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The Book of Rules: The Right Way to Do Everything
     

The Book of Rules: The Right Way to Do Everything

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by Joshua Belter
 

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Become a productive member of society!

Which way should the toilet paper be dispensed from the roll? Who goes first at an intersection in a grocery store? What is the proper placement of ketchup on a plate? When is it appropriate to dress your pet in clothes that match your own?

If you've ever wondered about the answers to these vital questions, this is the

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Become a productive member of society!

Which way should the toilet paper be dispensed from the roll? Who goes first at an intersection in a grocery store? What is the proper placement of ketchup on a plate? When is it appropriate to dress your pet in clothes that match your own?

If you've ever wondered about the answers to these vital questions, this is the book for you. Consult The Book of Rules to identify acceptable practices and procedures for any social situation you may encounter in your everyday life.

With this book, you'll learn:

  • How and when to tell someone they have bad breath
  • Regulations on singing aloud with the car radio
  • What excessive hair twirling indicates
  • When power naps should be taken at work
  • How to terminate a too-long text message conversation
  • How to deter people who want to "taste" your food
  • When it is appropriate to look in a friend's medicine cabinet, and much, much more.
Many everyday actions--while not illegal or immoral--are generally considered improper. With this book, you'll never again be considered an uncivilized, clueless boor.

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9781440323850
Publisher:
F+W Media
Publication date:
12/09/2011
Sold by:
Barnes & Noble
Format:
NOOK Book
Pages:
208
File size:
2 MB

Meet the Author

Joshua Belter is an air traffic controller and singer. He was inspired to create The Book of Rules after a toilet-paper incident while visiting his mother’s home, which transformed into a profound statement of modern, day-to-day etiquette.

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The Book of Rules: The Right Way to Do Everything 3.5 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 22 reviews.
Fasttime More than 1 year ago
This book was so cool! There were so many things in this book that I have never thought of before and they are so right!!!! I love it.... I love the discrepancy forms in the appendix. I WILL be writing in to suggest updates for the next book. I am going to make a difference in the world! :)
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Wow
stevestevens95 More than 1 year ago
Joshua Belter's highly amusing, tongue firmly in-cheek, interactive book is going to be a huge hit! This book will settle domestic arguments, start domestic arguments and have you laughing out loud as you wonder "is he serious?" The Book of Rules will infuriate you and approve of you as it defines its own set of guidelines on how we should live our lives. Better still, the book is interactive by allowing the reader to submit their own rules for future publications. Got a pet peeve? Got a rule you think others should live by? Submit it to the regulatory board for consideration. See someone breaking a rule? Give them a Discrepancy Form describing the rule they broke and what they should do to correct it. Don't be surprised if you get a Discrepancy Form from one of your friends from The Book of Rules soon. A great gift for any occasion.
geniusgal More than 1 year ago
Fun conversation starter. Have friends that need a little help with social etiquette? Or just want to start a friendly debate? Perfect book for either.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
For Some Reason When I Read This I Have To Read Out loud & I Use The Same Voice As The Lady On A Minute To Win It...lol This Is A Good Read Full Of All Of The Unwritten Rules You Never Really Take Take The Time To Think About, I Highly Recommended It!
Sha25 More than 1 year ago
This is a person with lots of time on their TV! Who thinks of this stuff? Quite hilarious!
dandrCB More than 1 year ago
I actually thought this was gonna be filled with "actual" rules about random things presented in a humorous way. Well it is funny, but I'm not sure how much of it is accurate. While a lot of it is common sense, I wonder about the toilet paper rule...I swear there's a lot of documentation that says it goes the other way. Other than that it's an entertaining book, just might not want to take it seriously.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
You know all the 'unwritten' rules we all try to follow? Well someone wrote them down. I can't help but read this book with a British accent. Well worth your time.
GeorgeGlass More than 1 year ago
Why didn't I think of this? So many things about life I never though of before! A really good read. I love the discrepancy forms in the back of the book that you can issue to your friends!!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
It used to be free, about two years ago. Its really unique and interesting!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
There is definitely a large amount of this which is very much common sense. That being said...this should be required reading to enter into adulthood. From things such as: - walking in a store - shopping and parking etiqutette - meal sharing - public restroom guidelines - driver / pedistrian courtesy.... All presented in a humourous manner
Glen_S More than 1 year ago
I can see if I was in the right mood for it this could be really funny, but I didn't really get into this book. YMMV, check out a sample if it's offered, you might really enjoy it.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
It Is a Cool Book !!!!!!!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Too silly. Thought it would actually help but only found a very few "rules" that could really be used. 112 pages (dw)
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Not really the sort of book compatible with e-readers. A paper copy would be more suitable.
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This books was interesting but had a lot of very strange rules.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Not worth the time.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I barely made it through chapter 2 before I was ready to put it away.
tallyreader More than 1 year ago
Unfortunately, I did not enjoy this book at all. A lot of banal information delivered in an uninteresting format.