The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles: The 67% True Story of a 100% Fake Actress

The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles: The 67% True Story of a 100% Fake Actress

by A. C. Sloan
The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles: The 67% True Story of a 100% Fake Actress

The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles: The 67% True Story of a 100% Fake Actress

by A. C. Sloan

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Overview

CARLÖTTA BEAUTOX IS ON A MISSION: TO BECOME HOLLYWOOD'S NEXT BIG THING.

She ditched Jersey for La La Land, created a sexy new name, and gave herself a year to become famous.

The only problem? Carlötta has all the ambition but none of the talent needed to make it. No worries! What she lacks in skill, she makes up for with humor and heart.

Together with her goofy, clueless talent manager/landlord Dave, Carlötta's determined to nab the seemingly impossible--a shiny gold star on the Walk of Fame. If she can achieve a fraction of what her celebrity hero Khloé Kardashian has, Carlötta can die a happy Instagram model.

The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles follows the laugh-out-loud epic misadventures of a blissfully optimistic actress and influencer as she navigates the treacherous waters of Hollywood. She's spilling all the tea her diary can handle as she hops from crisis to chaos to calamity with shampoo bottle rinse-repeat regularity. It's like her personal Mercury is always in retrograde!

Jump on the hilarious roller-coaster ride that carries this naïve dreamer from the entertainment industry sidelines to the pinnacle of Hollywood royalty. One wrong move is all that stands between Carlötta and dreaded cancellation, turning her fairy tale into a fairy fail.

BASED ON THE AWARD-WINNING FICTION PODCAST, THE CARLÖTTA BEAUTOX CHRONICLES.

Product Details

BN ID: 2940186149767
Publisher: Trojan Cat Films, LLC
Publication date: 03/28/2024
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: eBook
File size: 946 KB

About the Author

A.C. Sloan is a novelist, screenwriter, and fiction podcaster. Before that, A.C. worked in network television for more than 20 years writing and producing award-winning TV promos at ABC, CBS, NBC, and more. It is likely she convinced you to watch some of your now favorite shows.

As a former network television insider, she's seen how the sausage gets made and sold in Hollywood. While much of it is not pretty, most of it is pretty darn hilarious.

Born and raised in New Jersey, she now resides in Los Angeles with her husband.
She is also the author of Suffer: A Hollywood Novel.
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