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A mute goes aboard a boat on the Mississippi
At sunrise on a first of April, there appeared, suddenly as Manco Capac at the lake Titicaca, a man in cream-colors, at the water-side in the city of St. Louis.
His cheek was fair, his chin downy, his hair flaxen, his hat a white fur one, with a long fleecy nap. He had neither trunk, valise, carpet-bag, nor parcel. No porter followed him. He was unaccompanied by friends. From the shrugged shoulders, titters, whispers, wonderings of the crowd, it was plain that he was, in the extremest sense of the word, a stranger.
In the same moment with his advent, he stepped aboard the favorite steamer Fidèle, on the point of starting for New Orleans. Stared at, but unsaluted, with the air of one neither courting nor shunning regard, but evenly pursuing the path of duty, lead it through solitudes or cities, he held on his way along the lower deck until he chanced to come to a placard nigh the captain’s office, offering a reward for the capture of a mysterious impostor, supposed to have recently arrived from the East; quite an original genius in his vocation, as would appear, though wherein his originality consisted was not clearly given; but what purported to be a careful description of his person followed.
As if it had been a theatre-bill, crowds were gathered about the announcement, and among them certain chevaliers, whose eyes, it was plain, were on the capitals, or, at least, earnestly seeking sight of them from behind intervening coats; but as for their fingers, they were enveloped in some myth; though, during a chance interval, one of these chevaliers somewhat showed his hand in purchasing from another chevalier, ex-officio a peddler of money-belts, one of his popular safe-guards, while another peddler, who was still another versatile chevalier, hawked, in the thick of the throng, the lives of Measan, the bandit of Ohio, Murrel, the pirate of the Mississippi, and the brothers Harpe, the Thugs of the Green River country, in Kentucky—creatures, with others of the sort, one and all exterminated at the time, and for the most part, like the hunted generations of wolves in the same regions, leaving comparatively few successors; which would seem cause for unalloyed gratulation, and is such to all except those who think that in new countries, where the wolves are killed off, the foxes increase.
Pausing at this spot, the stranger so far succeeded in threading his way, as at last to plant himself just beside the placard, when, producing a small slate and tracing some words upon it, he held it up before him on a level with the placard, so that they who read the one might read the other. The words were these:—
“Charity thinketh no evil.”
As, in gaining his place, some little perseverance, not to say persistence, of a mildly inoffensive sort, had been unavoidable, it was not with the best relish that the crowd regarded his apparent intrusion; and upon a more attentive survey, perceiving no badge of authority about him, but rather something quite the contrary—he being of an aspect so singularly innocent; an aspect, too, which they took to be somehow inappropriate to the time and place, and inclining to the notion that his writing was of much the same sort: in short, taking him for some strange kind of simpleton, harmless enough, would he keep to himself, but not wholly unobnoxious as an intruder—they made no scruple to jostle him aside; while one, less kind than the rest, or more of a wag, by an unobserved stroke, dexterously flattened down his fleecy hat upon his head. Without readjusting it, the stranger quietly turned, and writing anew upon the slate, again held it up:—
“Charity suffereth long, and is kind.”
Illy pleased with his pertinacity, as they thought it, the crowd a second time thrust him aside, and not without epithets and some buffets, all of which were unresented. But, as if at last despairing of so difficult an adventure, wherein one, apparently a non-resistant, sought to impose his presence upon fighting characters, the stranger now moved slowly away, yet not before altering his writing to this:—
“Charity endureth all things.”
Shield-like bearing his slate before him, amid stares and jeers he moved slowly up and down, at his turning points again changing his inscription to—
“Charity believeth all things.”
“Charity never faileth.”
The word charity, as originally traced, remained throughout uneffaced, not unlike the left-hand numeral of a printed date, otherwise left for convenience in blank.
To some observers, the singularity, if not lunacy, of the stranger was heightened by his muteness, and, perhaps also, by the contrast to his proceedings afforded in the actions—quite in the wonted and sensible order of things—of the barber of the boat, whose quarters, under a smoking-saloon, and over against a bar-room, was next door but two to the captain’s office. As if the long, wide, covered deck, hereabouts built up on both sides with shop-like windowed spaces, were some Constantinople arcade or bazaar, where more than one trade is plied, this river barber, aproned and slippered, but rather crusty-looking for the moment, it may be from being newly out of bed, was throwing open his premises for the day, and suitably arranging the exterior. With business-like dispatch, having rattled down his shutters, and at a palm-tree angle set out in the iron fixture his little ornamental pole, and this without overmuch tenderness for the elbows and toes of the crowd, he concluded his operations by bidding people stand still more aside, when, jumping on a stool, he hung over his door, on the customary nail, a gaudy sort of illuminated pasteboard sign, skillfully executed by himself, gilt with the likeness of a razor elbowed in readiness to shave, and also, for the public benefit, with two words not unfrequently seen ashore gracing other shops besides barbers’:—
An inscription which, though in a sense not less intrusive than the contrasted ones of the stranger, did not, as it seemed, provoke any corresponding derision or surprise, much less indignation; and still less, to all appearances, did it gain for the inscriber the repute of being a simpleton.
Meanwhile, he with the slate continued moving slowly up and down, not without causing some stares to change into jeers, and some jeers into pushes, and some pushes into punches; when suddenly, in one of his turns, he was hailed from behind by two porters carrying a large trunk; but as the summons, though loud, was without effect, they accidentally or otherwise swung their burden against him, nearly overthrowing him; when, by a quick start, a peculiar inarticulate moan, and a pathetic telegraphing of his fingers, he involuntarily betrayed that he was not alone dumb, but also deaf.
Presently, as if not wholly unaffected by his reception thus far, he went forward, seating himself in a retired spot on the forecastle, nigh the foot of a ladder there leading to a deck above, up and down which ladder some of the boatmen, in discharge of their duties, were occasionally going.
From his betaking himself to this humble quarter, it was evident that, as a deck-passenger, the stranger, simple though he seemed, was not entirely ignorant of his place, though his taking a deck-passage might have been partly for convenience; as, from his having no luggage, it was probable that his destination was one of the small wayside landings within a few hours’ sail. But, though he might not have a long way to go, yet he seemed already to have come from a very long distance.
Though neither soiled nor slovenly, his cream-colored suit had a tossed look, almost linty, as if, traveling night and day from some far country beyond the prairies, he had long been without the solace of a bed. His aspect was at once gentle and jaded, and, from the moment of seating himself, increasing in tired abstraction and dreaminess. Gradually overtaken by slumber, his flaxen head drooped, his whole lamb-like figure relaxed, and, half reclining against the ladder’s foot, lay motionless, as some sugar-snow in March, which, softly stealing down over night, with its white placidity startles the brown farmer peering out from his threshold at daybreak.
|Chapter 1||A mute goes aboard a boat on the Mississippi||3|
|Chapter 2||Showing that many men have many minds||7|
|Chapter 3||In which a variety of characters appear||10|
|Chapter 4||Renewal of old acquaintance||18|
|Chapter 5||The man with the weed makes it an even question whether he be a great sage or a great simpleton||24|
|Chapter 6||At the outset of which certain passengers prove deaf to the call of charity||28|
|Chapter 7||A gentleman with gold sleeve-buttons||35|
|Chapter 8||A charitable lady||43|
|Chapter 9||Two business men transact a little business||46|
|Chapter 10||In the cabin||52|
|Chapter 11||Only a page or so||58|
|Chapter 12||The story of the unfortunate man, from which may be gathered whether or no he has been justly so entitled||60|
|Chapter 13||The man with the traveling-cap evinces much humanity, and in a way which would seem to show him to be one of the most logical of optimists||64|
|Chapter 14||Worth the consideration of those to whom it may prove worth considering||69|
|Chapter 15||An old miser, upon suitable representations, is prevailed upon to venture an investment||72|
|Chapter 16||A sick man, after some impatience, is induced to become a patient||77|
|Chapter 17||Towards the end of which the Herb-Doctor proves himself a forgiver of injuries||84|
|Chapter 18||Inquest into the true character of the Herb-Doctor||89|
|Chapter 19||A soldier of fortune||93|
|Chapter 20||Reappearance of one who may be remembered||101|
|Chapter 21||A hard case||106|
|Chapter 22||In the polite spirit of the Tusculan disputations||114|
|Chapter 23||In which the powerful effect of natural scenery is evinced in the case of the Missourian, who, in view of the region round about Cairo, has a return of his chilly fit||129|
|Chapter 24||A philanthropist undertakes to convert a misanthrope, but does not get beyond confuting him||131|
|Chapter 25||The Cosmopolitan makes an acquaintance||139|
|Chapter 26||Containing the metaphysics of Indian-hating, according to the views of one evidently not as prepossessed as Rousseau in favor of savages||144|
|Chapter 27||Some account of a man of questionable morality, but who, nevertheless, would seem entitled to the esteem of that eminent English moralist who said he liked a good hater||152|
|Chapter 28||Moot points touching the late Colonel John Moredock||156|
|Chapter 29||The boon companions||160|
|Chapter 30||Opening with a poetical eulogy of the Press, and continuing with talk inspired by the same||167|
|Chapter 31||A metamorphosis more surprising than any in Ovid||179|
|Chapter 32||Showing that the age of magic and magicians is not yet over||180|
|Chapter 33||Which may pass for whatever it may prove to be worth||182|
|Chapter 34||In which the Cosmopolitan tells the story of the gentleman-madman||184|
|Chapter 35||In which the Cosmopolitan strikingly evinces the artlessness of his nature||187|
|Chapter 36||In which the Cosmopolitan is accosted by a mystic, whereupon ensues pretty much such talk as might be expected||189|
|Chapter 37||The mystical master introduces the practical disciple||197|
|Chapter 38||The disciple unbends, and consents to act a social part||200|
|Chapter 39||The hypothetical friends||202|
|Chapter 40||In which the story of China Aster is, at second-hand, told by one who, while not disapproving the moral, disclaims the spirit of the style||208|
|Chapter 41||Ending with a rupture of the hypothesis||221|
|Chapter 42||Upon the heel of the last scene, the Cosmopolitan enters the barber's shop, a benediction on his lips||225|
|Chapter 43||Very charming||231|
|Chapter 44||In which the last three words of the last chapter are made the text of the discourse, which will be sure of receiving more or less attention from those readers who do not skip it||238|
|Chapter 45||The Cosmopolitan increases in seriousness||240|
Posted February 19, 2003
This is one of the most metaphysically profound books I've ever read. In it, Melville consistently challenges his reader's belief in the truth of his own narrative. He does this by presenting a protagonist so variable as to defy definition. He may, or may not, be the devil as the blurb here indicate. I suspect the real Confidence Man is the author himself. The question that the narrative constantly raises is, can this narrative be trusted? Maybe, Maybe not.
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