") and their "riders." Paula Bomer truly surprises with her combination of emotional honesty and raw sex in "Fucking His Wife, Four Months Pregnant with Their Third Child." In addition to 23 tales culled from various publications (including Penthouse, Paramour and Zyzzyva) over the last year, this collection also boasts two bonus features. Bright includes the results of an author questionnaire offering sociological data about 137 of the BAE contributors from the last decade: ages, occupations, colleges attended, hobbies enjoyed and crimes committed are candidly revealed along with contributors' thoughts about censorship, anonymity and the stigma attached to erotic writing. Bright has also surveyed readers to compile a list of the favorite 100 BAE stories of the past 10 years, five of which are reprinted here. This enormous range of subjects and styles is what makes the anthology shine, although some of the stories sacrifice good prose for steamy effects. (Feb.) Copyright 2002 Cahners Business Information.
Kirkus Reviews
If the tenth anniversary edition of Bright's sturdy annual isn't all things to all men, women, and warm-blooded animals, it's not for lack of trying.

Now that the indefatigable impresario (Full Exposure: Opening Up to Sexual Creativity and Erotic Expression, 1999, etc.) has left behind the focus on fetishism and identity politics that made several of her earlier collections seem pat and mechanical, the 23 new stories here are less wide-ranging but more heartfelt and emotionally appealing even for readers who may not be gay, lesbian, transgendered, or sadomasochistic themselves. If Lisa Wolfe's "How to Make a Cake" is nothing more than a deliciously straightforward paean to X-rated baking, Susan St. Aubin's "The Man in the Gray Flannel Tights" rings some unexpected changes on crossdressing; Tsaurah Litzky's "End of the World Sex" lives up to its label; even Martha Miller's fleet "The Baby-Sitter" takes off from the time-honored fantasy suggested by its title to plumb the erotics of spousal jealousy. Meanwhile, Susan Volchok's deadpan "How We Did It" amusingly sends up the Insert-Tab-A tone of some of the selections from bygone years. The most interesting features of the volume are the ones that offer evidence of the series' growing pains: the obligatory inclusion of mainstream authors like Chuck Palahniuk, Dagoberto Gilb, and Susanna Kaysen; extensive excerpts from Bright's interviews with the authors of all the first ten annuals ("Q: Do you have any collections we should know about?" A: Accordians"); the results of a readers' poll that identified the 100 favorite stories from earlier volumes; and the reprinting of the top five vote-getters, which are all, in their very different ways,hot stuff indeed.

Though Bright can't decide whether she's broadening, legitimizing, or kidding erotic fiction, and her indecision sometimes seems awkward, the escape from pigeonholing it may be the best indication of the genre's health, and that of its legion of readers.

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780684843957
  • Publisher: Touchstone
  • Publication date: 2/16/1999
  • Series: Best American Erotica Series
  • Edition description: Original
  • Pages: 256
  • Product dimensions: 0.61 (w) x 5.50 (h) x 8.50 (d)

Meet the Author

Susie Bright is the editor of The Best American Erotica series and host of the weekly audio show In Bed with Susie Bright on Audible.com. She has been a columnist for Playboy and Salon, and has been profiled in USA TODAY, Los Angeles Times, Esquire, Rolling Stone, Mother Jones, and Vanity Fair, among other publications. An international lecturer on sexuality and feminism, she won the 2004 Writer of the Year Award at the Erotic Awards in London. Ms. Bright lives in Santa Cruz, California.

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Introduction
I'm the woman who loves mail too much. In porno parlance, I'd say I have a big blue box with a red flag that begs to be stuffed. Bills do not count. Flyers offering me 4.9 percent interest for six seconds or season-end catalogs for ladies' cotton underwear also do not count. I hate that trash.
What I like, and fortunately what I get nearly every day, is a letter from a stranger telling me what he or she thinks of my work. Sometimes it's one of those reader surveys tucked at the end of this volume. Other times people have the urge to go beyond those tiny sheets and send me a full page of opinion.
I bask in their praise. I also seem to soak neck-deep in their criticism until I turn pruney. I am driven to hear my critics without flinching, to have the fortitude to say, "You're absolutely right, and I'm going to change this." Yet I do have rebellious moments when I want to turn the tables, and say, "Oh, shut up." I guess this introduction is one of those moments.
The number one peeve in my complaint box is, "Why aren't there more stories in The Best American Erotica that get me off?"
I've written down the entire list of demands I've received on this count, including "No more stories about gays," "No more stories about weirdos," "Lay off the S/M," "More lesbo sex but drop the fags," "No yucky blood," "Can the fatties," and "Please, no more men with big throbbing thighs."
I have also noted the reader outrage that certain types of sex are not well enough represented in The Best American Erotica, to wit: "normal heterosexuals" (I'd like to see Exhibit A on this one), "normal intercourse," "lesbians who are really lesbians" (panty check?), and "men with extra-large penises" (who's measuring?).
Pleasing everyone has been hopeless, and yet on some entirely serendipitous occasions, a simultaneous pleasure. I would say the most popular story I ran in the last edition was certainly not about "normal intercourse," but it was the hands-down crowd favorite: "She Gets Her Ass Fucked Good." I couldn't pass up a story with a name like that either, and it was a thrill for me to finally find authors with the proud butt-sense to write a story where a woman thrives on anal sex instead of being disgusted.
In The Best American Erotica edition the year before that, "The Hit," by Aaron Travis, was the favorite. It's got blood, S/M, nasty gunplay, and an all-male cast, and it is also one of the best erotic crime stories I've ever read. I wondered, after I stopped screaming at its climax, "Will this be too much for BAE?" But I've learned over the years that if a sex story is so riveting you can't put it down, it doesn't matter what the content is, the reader will be captivated. It turned out "The Hit" was the most frequently praised story in that year's collection, and I'm certain that none of the fans who wrote me have experienced anything "normal" in real life like the Mafia hit job that author Travis described.
One of the first stories I ever published, early in my erotica career, was a story called "Rubenesque," by Magenta Michaels. People still write me about this story ten years after I edited it. In it, a woman with an ample figure and, in particular, queen-size thighs, finds herself at a literary luncheon where she gets eaten out underneath her heavy tablecloth by one of the hotel workmen. Now, this whole business of under-the-counter cunnilingus is not new, but this character's voluptuous innocence was so poignantly and sensually described that the story was irresistible — to the slim as well as the fat.
I never tell people ahead of time what the "content" of my erotic collections will be. If I tell you I have fifteen heterosexuals, nine and a half lesbians, six men who may or may not be gay, and a partridge in a dildo harness, what does that tell you about whether it's hot or not? Likewise, I could testify to the number of come shots and detail the positions — but who's to say any particular cock and clit will make music together? The best kind of sex writing takes me on an adventure I'd never dream of myself, and at the same time, gets me exactly where I live.
I also like to be selfish sometimes, and it's taken a hell of a long time to admit it. I think the worst personal criticism I ever heard as a child was, "You're nothing but the worst sort of selfish." I wanted the first slice of every birthday cake, and mourned for my toys and books when I was supposed to be doing the laundry. All of these were likely to get me branded with the big "S."
Now that I'm a mother myself, as much as I vowed I would never use that label on my daughter, it has come to haunt me — the innocent audacity with which children will tell you just exactly what they want — and that, by the way, they want it now. How can they be such thoughtless little pigs!
In due time, I learned as an adult all the vile niceties about how to say what you want...without really saying it. When that failed to make an impression, I blamed myself for daring to have a preference in the first place. It was the burden of my first years as a lover that I never revealed what would make me have an orgasm, I never touched my clit or asked for it to be touched. I wanted someone to just look into my eyes and turn on the magic. To say out loud how I wanted to get fucked would have been so humiliating! — that is, until finally I got so frustrated (or was it just old enough?) that I blurted it out.
I had no idea that it was a turn-on to tell my lovers what aroused me — now that was magic. The way they reacted to my trust and confidence could easily be the most passionate part of our time together. I simultaneously realized that being chastened for my fantasies by a lover was worse than a cold shower for ruining any chance we had for erotic chemistry.
I actually have two sets of ideas about erotic self-interest. If someone tells me in bed that they like it missionary style, I'm thrilled to know the details and I'm more than ready to pray and play. It's good for people to know what makes them come alive, and I envy those who know themselves without apologies.
But outside the bedroom negotiation, if that same selfish little brat tells me that I'm supposed to make an anthology of The Best American Erotica out of their strict formula — well, I'm afraid that's where you have to learn to share. When erotic fantasy becomes literature, there has to be a spirit of generosity and adventure to keep the artistic momentum alive. This is a group experience.
The Best American Erotica isn't one of those handy stroke zines or Special Prosecutor Reports where all the juicy parts are labeled by page: "Cigar fantasies, pp. 5-7." When I was a kid, exploring my first erotica, this is what I was familiar with. It was so exciting to read something forbidden in my repertoire that I couldn't read enough, and I followed the signs and page numbers to all my favorite taboos. Until, one day, to my amazement, I realized that the same page number over and over again was not enough — there had to be something in the writing to elevate me past the expected. I wanted to be surprised.
The Best American Erotica, I'll confess, truly does have an agenda. It isn't a dial-an-orgasm collection. The stories have to pass the wet test, but they don't aim for the broadest common denominator — if there even is one in human sexuality. This whole business of defining what is "average," or worse, "normal," in erotic fantasy is a losers' game. We may have plastic surgery to make everyone's noses and tits look the same, but psychologically our erotic profile is unique, and there's no messing with it.
Instead, I like my Best American Erotica stories to be a portrait of the times we live in. I have daydreams of aliens discovering The Best American Erotica collection a thousand years from now and saying, "So this is what turned the earthlings on." I hope they have more tolerance and curiosity than the critics who write to me now and say, "If this is sex in America, then I'm a duck."
The doubters might as well start quacking — or get out of the house more often. You better believe this is sex in America — and if we weren't so pruney from our own long soak in censorship and shaming, that fact would be perfectly obvious.
Susie Bright
Valentine's Day, 1999
Copyright © 1999 by Susie Bright

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Table of Contents

Contents
A Special Note...and a New Publication Date
Introduction
ELISE D'HAENE
From Licking Our Wounds
ANNE TOURNEY
How to Come on a Bus
KELLY McQUAIN
Je t'aime, Batman, je t'adore
RICHARD COLLINS
The Two Gentlemen of Verona
MICHAEL THOMAS FORD
Jack
A. M. HOMES
From The End of Alice
THOMAS S. ROCHE
Up for a Nickel
CECILIA TAN
Penetration
JACK MURNIGHAN
Watershed
KEVIN KILLIAN
Spurt
MARIAN PHILLIPS
Three Obscene Telephone Calls
ROBIN SWEENEY
Picking Up Daddy
BEN NEIHART
The Number One Song in the Country
JOHN MASON SKIPP
All This and Heaven, Too
DONALD RAWLEY
Mother of Pearl
MARY ANNE MOHANRAJ
Fleeing Gods
TSAURAH LITZKY
The Balm That Heals
MICHAEL BRONSKI
Doctor Fell
EDO VAN BELKOM
The Terminatrix
EDWARD FALCO
Tell Me What It Is
KERI PENTAUK
Is Your Husband Obsessed with On-Line Pornography?
Contributors
Reader's Directory
Credits
Reader Survey

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Introduction

Introduction

I'm the woman who loves mail too much. In porno parlance, I'd say I have a big blue box with a red flag that begs to be stuffed. Bills do not count. Flyers offering me 4.9 percent interest for six seconds or season-end catalogs for ladies' cotton underwear also do not count. I hate that trash.

What I like, and fortunately what I get nearly every day, is a letter from a stranger telling me what he or she thinks of my work. Sometimes it's one of those reader surveys tucked at the end of this volume. Other times people have the urge to go beyond those tiny sheets and send me a full page of opinion.

I bask in their praise. I also seem to soak neck-deep in their criticism until I turn pruney. I am driven to hear my critics without flinching, to have the fortitude to say, "You're absolutely right, and I'm going to change this." Yet I do have rebellious moments when I want to turn the tables, and say, "Oh, shut up." I guess this introduction is one of those moments.

The number one peeve in my complaint box is, "Why aren't there more stories in The Best American Erotica that get me off?"

I've written down the entire list of demands I've received on this count, including "No more stories about gays," "No more stories about weirdos," "Lay off the S/M," "More lesbo sex but drop the fags," "No yucky blood," "Can the fatties," and "Please, no more men with big throbbing thighs."

I have also noted the reader outrage that certain types of sex are not well enough represented in The Best American Erotica, to wit: "normal heterosexuals" (I'd like to see Exhibit A on this one), "normal intercourse," "lesbians who are really lesbians" (pantunder-the-counter cunnilingus is not new, but this character's voluptuous innocence was so poignantly and sensually described that the story was irresistible -- to the slim as well as the fat.

I never tell people ahead of time what the "content" of my erotic collections will be. If I tell you I have fifteen heterosexuals, nine and a half lesbians, six men who may or may not be gay, and a partridge in a dildo harness, what does that tell you about whether it's hot or not? Likewise, I could testify to the number of come shots and detail the positions -- but who's to say any particular cock and clit will make music together? The best kind of sex writing takes me on an adventure I'd never dream of myself, and at the same time, gets me exactly where I live.

I also like to be selfish sometimes, and it's taken a hell of a long time to admit it. I think the worst personal criticism I ever heard as a child was, "You're nothing but the worst sort of selfish." I wanted the first slice of every birthday cake, and mourned for my toys and books when I was supposed to be doing the laundry. All of these were likely to get me branded with the big "S."

Now that I'm a mother myself, as much as I vowed I would never use that label on my daughter, it has come to haunt me -- the innocent audacity with which children will tell you just exactly what they want -- and that, by the way, they want it now. How can they be such thoughtless little pigs!

In due time, I learned as an adult all the vile niceties about how to say what you want...without really saying it. When that failed to make an impression, I blamed myself for daring to have a preference in the first place. It was the burden of my first years as a l over that I never revealed what would make me have an orgasm, I never touched my clit or asked for it to be touched. I wanted someone to just look into my eyes and turn on the magic. To say out loud how I wanted to get fucked would have been so humiliating! -- that is, until finally I got so frustrated (or was it just old enough?) that I blurted it out.

I had no idea that it was a turn-on to tell my lovers what aroused me -- now that was magic. The way they reacted to my trust and confidence could easily be the most passionate part of our time together. I simultaneously realized that being chastened for my fantasies by a lover was worse than a cold shower for ruining any chance we had for erotic chemistry.

I actually have two sets of ideas about erotic self-interest. If someone tells me in bed that they like it missionary style, I'm thrilled to know the details and I'm more than ready to pray and play. It's good for people to know what makes them come alive, and I envy those who know themselves without apologies.

But outside the bedroom negotiation, if that same selfish little brat tells me that I'm supposed to make an anthology of The Best American Erotica out of their strict formula -- well, I'm afraid that's where you have to learn to share. When erotic fantasy becomes literature, there has to be a spirit of generosity and adventure to keep the artistic momentum alive. This is a group experience.

The Best American Erotica isn't one of those handy stroke zines or Special Prosecutor Reports where all the juicy parts are labeled by page: "Cigar fantasies, pp. 5-7." When I was a kid, exploring my first erotica, this is what I was familiar with. It was so exciting to read something forbidden in my repertoire that I couldn't read enough, and I followed the signs and page numbers to all my favorite taboos. Until, one day, to my amazement, I realized that the same page number over and over again was not enough -- there had to be something in the writing to elevate me past the expected. I wanted to be surprised.

The Best American Erotica, I'll confess, truly does have an agenda. It isn't a dial-an-orgasm collection. The stories have to pass the wet test, but they don't aim for the broadest common denominator -- if there even is one in human sexuality. This whole business of defining what is "average," or worse, "normal," in erotic fantasy is a losers' game. We may have plastic surgery to make everyone's noses and tits look the same, but psychologically our erotic profile is unique, and there's no messing with it.

Instead, I like my Best American Erotica stories to be a portrait of the times we live in. I have daydreams of aliens discovering The Best American Erotica collection a thousand years from now and saying, "So this is what turned the earthlings on." I hope they have more tolerance and curiosity than the critics who write to me now and say, "If this is sex in America, then I'm a duck."

The doubters might as well start quacking -- or get out of the house more often. You better believe this is sex in America -- and if we weren't so pruney from our own long soak in censorship and shaming, that fact would be perfectly obvious.

Susie Bright
Valentine's Day, 1999

Copyright © 1999 by Susie Bright

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