Congratulations, man! By picking up The Complete A**hole's Guide to Handling Chicks, you are just pages away from finally understanding:
The Complete A**hole's Guide isn't like all the other candy-ass relationship books on the market; it doesn’t cover issues like romance, love, and finding Miss Right. So, if that's what you're looking for, there are plenty of other books you can hide under your skirt as you skip out of the store. This book is about controlling the women in your life, and never having to say you're sorry . . . EVER AGAIN!
We'll take you from the day you're born to the day you die and show you how women can be manipulated, frustrated, and ultimately dominated throughout the course of a man's life. By illustrating the insanity of the female mind, we'll show you why the flawed chick psyche causes them to continuously fall for the a**hole, no matter how many times they get burned.
If you're not interested, that's fine. We're sure there are ballet classes you need to attend before your wine and cheese party. However, if you are ready, then grab a six-pack, order a pizza, and get your hand out of your pants because you’re about to read the most perverse, sadistic, and hysterical relationship book ever written. Enjoy!
Anonymous
Posted March 30, 2009
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The title might be tongue-in-cheek, but I have to say I learned some stuff here. It's not just about "handling" chicks, but handling yourslef, too. A good book with some good stuff.
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Posted March 21, 2009
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One of the older bad boy guides for seducing women using the cocky, edgy angle. Inside you'll find the occasional nuggets of truth, some humor that comes and goes, and a ton of irrelevant pages to flip through. It kind of reminds me of old Andrew Dice Clay or Animal House skits. It's written for comedy, and for the price worth getting. Definitely light reading and entertaining.
I would skip this if you are a feminist, have no sense of humor, and if you are looking to pick up women.
A much better and funnier title to couple this with for actual dating advice is
The Professional Bachelor Dating Guide - How to Exploit her Inner Psycho by Brett Tate.
Anonymous
Posted January 1, 2009
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If you are looking for a book on how to play games with women, I don't think this one is it. What I got was more of a way in which to handle women. It is filled with lots of insight that could benefit any guy.
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Posted February 16, 2007
This book should be required reading for any fraternity member looking to bust out of his nice guy - friends first persona that kills him with the ladies. There is plenty of slams, rants and toilet humor to make any sober guy bust out laughing over and over. The book is fun, light reading that does not take itself seriously, and you should treat it lightly. A mistake would be to think that most girls fall for this attitude later in life. In college, it doesn't take much to get laid, and this book will show you how to avoid the typical mistakes. Basically, the first lesson guys need to learn is not to be their own cockblock. That's where this book shines. Shut up, and with the right attitude you will score. At age 25, the dating rules change. Girls look at men for free stuff and a lifestyle upgrade, not sex. The sex is just the means to get the lifestyle she expects you to finance. To learn how to work women at that stage, particularly when you have a big salary and money, you must read Tate's The Professional Bachelor. As for now, if you're still in college, or just in the mood for some laughs, get this book and your game will be high. We all wish we were your age again and had this book back then.
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Posted February 7, 2005
the Delta Iota Kappa fraternity requires all pledges to read this book. This book is straight to the facts and the stuff actually works. You will have to filter out some of the stuff they tell you cause it could land you in jail, but otherwise nice guys do finish last and this book will try to keep you from staying on the losing team. You shall be an a**hole. go DIKs, get chicks !
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Posted December 20, 2003
I recently read this book because my friend recommended it. I had actually previously read John Fate¿s ¿The Nice Guys¿ Guide to Getting Girls¿ and really liked that book. It had a lot of good information that I use today and it really works. I¿m not an a**hole or anything, but I decided to read this book anyway because I heard it was such a funny book. My friend was right. This book had me laughing the whole time! The author also knows what he¿s talking about when it comes to women. They are a hard species to understand but this book tries to break it down and does it in such a funny way. Great book!
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Posted July 2, 2003
This book is so true and honest and funny. Every man with a pulse should be required to read it. I identified with so much of it that I felt relieved to know somebody else out there had the guts to say the things in it. If you want to know how to deal with women and how to cope with how off-the-wall they are, this is the book for you. Simply put, this is the most hysterical book I've ever read.
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Posted August 6, 2003
This book kept my laughing out loud the entire time. I might as well give up on reading beacause there will never be a book as funny and true as this one. Having to eat everyday is just as important as reading this book...thats how great it is..IF YOUR A GUY...GET THE BOOK NOW!!!
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Posted April 14, 2003
every guy in the world will find this book funny. This should not be listed as a humor book but as a guide to real life relationships. I wish I had this book when I was growing up.
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Posted March 24, 2003
Simply the greatest book ever written. Don't buy one, buy one for every person you've ever known and the people you think you'll meet in the future. It's that good. I've gotta go clean the pee off of my jeans, I was laughing so hard.
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Posted March 15, 2003
I got an advance copy from a publisher friend, and I think I laughed out loud AT LEAST every two pages. This may be the funniest book I've ever read.
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Congratulations, man! By picking up The Complete A**hole's Guide to Handling Chicks, you are just pages away from finally understanding: