The Book of Pslams: 97 Divine Diatribes on Humanity's Total Failure

by God, David Javerbaum, Jesus, The Holy Ghost Narrated by David Javerbaum

Overview

Notes From Your Bookseller

Now we’ve done it. We got everyone’s supreme being up in arms. Luckily, David Javerbaum is at hand to translate for us. Laughter truly is the best medicine!

Just in time for the Apocalypse comes a new Biblical scripture from God and thirteen-time Emmy Award-winning comedy writer David Javerbaum.

3,000 years ago, King David wrote The Book of Psalms-hymns in praise of God that became famous worldwide. Now, with humanity on the verge of a self-generated catastrophe, God (with the help of another David) has decided to return, and reverse, the favor.

God has collected a cornucopia of insults of the human race in the form of prose, poetry, and parody. From topics as diverse as COVID-19, Trump, racism, abortion, meth, math, and on a lighter note, the platypus, God provides a 21st-century spin on life's many problems. And he's not alone: his son Jesus Christ has contributed thirty sermons of his own, updating some of his Biblical teachings for the modern audience. Even the Holy Ghost stops by to make sure you don't forget him. Anybody who's a fan @TheTweetofGod and/or NOT a fan of the human race is sure to love The Book of Pslams.

Editorial Reviews

From the Publisher

"Wickedly funny...Readers who haven't injured themselves laughing will be relieved to hear that doggie heaven is real, though it "doubles as mailman hell...No sacred cow goes untipped in this sidesplitting work."—PUBLISHERS WEEKLY

"Those familiar with God's Twitter, @TheTweet of God, know to expect the sacred but mostly the profane. Nothing is off the table... for those who finds truths twisted by sacrilege their cup of wine, well, bless you."—BOOKLIST

“To die for!” — JOAN OF ARC

“Better than the Koran! I especially loved the nude picture of me on page 87!” — MUHAMMAD

“I stand corrected: God is back!” — NIETZSCHE

Product Details

BN ID:	2940177442730
Publisher:	Simon & Schuster
Publication date:	04/12/2022
Edition description:	Unabridged

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