The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel [NOOK Book]

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Now a major motion picture starring Judi Dench, Maggie Smith, Tom Wilkinson, Billy Nighy, and Dev Patel
 
When Ravi Kapoor, an overworked London doctor, reaches the breaking point with his difficult father-in-law, he asks his wife: “Can’t we just send him away somewhere? Somewhere far, far away.” His prayer is seemingly answered when Ravi’s entrepreneurial cousin sets up a retirement home in India, hoping to re-create in Bangalore an ...
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Overview

Now a major motion picture starring Judi Dench, Maggie Smith, Tom Wilkinson, Billy Nighy, and Dev Patel
 
When Ravi Kapoor, an overworked London doctor, reaches the breaking point with his difficult father-in-law, he asks his wife: “Can’t we just send him away somewhere? Somewhere far, far away.” His prayer is seemingly answered when Ravi’s entrepreneurial cousin sets up a retirement home in India, hoping to re-create in Bangalore an elegant lost corner of England. Several retirees are enticed by the promise of indulgent living at a bargain price, but upon arriving, they are dismayed to find that restoration of the once sophisiticated hotel has stalled, and that such amenities as water and electricity are . . . infrequent. But what their new life lacks in luxury, they come to find, it’s plentiful in adventure, stunning beauty, and unexpected love.

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“[Deborah] Moggach has served us a treat with this novel. Moving, sincere, funny.”—Independent on Sunday
 
“Underneath the ironies, [The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel] is a book about remembering—too late, or not too late—how to be alive.”—The Times Literary Supplement
 
“Classic Moggach: funny, touching, and . . . full of colours and visual details.”—The Daily Telegraph

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780679645139
  • Publisher: Random House Publishing Group
  • Publication date: 3/13/2012
  • Sold by: Random House
  • Format: eBook
  • Pages: 336
  • Sales rank: 65,055
  • File size: 3 MB

Meet the Author

Deborah Moggach is the author of sixteen successful novels, including the bestselling Tulip Fever, and two collections of stories. Her screenplays include Pride and Prejudice, which was nominated for a BAFTA. She lives in North London.

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The Truth will set you free.
Swami Pur na

Muriel Donnelly, an old girl in her seventies, was left in a hospi- tal cubicle for forty-eight hours. She had taken a tumble in Peck- ham  High  Street  and  was  admitted  with  cuts,  bruises  and
suspected concussion. Two days she lay in A & E, untended, the blood stiffening on her clothes.
It made the headlines. TWO  DAYS! screamed the tabloids. Two days on a trolley, old, neglected, alone. St. Jude’s was be- sieged by reporters, waylaying nurses and shouting into their mo- biles, didn’t they know the things were forbidden? Photos showed her lolling gray head and black eye. Plucky pensioner, she had survived the Blitz for this? Her image was beamed around  the country:  Muriel  Donnelly,  the  latest  victim of  the  collapsing NHS, the latest shocking statistic showing that the British health system, once the best in the world, was disintegrating in a welter of underfunding, staff shortages and collapsing morale.
A hand-wringing  why-oh-why  piece appeared  in the  Daily Mail, an internal investigation was ordered. Dr. Ravi Kapoor was interviewed. He was weary but polite. He said Mrs. Donnelly had received the appropriate  care and that she was waiting for a bed. He didn’t mention that he would kill for an hour’s sleep. He didn’t mention that since the closure of the Casualty department at the neighboring hospital, his own, at St. Jude’s, had to cope with twice the number of drunks, drug overdoses and victims of pointless violence; that St. Jude’s would soon be closing because its site, in the center of Lewisham, was deemed too valuable for sick people; that the private consortium  that had taken it over had sold the land to Safeway, who were planning to build a super- store.


Exhausted, Ravi drove home to Dulwich. Walking up his path, he paused to breathe deeply. It was seven in the evening; some- where a bird sang. Beside the path, daffodil blooms had shriveled into tissue paper. Spring had come and gone without his noticing.
In the kitchen, Pauline was reading the Evening Standard. The story had gathered momentum;  other cases were printed,  out- raged relatives told their tales.
Ravi opened a carton of apple juice. “Thing is, I didn’t men- tion the real reason the old bat wasn’t treated.”
Pauline fetched him a glass. “Why?”
“She wouldn’t let any darkies touch her.”
Pauline burst  out  laughing.  At another  time—another  life- time, it seemed—Ravi would have laughed too. Nowadays  that place was unreachable, a golden land where, refreshed and rested, he could have the energy to find things funny.
Upstairs the lavatory flushed.
“Who’s that?” Ravi’s head reared up. There was a silence.

“I was going to tell you,” said Pauline. “Who is it?”
Footsteps creaked overhead.
“He won’t be here for long, honestly, not this time,” she bab- bled. “I’ve told him he’s got to behave himself—”
“Who is it?”
He knew, of course.
Pauline looked at him. “It’s my father.”


Ravi was a man of compassion. He was a doctor; he tended the sick, he mended the broken. Those who were felled by accident, violence or even self-mutilation found in him a grave and reassuring presence. He bandaged up the wounds of those who lay at the wayside, unloved and unlovable; he staunched the bleeding. No- body was turned away, ever. To do the job, of course, required detachment. He had long ago learned a sort of numbed empathy. Bodies were problems to be solved. To heal them he had to vio- late them by invading their privacy, delving into them with his skilled fingers. These people were frightened. They were utterly alone, for sickness is the loneliest place on earth.
Work sealed him from the world that delivered him its casual- ties, the doors sighing open and surrendering them up to him; he was suspended from the life to which he would return at the end of his shift. Once home, however, he showered off the hospital smell and became a normal person. Volatile, fastidious, a lover of choral music and computer games, sympathetic enough but somewhat  drained.  Of  course he was compassionate,  but  no more or less than anybody else. After all, the Hippocratic  Oath need not apply on home territory. And especially not to a disgust- ing old sod like Norman.
Barely a week had passed and already Ravi wanted to murder his father-in-law. Norman was a retired structural engineer, a monumental  bore and a man of repulsive habits. He had been thrown out of his latest residential home for putting his hand up a nurse’s skirt. “Inappropriate sexual behavior,”  they called it, though Ravi could not imagine what appropriate  behavior could possibly be, where Norman  was concerned. His amorous anec- dotes, like a loop of Muzak, reappeared with monotonous regu- larity. Already Ravi had heard, twice this week, the one about catching the clap in Bulawayo. Being a doctor, Ravi was treated to Norman’s more risqué reminiscences in a hoarse whisper.
“Get me some Viagra, old pal,” he said, when Pauline was out of the room. “Bet you’ve got some upstairs.”
The man cut his toenails in the lounge! Horrible  yellowing shards of rock. Ravi had never liked him, and age had deepened this into loathing of the old goat with his phony regimental tie and stained trousers. Ruthlessly selfish, Norman  had neglected his daughter  all her life; ten years earlier, however, pancreatic cancer had put his long-suffering wife out of her misery and he had battened on to Pauline. Once, on safari in Kenya, Ravi had watched  a warthog  muscling its way to a water  hole, barging aside any animal that got in its way. He retained, for some rea- son, a vivid image of its mud-caked arse.
“I can’t stand much more of this,” he hissed. Nowadays  he and Pauline had to whisper like children. Despite his general di- lapidation, Norman’s hearing was surprisingly sharp.
“I’m doing my best, Ravi, I’m seeing another place tomorrow, but it’s difficult to find anywhere else to take him. Word gets around, you know.”
“Can’t we just send him away somewhere?” “Yes, but where?” she asked.
“Somewhere far, far away?”
“Ravi, that’s not nice. He is my father.”

Ravi looked at his wife. She changed when her father  was around. She became more docile, in fact goody-goody, the dutiful daughter  anxious  that  the two  men in her life get along. She laughed shrilly at her father’s terrible jokes, willing Ravi to join in. There was a glazed artificiality to her.
Worse still, with her father in the house he noticed the similar- ity between them. Pauline had her father’s square, heavy jaw and small eyes. On him they looked porcine, but one could still see the resemblance.
Norman  had stayed with them several times during the past year—whenever he was kicked out of a residential home, in fact. The stays were lengthening as establishments that hadn’t heard of him became harder to find. “The man’s a menace,” said the manager of the last one, “straight out of  Benny Hill. We lost a lovely girl from Nova Scotia.”
“Thing is, he’s frightened of women,” said Ravi. “That’s why he has to jump them all the time.”
Pauline looked at him. “At least someone does.”
There was a silence. They were preparing Sunday lunch. Ravi yanked open the oven door and pulled out the roasting tin.
“I’m so tired,” he said.
It was true. He was always exhausted. He needed time to re- vive himself, to restore himself. He needed a good night’s sleep. He needed to lie on the sofa and listen to Mozart’s Requiem. Only then could he become a husband again—a human being, even. The house was so small, with her father in it. Ravi’s body was in a permanent  state of tension. Every room he went into, Norman  was there. Just at the Lacrimosa he would blunder in, the transistor  hanging on a string around  his neck burbling the cricket commentary from Sri Lanka.
“He uses my computer.”
“Don’t change the subject,” said Pauline.

The place stank of Norman’s cigarettes. When they banished him outside, the patio became littered with butts like the Out- patients doorway at St. Jude’s.
“He downloads pornographic sites.” When Ravi entered his study the chair was skewed from the desk; the room felt violated. Fag-ends lay drowned in the saucer underneath  his maidenhair fern.
Pauline slit open a packet of beans. They both knew what they were talking about.
“I’m sorry.” Ravi stroked her hair. “I want to, really. It’s just, the walls are so thin.”
It was true. At night, when they lay in bed, Ravi could almost feel her father a few inches away, lying in the pigsty that had once been the spare bedroom.
“But he’s asleep,” said Pauline.
“Yes, I can hear that, all too distinctly.”
“He is amazing,” she replied. “I’ve never known anybody who can snore and fart at the same time.”
Ravi laughed. Suddenly they were conspirators.  Pauline put the beans on the counter and turned to her husband. Ravi put his arms around her and kissed her—truly kissed her, the first time in weeks. Her mouth  opened against his; her tongue, pressing against his own, gave him an electric jolt.
He pushed his wife against the kitchen unit. She was hot from cooking. He thrust his hand down her slippery cleavage, down beneath her blouse and her stiff butcher’s apron. He felt her nip- ple; her legs buckled.
“Sweetheart,” he said. She moved her body against his. He slid his hand into the small of her back to cushion her from the cup- board knobs.
“Let’s go upstairs,” she whispered.
There was a sound. They swung round. Norman came in, zip- ping up his trousers.

“Just had the most monumental dump. Must be those chick- peas last night.” Norman  rubbed his hands. “Something smells good.”


Norman Purse was a vigorous man. Never any problem in that department. His work, building bridges, had taken him all over— Malaysia,  Nigeria.  He had sampled the fleshpots of Bangkok and Ibadan and was proud of his linguistic fluency; in six African languages he could say “Show me your pussy.” Oh yes, he had plenty of lead in his pencil.
His wife, Rosemary, hadn’t put up a fuss. She had been a pretty girl once, nicely turned ankles, a bloom to her. That was the trou- ble: she was too bloody nice. There were certain things a chap couldn’t do with a well-bred English rose. Besides, she was his wife. After a few years, like all roses, she was past her best. She had grown into a mousy, middle-aged person who cooked his meals and scuttled around doing whatever women did, hardly a peep from her. To be perfectly honest, the woman wasn’t a barrel of laughs. The only time he heard her giggle was behind closed doors with their daughter Pauline. “What’s so funny?” he would ask, opening the door. They would jump like rabbits. Then, when he went  away,  they  would  start  all over again.  Women  were strange creatures.
And now Rosemary was long since dead and his own daughter had become a middle-aged matron herself. Pushing fifty, if he remembered it right. One of these career girls, travel agent, never seen her way to give him a grandchild. But a damn good cook, like her mother, better than that slop at The Beeches. Ravi could rustle up some decent grub too; he said it helped him relax. Nor- man liked teasing his son-in-law. “Fancy a takeaway?” he would ask, wandering  into  the kitchen  and  rubbing  his stomach.  “I could murder an Indian.”

Norman had been living with them for a month now and very comfortable it was, too. He couldn’t go back to the bungalow, of course, because it had burned down. All the fault of that damned electrician, what a cowboy. They blamed Norman,  said he must have nodded off with a fag in his hand, but that was a lie and a slander. What were they suggesting, that he was losing his mar- bles? He might have a dicky heart  and an occasional problem with the waterworks,  but at least he had kept his wits unlike some people in the  various  penal  institutions,  aka  homes,  in which he had been incarcerated.  Stark raving bonkers, most of them, wandering around in their nighties muttering to them- selves. His daughter had a heart of stone, sending him there. The Dettol-smelling corridors,  the tap-tapping  of Zimmer walkers, the rows of chairs facing the rain-lashed sea, those ghastly prison wardens who couldn’t handle a red-blooded male, the miserable old hags. Lesbians, the lot of them.
And they called these places homes. Somebody had a sense of humor. Home was with his daughter in Plender Street. It was her duty to look after her old dad. And it wasn’t as if it were a one- way thing. He made himself useful looking after the place when they were at work. Plenty of burglars around, even in Dulwich.
It was a gloriously sunny morning in May. Norman filled the saucepan, squirted in some Fairy Liquid and put his hankies on to boil. He was in a good mood. He’d had his morning wank, he had emptied his bowels and had thoroughly cleared his nasal passages. What with one thing and another, he got through a lot of handkerchiefs. He had eaten a hearty breakfast—Bran Fiber and  three slices of  toast  with  Cooper’s Old  English and  that blithering low-cholesterol spread Pauline bought for him. The transistor  around  his neck—he hung it there to keep his hands free—burbled the morning news. “The pensions time bomb,” it said, “is a disaster waiting to happen.” The water came to the boil; gray scum rose to the surface. “Over the next thirty years the elderly population will grow by two-thirds.” Norman turned down the gas and let himself out of the house.
Plender Street was a pleasant street of Victorian villas—quiet; leafy; Neighborhood  Watch stickers in the windows. Ravi had done well for himself and Pauline must bring in a few shekels too. twinkies, they called them: Two Incomes and Something or Other.
A comely housewife pushed a buggy along the pavement; Norman doffed his hat to her as he walked past. She looked star- tled; good manners were a rarity nowadays, of course. He gazed after her as she quickened her pace; nice arse. Probably wasn’t getting much rumpy-pumpy, not with a little kid around. He whistled cheerfully; another thing you didn’t hear nowadays, whistling. This place suited him; it was his home, for God’s sake. Nice room, meals on tap. No, they weren’t going to get rid of him this time. He knew Pauline was searching for another peni- tentiary, she was doing it on the internet, but no luck so far.
Norman  was having too much fun. Ravi was such a fusspot; he had grown worse with the passing years. Everything had to be just so. Norman  knew just how to tease him—flicking his fag- ends into the gas-log fire, removing his bottom  teeth when he watched TV. He enjoyed his son-in-law’s sharp intake of breath. Just that far, no farther. Norman  had a well-developed sense of survival.
And the man was such a prude. Funny, that,  considering he was a doctor,  plunging his hands God-knows-where.  Norman had told him his joke about the gynecologist’s wife, “Had a good day at the orifice?” Not a titter. A while ago he had asked him to get him some Viagra. “I’m afraid that’s impossible,” Ravi had said. What a goody-goody! Once, on a train, Norman  had seen his son-in-law reading the safety leaflet. On a train. The safety leaflet. He hadn’t let Ravi forget that.
Norman pushed open the door of Casablanca Food and Wine.

A dusky maiden stood behind the counter. He had never seen her before.
“Good morning, my dear.” He raised his hat. “What’s a lovely girl like you doing in a place like this?”
“My dad owns it,” she said. “Ah. And what’s your name?” “Sultana.”
Norman spluttered. “Sultana! Fancy a date then?”
The girl gazed at him, coolly. Oh well, he thought, never mind. He bought his packet of fags and two cans of Tennent’s. Sultana was doing that text thing on her mobile, thumb skittering. Even so, she could see him. Norman  gazed longingly at the rack of magazines. Just for a moment he felt that rare thing: embarrass- ment. He couldn’t, not with this lovely creature here, so young and dewy.
There was nothing for it but to go down to the high street. It took him a good ten minutes; his back was playing up. Finally, however,  he reached  its welcome anonymity,  cars  thundering past, and went into a newsagent’s.
“Morning,” he said to the man behind the counter. He scanned the top shelf of magazines. Lifting his walking stick, he dislodged a copy of Asian Babes. It fell to the floor.
Norman  bent to pick it up. A spasm shot up his spine. He froze. Bent double, he waited for the pain to pass.
“Here, Granddad.”  The man came over and picked it up for him.
“It’s for my son-in-law,” Norman muttered at the floor. “He’s Indian.”
“I’m sure he is.” The man grinned. “I expect he’ll be wanting it in a bag, too.”
Clutching the carrier, Norman  hobbled back along the road. A siren screamed. He jumped. A fire engine rushed past. Sud- denly he wanted to be home, safely ensconced on the sofa. Today the world seemed more than usually hostile—the traffic, the heedless passersby, the newsagent with his insolence. Somebody unloaded a crate of bottles. Norman  jumped again. He wanted his daughter to be home, instead of miles away in some office or other. She would bring him a cup of tea. She would rub Ibuleve into his back and tell him he wasn’t that old, it was all right, he wasn’t going to die. Everything was going to be all right.
Norman  paused, leaning on his stick. Suddenly he saw him- self as others must see him. Just for a moment, like the clouds parting. Then they closed again.
He thought: I miss my wife. Rosemary would understand. This surprised him so much that  he didn’t notice what was
happening  at  the end of  the street.  Something was up.  What looked like a fire engine seemed to be parked outside his daugh- ter’s house. A crowd of people stood watching.
Norman hobbled closer. He stopped and stared. At 18 Plender Street, black smoke was billowing out of the side window.
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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 22, 2012

    the book was so enjoyable, no wonder they made it a movie

    Very enjoyable read; the characters were brought to life fully resisting the assault of everyday India on every sense. portrayed realistically and with good humor; hard to put down.

    6 out of 7 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 22, 2012

    Charming simple read

    I completed this book on a flight from the us to europe. It is a perfect airplane read. Not too heavy. Delightful characters, but not too complex. The book could have a lot more depth and description but accept it as it is, a nice light read. If you have been to india, it will resonate, but if you haven't, I do not think you will learn much.

    5 out of 7 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 17, 2012

    Great movie

    I saw the movie last evening and can't wait to read the book. The characters did an outstanding job of portraying the characters as described and the movie was not so deep that you had to really concentrate to keep up. I hope the book will deliver as much pleasure!

    3 out of 8 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted December 14, 2012

    Disappointed. I bought the Nook book after several friends reco

    Disappointed. I bought the Nook book after several friends recommended the movie. Synopsis: An Indian-born doctor in London and his cousin in India to set up a “British” retirement home there. The residents come to India from various walks of life and with somewhat differing expectations – primarily they move because they are lonely and ready to try a new life. The hotel is not as updated as they expected, and the town streets are filled with poverty, but the residents’ involvement with the community begins to have an effect on them and they start to settle into a routine that works for them.
    The first half of the book felt like a REALLY long prologue, supposed to make the characters endearing, but for me, just too long and did not accomplish the purpose. I slogged through waiting for everyone to arrive in India and for the entertainment to begin, but again, I wasn’t able to identify with the residents. The information about life in Bangalore was interesting. The twist with the ex-BBC was worth the book. Also a good thread that it's never too late to start over -- Sometimes you go along to get along, and eventually you have to evaluate that decision more deeply.


    The book is fairly short and readable in a few sittings, but there is never that feeling that you just can’t put it down

    2 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted November 20, 2012

    Disappointing

    This book rambles on and on. It was a disappointment. Had seen movie and the book barely resembles the movie.

    2 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 24, 2012

    Not my favorite book !

    I read this knowing full well the movie / book versions would be different. Usually like the book better, not this time. I won't be reading anymore from this author. Did not like her and did not really get into the book at all.

    2 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 22, 2012

    ok read

    For once I thought the movie was better than the book. The book was more a charactor study about the people who eventually ended up at the hotel. The movie brought more life to the charactors and spent more time developing the hotel itself and the surrounding area. The book didn't have the textures or color that the movie developed so nicely.

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 10, 2013

    Disappointed

    The movie was so much better

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 3, 2013

    good read

    This book well written. It is full of adventure and some humor. I highly recomend it.

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 26, 2012

    Great summer reading

    worth buying...enjoyed very much.

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 28, 2014

    The movie is better

    Very dull with boring characters. The story has great potential but never really develops. The author has little flair or depth.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 21, 2013

    Blurb scrambled

    Check sample before down loading

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  • Posted August 30, 2013

    Good Read

    I enjoyed this book so much & have passed it on to a friend so she too can enjoy it. I had a few good laughs while reading it.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 26, 2013

    Not very good

    I dont like it

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 23, 2013

    Autumnleaf

    Colected marigold and left.

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 6, 2013

    Welcome to exoctic hotel resorts!!

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    0 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 6, 2013

    B~H TO ALL

    BAR PARTY AT MY TIME RES 1 GO SIGN UP AT FUNK RES 1 ITS AT 9:30 TONIGHT AND WERE GANNA HAVE SPECIAL GUESTS AND WE NEED A KAROKE LEADER AND MAKE SURE TO DRESS SE?XI!!!!!!!!! XOXO H

    0 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 4, 2013

    HELP PLEASE

    I GOT LOCKED OUT OF LOVE RESULT TWO SO CAN ANYONE PLEASE TELL JRAKE TO GO TO LOVE RESULT TEN
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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 4, 2013

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 4, 2013

    Many people dislike this.

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